Misheard Lyrics?

[CheapJon]

found this site when i was surfing around a little, it was about how different people have misheard lyrics to songs and singing their versions and stuff and how they found out the right lyrics


and if we all were honest, we have all done that sang wrong lyrics, so if you remember when you yourself has corrected somebody or you have been corrected please post it, it's real funny.

like one guy thought Paradise city went (copy paste thingie)
"The real lyrics were:
Turn me around and
take me back to the start

But I misheard them as:
Don't be a rabbit,
take me back to the start
"
another guy thought "take me down to a very nice city"

so like i said if you have any experience of this please post, and yeah here is the site http://www.kissthisguy.com/ and if you find anything funny there post it here also.. yeah you guys get it

another funny one: marilyn manson - "the beautiful people" but the person sang "just gimme the meatball"
one person sang "where's my asian friend" the real lyrics are "what's my age again" from blink 182
one guy that right next door to hell was, "redneck go to hell"

this next is from FreakShow at gnr2k.com

Nine Inch Nails: Closer

The real lyrics were:
I want to f*ck you like an animal
You get me closer to god

But I misheard them as:
I want a duck shaped like a triangle
You give a toaster to Bob

and to be fair, one of my own were:
"trapped in america but where's my partner"

but we all know it is "Capitain America's been torn apart now"

please post your own or funny ones you find at that site

[Thorazine Shuffle]

Hendrix "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" was often mis-heard as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

[Slipdisc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

 

Old, but still pretty good....

-PEACE-

Ps. Great find, that site! Thanks for sharing!

[Rocksteady]

I thought for a long time that the line in "Master of  Puppets" is "Controlling faster" when in reality it's "Come crawling faster.

Oh and in Nirvana's "Verse Chorus Verse" I heard Kurt say "Feelings are outdated"(that sounds actually something like he would say) but the line is "Feeling so sedated"

[JohnMorrison73]

"take me down to the paradice city where the rugrats scream and the girls are icky"

                                                                                        - Me, preschoool
                 
 

[Grouse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

 

Old, but still pretty good....

-PEACE-

Ps. Great find, that site! Thanks for sharing!

  that one is absolutely priceless hadn't seen it before so thanks?

[Skeletor]

Opeth has tons of misheard lyrics...

Leave it be, it was meant for me ---> Leave the pee, it was meant for me

There's innocence torn from its maker ---> His anus is torn from its maker

What came and distorted your sight ---> Caveman distorted your sight

[Thorazine Shuffle]

The Days of the New song off their last album is called "Fighting With My Clay".  I always thought Travis sang "Fighting with Brocolli".

[DirtySanchez]

a friend of mine is the king of misheard lyrics. off the top of my head, a few of his good ones are:

"Rock the asphalt" for Rock the Casbah by the Clash
"I'll never be your pizzas burnin" instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden"
"I think I'm Tony Japanese" instead of "I think I'm turning Japanese"
"I wanna rock n roll all night, and part of every day"

i wish i could remember more, some are so far off from the real lyrics yet I somehow always know what song he's trying to sing

[journey]

On the last line of the song, Groovin', I always thought he was saying, "Life would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie". I just found out recently that it's "Life would be ecstasy, you and me endlessly". 

[randy marsh]

I don't know why but when I was a kid I thought that in master of puppets james screams "make some pain!!" just before the solo but what he actually says is "fix me!!!" 

[BlowUpYourVideo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh8-ks6FpeE


I heard GNR's version of Sympathy For The Devil first and instead of "pleased to meet you", I was hearing "they used to beat you" (especially later in the song when the music is louder).

On Led Zeppelin's Trampled Under Foot, the line "good electric" kept sounding like "gooey left trigger" () or something. And for some reason, the lyrics on my iPod read "groovy leather trim". I just copy and pasted from a lyric website...

I believe Megadeth covered Anarchy In The UK by the Sex Pistols and the line "another council tenancy" becomes "and other cunt-like tendencies".

And although I know the words are "cars are crashin' every night" in It's So Easy, I sometimes think it sounds like he's starting to sing "fuck off" instead of "cars are..."

[freedom78]

Opeth has tons of misheard lyrics...

Leave it be, it was meant for me ---> Leave the pee, it was meant for me

There's innocence torn from its maker ---> His anus is torn from its maker

What came and distorted your sight ---> Caveman distorted your sight

I'm betting there's a pretty high correlation between the use of death vocals and lyric misinterpretation. 

[Skeletor]

I'm betting there's a pretty high correlation between the use of death vocals and lyric misinterpretation. 

Haha, sure... But those were all clean vocals, though

[Jackamo!]

Don't Cry:

"Cause I'm having a ball now baby"

"There's a heaven above you baby"

[fuckin crazy]

"I just got into town about an hour ago ... I took a look around ..."

[chineseroses]

"You can take the pity so far"

"You can take the biggest sofa"

That was what I thought axl sang in  You could be mine

[Rockin' Rose]

Hendrix "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" was often mis-heard as "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

I have a live version where he does actually sing "Excuse me while I kiss that guy"

For a long time I thought that Pet sematery by Ramones had the chorus go like

"I don't want to be merry in a Pet Sematary"

While it really goes

"I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary"

[Sparksry]

theres a new showon american TV coming on called the singing bee and its pretty much just like what we have talked about

[fuckin crazy]

I have a live version where he does actually sing "Excuse me while I kiss that guy"

I would have to hear it to believe it, and I still don't think I would. I can't see what LSD has in common with homoeroticism.