Swine Flu Outbreak

[pilferk]

Anyone seen this?

I don't know...I've been to parts of Mexico where that last one is certainly a very real possibility.  Tijiuana back in the 80's, after dark?

[Annie]

Anyone seen this?

I don't know...I've been to parts of Mexico where that last one is certainly a very real possibility.  Tijiuana back in the 80's, after dark?

This is TOO funny. I once went to Tijiuana by myself on a lark one afternoon. I don't know what possessed me to do that, that was REALLY STUPID!!!!!!

[ppbebe]

the death toll from this (to whom all my sympathies) are Mexicans so far?


Take precautions against the worst then no worries.

[pilferk]

the death toll from this (to whom all my sympathies) are Mexicans so far?


Take precautions against the worst then no worries.

Yes, all native to Mexico.  The ONE death outside of Mexico occurred in Texas, and was a 23 month old boy who lived in Mexico, had other immune system issues that predated his flu infection, and was visiting extended family in Texas (with his parents, obviously).

[D]

I still get a kick out of people who are so mindfucked by the media,govt or whatever


I was saying a while back, there was a "NEW" study where more women were dying of heart attacks after child birth

Hilariously retarded way of trying to control the population by fear.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

I saw this on another website...


1) If I catch the swine flu will I die?

Very unlikely. In fact, there is new research that has just come out that says that the current swine flu is less potent/deadly than the common seasonal flu virus we have every year.

http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-sci-swine-reality30-2009apr30,0,3606923.story

Bear in mind, there is the possibility of it being deadly for the elderly, the young, and the already sick, or a very minute chance it may kill you. Make sure you go see your doctor if you have concerns.

All i'm saying is that there is a statical chance of you dying from the swine flu, but you have a greater chance of getting killed going to work or getting anally raped by a Giants fan.

2) But, but the media is making it sound super dooper deadly!

It's the media. With 24 hour news, they are in the business of making news, not just reporting it.

3) How do I prevent myself from getting infected with the Swine Flu?

Practice proper hygiene tactics. Wash your hands with antibacterial soap and water (or use an alcoholic gel like purell), cough with your mouth closed, don't stick your fingers in your mouth and nose, etc. For those of you that are really paranoid, you can wear a mask, but the efficacy of them are subject to debate.

4) If I have a flu vaccine/shot will it keep me from getting the Swine flu?

Unfortunately no. The Swine flu is an entire new strain of the Influenza virus. The vaccine that you took targets the viral proteins of other strains of the influenza virus that are most likely to be present during the flu season (the vaccine is essentially a scientific guess).

Beacause the influenza virus has the ability to mutate very rapidly, it is hard for scientists to come out with a vaccine that permanently protects against the flu?

5) What are Swine flu symptoms?

The symptoms are the same as the average flu: cough, runny nose, sore throat, fever, chills, aches, etc etc. If you have 2 or more of these symptoms, it is advisable to go see a doctor ASAP (no need to panic, its just a precaution).

6) Are there medicine to help combat the flu?

Fortunately there is. Oseltamivir (trade name Tamiflu) and Zanamivir (Relenza) do have the ability to combat ANY flu virus by blocking the spread of the virus to other cells.

Therefore, if you experience flu like symptoms, it is very important you go see the doctor ASAP so they can give you meds. 24-48 hours after presentation of symptoms is the time period in which these meds work the best in.

7) Can you prescribe me meds?

No. I'm not a doctor yet. Go ask your primary doc.

Are there certain foods that will help me while I have the flu?

Believe it or not, your mom's home remedy is spot on: Chicken soup is good for the soul. For some reason, chicken soup has some inherent anti-inflammatory properties that help alleviate symptoms. Some spicy foods as well will help too.

Most important is for you to drink plenty of fluids (water, diluted gatorade, juice, etc). Eat your veggies as well--they have strong antioxidant properties that help combat the flu.

Also, don't forget to take your vitamin supplements. I usually take one vitamin supplement + Ester C and a B complex pill.

Be sure to follow all instruction on labels.

[nightprowler1166]

Makes you wonder if the makers of Tamiflu got together with the media one night and came up with a win-win plan. 

Just to be safe though I have stopped kissing pigs.

[D]

More likely to contract

Swine Flu or the second coming of the Red Death  the West Nile Virus!

Oh God............. get me a space suit so I don't die from all these diseases!

[Annie]

I ordered a himalayan salt inhaler to clean out my lungs. Salt water in neti pots also helps to flush out your sinuses and keep bacteria and viruses from catching hold of you. Hey, it's better than panicking!

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Why didn't I think of that?

[mrlee]

I think the Government should harness some of my fart gas. cause its so powerful i think it would kill the microbes.

[Annie]

Why didn't I think of that?

I just randomly came across it in a catalogue. It's really interesting, breathing in salty air really purifies the respiratory system. What kills people from flues are secondary infections like pneumonia. We don't have any confirmed cases yet at our hospital, but they have severely restricted visitors. Only parents are allowed into the hospital, and they don't want employees coming in the ER entrance.

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Why didn't I think of that?

I just randomly came across it in a catalogue. It's really interesting, breathing in salty air really purifies the respiratory system. What kills people from flues are secondary infections like pneumonia. We don't have any confirmed cases yet at our hospital, but they have severely restricted visitors. Only parents are allowed into the hospital, amd they don't want employess coming in the ER entrance.

Hence the high prices for beachfront property.

[kmorgan]

the death toll from this (to whom all my sympathies) are Mexicans so far?


Take precautions against the worst then no worries.

Yes, all native to Mexico.  The ONE death outside of Mexico occurred in Texas, and was a 23 month old boy who lived in Mexico, had other immune system issues that predated his flu infection, and was visiting extended family in Texas (with his parents, obviously).

There has now been another death here in Texas.  She had not been to Mexico from what I understand, but had been in the hospital for other health problems.  She had just given birth to a baby boy.

[Albert S Miller]

^That is very sad to hear .

[kmorgan]

It is.  She was only 33.

[ppbebe]

aren't most of the victims rather young?

[Annie]

^That is very sad to hear .

Yes it is. My thoughts and prayers go out to her family.

[Sin Cut]

[LeftToDecay]

Ahh shit guys.. this shit has gone dire..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/swine_flu_mutates/


I just read about situation in London via  frontpage of Yle.fi. (It's like the bbc of Finland ) some 10 mins later  I refresh my browser....and the entire news clip has been changed, and now theres just some shit about prime minister of Hungary in it's place? Wtf?