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« on: March 13, 2008, 01:45:53 PM »
A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: ?We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

?I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: ?This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece


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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2008, 02:19:43 PM »
LOL. And they've never heard of little people? It was probably just some guy having fun.  hihi
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2008, 02:30:42 PM »
Damn it...I've been wondering what happened to Vern Troyer.

Guess that answers THAT question.

Somebody's going to have to go get him off his latest bender......I'll put a call into "Celebrity Rehab".
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2008, 02:31:43 PM »
hahahahaha

I`m from Argentina, and that story is a fake!!  Funny but not true at all...
I cant believe that this gnome`s story got to the US...  haha
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM »
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2008, 05:53:49 PM »
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 

 "yum-o"  hihi
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2008, 08:11:40 PM »
Quote from: D on March 15, 2008, 05:53:49 PM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 

 "yum-o"  hihi

Oh D!  That post was "D-lish!"  hihi
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2008, 12:47:00 AM »
Notice how all this footage of odd and unusual incidents are always grainy?
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2008, 03:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 

I'd love Rachel to sit on my lap and tell me her secret recipe.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2008, 11:06:58 AM »
I would've ran and kick it.
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2008, 11:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Sin Cut on March 16, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
I would've ran and kick it.

I do that all the time. IMO, if you're taller than someone, you have authority over them.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2008, 03:22:46 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on March 16, 2008, 03:58:26 AM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 

I'd love Rachel to sit on my lap and tell me her secret recipe.

She's all yours buddy!  Me no likey.  (insert vomit emoticon here) 
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2008, 04:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on March 16, 2008, 03:58:26 AM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 


I'd love Rachel to sit on my lap and tell me her secret recipe.

She's all yours buddy!  Me no likey.  (insert vomit emoticon here) 

She can sit on my lap any day. I think she is just absolutely hot.
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2008, 04:06:27 PM »
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Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on March 16, 2008, 03:58:26 AM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 


I'd love Rachel to sit on my lap and tell me her secret recipe.

She's all yours buddy!  Me no likey.  (insert vomit emoticon here) 

She can sit on my lap any day. I think she is just absolutely hot.

then she can cook you up some grub.
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2008, 04:12:10 PM »
Quote from: fuckin crazy on March 16, 2008, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 16, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
Quote from: SLCPUNK on March 16, 2008, 03:58:26 AM
Quote from: Axl4Prez2004 on March 15, 2008, 03:43:38 PM
I guess Rachel Ray was visiting.  She'd have to be considered either a gnome, troll, or mun-chee-chee.  Did I mention I can't stand Rachel Ray? 


I'd love Rachel to sit on my lap and tell me her secret recipe.

She's all yours buddy!  Me no likey.  (insert vomit emoticon here) 

She can sit on my lap any day. I think she is just absolutely hot.

She has an appeal to us older guys (no offense Sman.)
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2008, 04:55:29 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2008, 05:00:07 PM »
I love that it wears a pointy hat and especially walks sideways rofl
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »
Quote from: CheapGiraffe on March 16, 2008, 05:00:07 PM
I love that it wears a pointy hat and especially walks sideways rofl
last I heard, it was trying to book a flight to Florida hihi
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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2008, 11:24:35 AM »
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She has an appeal to us older guys (no offense Sman.)

Not to this older guy.

Back when she did her Maxim (I think it was Maxim) spread...she wasn't too bad.

Now?  She looks like an aging transvestite.  Those "man hands" make me wanna run for Sandra Lee's house, pronto.....at least her implants make her look a LITTLE more feminine.

But man....that girl can cook.  And for that reason, and that reason alone, I continue to be a "30 minute meals" watcher.
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« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2008, 11:25:58 AM »
Quote from: CheapGiraffe on March 16, 2008, 05:00:07 PM
I love that it wears a pointy hat and especially walks sideways rofl

WAIT!  It was the ROAMING GNOME FROM TRAVELOCITY!

The thing musta been on holiday from commercials and it's busy run on The Amazing Race!

Got pissed at the local bar, and was out walking it off.

Jeesh...glad for that.  I don't have to go try to find Vern, now.
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