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Sterlingdog
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« on: April 20, 2006, 04:29:38 PM »
I can't believe people fell for this!



Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams
 

(CBS) LAUDERDALE LAKES People are often annoyed at door-to-door sales people, but they were downright offended at what one man was offering to women who answered his knock. Police say the man went door-to-door carrying a doctor?s bag and offering free breast examinations, and actually got two women to take him up on his offer.

WFOR-TV is reporting that 76 year old William Winikoff of Coconut Creek, Florida has been arrested for his free breast exams, after two women, both in their 30?s, agreed to allow him to examine their breasts in their apartments, after representing himself as a doctor making a house call.

Carrying a black ?doctor?s? bag, investigators claim Winnikoff walked up to a apartment building and told a 36-year-old woman, that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams.

According to police, the woman let Winikoff into her apartment and the phony doctor began the exam, touching first her breasts, and then, her genitals.

The woman quickly realized that Winikoff was not a real doctor and she called 911, but the fake doctor had already left her apartment to find another victim; a 33 year old woman who lives in the same apartment complex.

Winikoff had ?examined? her, and left by the time deputies caught up with him just on the street a short distance from the apartment building. Investigators say both women claimed he was a doctor, and both women say he gave them a most unusual ?examination?. He was arrested, and faces charges of Lewd and Lascivious Conduct.

As bizarre as the Winikoff?s story is, investigators believe the two women assaulted today may not be the first to fall for the phony breast exam scheme, and they are asking anyone who may have taken advantage of Winnikoff?s ?examinations? to contact the Broward Sheriffs? Office.

(? MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 12:29:49 AM »
I can see Richard Nixon using this to get his hands on some BOOTAY..............
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 12:35:20 AM »
 rofl rofl

This reminds me of the e-mail forward that went something like this:

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, DO NOT show him your cock.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your cock.

I wish I'd got this e-mail yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 12:40:45 AM »
I just can't believe 2 adult women were stupid enough to let some old guy grab their boobs.  Is the prospect of getting something for free so attractive that they can't think straight?  Would they have bragged to their friends later about how they got a free breast exam?  Weird!
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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 12:48:59 AM »
 rofl

Wow. I wonder how many times they were slapped and/or chased off by angry husbands before they got someone to fall for it
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 02:30:46 PM »
Where can I sign up for free breast exams?? Huh

Oh, I know its an ALL DAY job, but there's got to be someone willing to take on such a task!? hihi
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 02:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:30:46 PM
Where can I sign up for free breast exams?? Huh

Oh, I know its an ALL DAY job, but there's got to be someone willing to take on such a task!? hihi


sorry i just got out of the lcok up.... so what state are you in?

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2006, 02:45:59 PM »
Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? hihi
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2006, 02:47:14 PM »
Quote from: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:45:59 PM
Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? hihi

trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2006, 02:50:51 PM »
I wonder if he was wearing the shirt that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector" Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 03:00:14 PM »
Quote from: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 02:47:14 PM
Quote from: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:45:59 PM
Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? hihi

trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH

You work overtime??? drool
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 03:12:15 PM »
Ah, what a genius!  Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 03:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Prometheus on April 21, 2006, 02:47:14 PM
Quote from: Goldie on April 21, 2006, 02:45:59 PM
Virginia...what time should I expect you....Are you sure there is no charge?? If you are really good, maybe I'd pay you!!? hihi

trust me baby .... you'll be paying... HAHAHAAH

You work overtime??? drool

SURE CAN.... JUST SO LONG AS YOU HAVE STEAK AND EGGS FOR DINNER ;0
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2006, 04:00:36 PM »
Steak and eggs? Better get cookin' Goldie! hihi
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 09:59:47 PM »
I'll cook all right and he will forget all about those steaks and eggs!? Wink
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2006, 01:34:50 AM »
ohhh really..... i need my protein Cheesy


hehe


im going to work up an appatite im sure Tongue
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2006, 02:07:46 AM »
I can't belive any women in the right mind would fall for this.  hihi I heard about this on the news but I did not know the guy 76.
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2006, 09:30:41 AM »
I'm just waiting for the fake door to door Gynecologist doctor story to pop up in the news now. Grin
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2006, 11:17:59 AM »
Of all the bizarre stories in the world this is definately one of them. USA is truly the country where everything and anything happens.
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« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2006, 12:05:25 PM »
Yea ain't it great!!

No one can say the US is a boring place! Yea people might bash it here in England, but they can NOT EVER SAY that its a boring place!

Personally I'm really pissed off with everyone who bashes America, saying that everyone there is just stupid and fat and over-the-top. rant

Well ya know what, there are people like that in EVERY country!!! Not JUST America! America may have a higher amount of people like that BUT... AMERICA IS BIGGER!!! So of COURSE there are gunna be more!
I still think that England has a higher percentage of stupid, fat and OTT people though.

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