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« on: May 10, 2006, 06:08:26 PM »

just wondering, how many guys here do actualy close the seat after peeing?

and how many girls get annoyed by it beeing open?


and to tell you the truth, i find it annoying that the seat is closed when i pee. we men pee's ofter then girls, so YOU gal's should be opening the damn thing!
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2006, 06:09:43 PM »

I always thought it would be nice if the girls could leave the seat up for us.......

It is not an issue with my wife and I, probably why I kept her around..........
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2006, 06:12:47 PM »

Get one of those furry things to go round the seat, then you can pee where you like and it gets soaked up. Either that or force your wife/lady friend to shit/pee outside ok
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 06:22:40 PM »

I always thought it would be nice if the girls could leave the seat up for us.......
....Yeah, i thought that would be good, but i've had one to many bad (stoner/drunk) experiences where i've thought the seat was down and gone to sit down and well...
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2006, 06:28:19 PM »

pretty pointless thread. (sorry  Undecided )
I hope my telling you that most girls find the open seat annoying could make it a little less pointless.  peace
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2006, 06:39:25 PM »

i never put it down...but i have to put it up all the time...then they want us to put it back down...sheesh...if ya dont like it the way it is, change it yourself  hihi

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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2006, 06:43:22 PM »

I always leave the seat down after i've had a poo, cause once a friend told me that if you don't the germs will fly out of the toilet and onto your toothbrush when you flush. yes
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2006, 06:52:00 PM »

I always leave the seat down after i've had a poo, cause once a friend told me that if you don't the germs will fly out of the toilet and onto your toothbrush when you flush. yes

Do you think there are no germs in pee?

I don't have to worry about this because my husband was raised by all women, so he's well trained to put the seat down.  But forget which way you like to use it - it just looks better to keep the seat down.  I'd be embarrassed if company came over and the seat was up.  Yuck.   In fact I usually try to keep the lid down, since it looks better and keeps the dogs from having a taste.
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2006, 06:59:00 PM »

pretty pointless thread. (sorry  Undecided )



I was just about to start my script for "Toilet seat - The musical".......

Guess the interest just isn't there yet........
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2006, 07:05:05 PM »

I don't use the toilet-too much trouble. When I have to poop, I just stick my arse out the window, push the feces out, and and it lands outside. Then the rodents come and eat it--very clean, no mess.

If I have to pee, it's down the sink or in the tub.
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2006, 07:12:26 PM »

i always pee outside.. i piss on my outdoor weed pots.. its just feels good when nature does its thing..
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2006, 07:17:56 PM »

Shit & piss, shit & piss, shit & piss.

Poop and pee...
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2006, 07:41:22 PM »

Keith Is:

-18 years old
-a bachelor
-still lives with his parents
-reads comics
-analyzes and thinks about gn'r all the time
-LEAVES THE SEAT UP
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2006, 07:46:42 PM »

Seat AND LID down. Yes, I know I'm contradicting guy code here, but hell the lid is there for a reason. A toilet looks better with the lid DOWN. Why do people have such a big problem with this? Are we really that lazy that we can't spend 2 seconds (does it even take that long?) to put the seat and lid back down?

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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2006, 07:56:19 PM »

I just flip the lid and seat down. Well most of the time.
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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2006, 03:09:35 AM »

Now if my gf would go bitching for me leaving the toilet seat or lid or whatever up, she obviously would have too much time on her hands.

I don't complain about the seat being down, and was it up or down it doesnt bother me.

If she would complain about it however, I would put it down
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and she would wash the floors and do the dishes and I'm sure she won't complain about it again.

And I don't complain about her leaving her make up around the house either.
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2006, 04:08:27 AM »

if the lady leaves the seat down piss on it she will soon leave it up
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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2006, 05:20:02 AM »

where i used to live we broke the seat off so people cant complain that its not down because it doesnt exist.
NO SEAT = NO PROBLEM   ok
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2006, 05:34:47 AM »

where i used to live we broke the seat off so people cant complain that its not down because it doesnt exist.
NO SEAT = NO PROBLEM? ?ok
unless you have to take a dump.
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2006, 05:50:30 AM »

I have so many other things to complain about..... No, I'm just kidding. I really couldn't give a fiddler's fart on whether or not the seat is down. My life really isn't that complicated.  hihi
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