WWE Game: Tag Team Edition

[Evolution]

The Mock N' Jock boys take Matt Striker for Goldust.

[axl_rose_700]

Simon Dean for T.Gymini

[Hammy]

The T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Jillian Hall, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Melina, Viscera
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch

Leftover To Trade

Val Venis, Victoria, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice, Road Warrior, Maria, Ashley, Daivari, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Eugene, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jerry Lawler, Jillian Hall, Jonathan Coachman, Johnny Parisi, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Lilian Garcia, Melina, Michael Cole, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Rob Conway, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Stacy Keibler, Steve Romero, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Todd Grisham, Torrie Wilson, Tony Chimel, Vito, Vince, Simon Dean, Goldust, Boogeyman.

[Hammy]

RAW

Shelton Benjamin = 42
Chris Masters = 12
HHH = 12
John Cena = 5
Rob Van Dam = 5
Johnny = 32
Nicky = 32
Goldust = 5
Snitsky = 5
Matt Striker = 12
Eugene = 5
Umaga = 12
HBK = 5
Kenny = 5


T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka = 32
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker = 54
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio = 59
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Jillian Hall, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Melina, Viscera = 29
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch = 5

Leftover To Trade

Val Venis, Victoria, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice, Road Warrior, Maria, Ashley, Daivari, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Eugene, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jerry Lawler, Jillian Hall, Jonathan Coachman, Johnny Parisi, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Lilian Garcia, Melina, Michael Cole, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Rob Conway, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Stacy Keibler, Steve Romero, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Todd Grisham, Torrie Wilson, Tony Chimel, Vito, Vince, Simon Dean, Goldust, Boogeyman.
 

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 193 + 54 = 247
2.   New Age Out-Whores = 170 + 5 = 175
3.   T & S Outlaws = 160 + 32 = 192
4.   Team Mayhem = 144 + 29 = 173
5.   Chick With A Dick = 128 + 59 = 187

Updated Total Scores

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 247
2.   T & S Outlaws = 192
3.   Chick With A Dick = 187
4.   New Age Out-Whores = 175
5.   Team Mayhem = 173

[Evolution]

Ain't that a sight to see 

[fieldsy]

Bout time CWAD got some decent points!

[axl_rose_700]

Dunno what happened to us last night 

[Hammy]

Smackdown

Mercury = 5
Nitro = 5
Melina = 5
Kendrick = 12
London = 12
Jillian = 12
Mark Henry = 12
Matt Hardy = 5
Lashley = 12
Gunner Scott = 12
Chris Benoit = 12
Booker T = 5
Finlay = 5
Rey = 5
Kane = 5

Velocity

Burchill = 5
Dean = 2
Kash = 5
Noble = 5
Helms = 5
Psychosis = 2
Nunzio = 5
Vito = 5
Scotty 2 Hotty = 2
Funaki = 2

Heat

Carlito = 5
Hacksaw Jim Duggan = 5
Rob Conway = 2
Cade = 5
Murdoch = 5
Vis = 2
Charlie Haas = 2


T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka = 41
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker = 34
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio = 22
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Jillian Hall, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Melina, Viscera = 29
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch = 39

Leftover To Trade

Val Venis, Victoria, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice, Road Warrior, Maria, Ashley, Daivari, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Eugene, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jerry Lawler, Jillian Hall, Jonathan Coachman, Johnny Parisi, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Lilian Garcia, Melina, Michael Cole, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Rob Conway, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Stacy Keibler, Steve Romero, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Todd Grisham, Torrie Wilson, Tony Chimel, Vito, Vince, Simon Dean, Goldust, Boogeyman.
 

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 247 + 34 = 281
2.   T & S Outlaws = 192 + 41 = 233
3.   Chick With A Dick = 187 + 22 = 209
4.   New Age Out-Whores = 175 + 39 = 214
5.   Team Mayhem = 173 + 29 = 202

Updated Total Scores

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 281
2.   T & S Outlaws = 233
3.   New Age Out-Whores = 214
4.   Chick With A Dick = 209
5.   Team Mayhem = 202

[Evolution]

You should just give me and Jim the titles now!

[D]

Rey Mysterio is he ever gonna fuckin get a title defense?

Why the fuck did they give him the belt if he is never gonna successfully defend the fucking thing?

[Evolution]

Rey's title reign since Angle's injury has been booked so badly. 

[D]

Come on Supercrazy.

A cruiserweight title win may put Team Mayhem close to the top!

Especially if Rey can defend!

[D]

I think team Mayhem may be in first now!

[Hammy]

 

Judgment Day
Mercury = 8
Nitro = 8
London = 50
Kendrick = 50
Benoit = 20
Finlay = 8
Melina = 8
Jillian = 20
Helms = 40
Super Crazy = 8
Henry = 20
Angle = 8
Khali = 20
Undertaker = 8
Booker T = 20
Lashley = 8
Mysterio = 40
JBL = 8

T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka = 106
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker = 78
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio = 28
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Jillian Hall, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Melina, Viscera = 84
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch = 56

Leftover To Trade

Val Venis, Victoria, Lance Cade, Lita, Candice, Road Warrior, Maria, Ashley, Daivari, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Eugene, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jerry Lawler, Jillian Hall, Jonathan Coachman, Johnny Parisi, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Lilian Garcia, Melina, Michael Cole, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Rob Conway, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Stacy Keibler, Steve Romero, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Todd Grisham, Torrie Wilson, Tony Chimel, Vito, Vince, Simon Dean, Goldust, Boogeyman.
 

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 281 + 78 = 359
2.   T & S Outlaws = 233 + 106 = 339
3.   New Age Out-Whores = 214 + 56 = 270
4.   Chick With A Dick = 209 + 28 = 238
5.   Team Mayhem = 202 + 84 = 286

Updated Total Scores

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 359
2.   T & S Outlaws = 339
3.   Team Mayhem = 286
4.   New Age Out-Whores = 270
5.   Chick With A Dick = 238

[D]

Maybe Not!

We drop Jillian and Melina and pick up

Trish's friend that debuted, what the fuck is her name??

and


Lance Cade

[Hammy]

T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Beth Phoneix, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Lance Cade, Viscera
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch

Leftover To Trade

Val Venis, Victoria, Lita, Candice, Road Warrior, Maria, Ashley, Daivari, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Eugene, Funaki, Hardcore Holly, Jerry Lawler, Jonathan Coachman, Johnny Parisi, Josh Matthews, Kristal, Lilian Garcia, Michael Cole, Rene Dupree, Armando Alejandro Estrada, Rob Conway, Scotty 2 Hotty, Sharmell, Stacy Keibler, Steve Romero, Steven Richards, Sylvan, Tazz, Theodore Long, Todd Grisham, Torrie Wilson, Tony Chimel, Vito, Vince, Simon Dean, Goldust, Boogeyman, Jillian Hall, Melina.

[Evolution]

The cream is rising to the top!

[Evolution]

RVD = 1
Benjamin = 12
Cena = 12
Masters = 5
Kane = 12
Murdoch = 5
Mickie James = 12
Torrie Wilson = 5
Spirit Squad = 5 each
Shawn Michaels = 5

T and S Outlaws: Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Chris Benoit, Big Show, Kane, Finlay, Paul London, Mikey, The Great Khali, Charlie Haas, Johnny, Tatanka = 22
The Mock and Jock Connection: John Cena, Joey Mercury, Edge, Batista, Mickie James, Mark Henry, Matt Hardy, Kenny, Brian Kendrick, Nicky, Chavo Guerrero, Matt Striker = 34
Chick with a Dick: Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito, JBL, Booker T, Psychosis, Paul Burchill, Orlando Jordan, Mitch, Snitsky, Jesse Gymini, Nunzio = 17
Team Mayhem: Rey Mysterio, Chris Masters, Shawn Michaels, Beth Phoneix, Super Crazy, Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kid Kash, Umaga, Mike "The Miz" Mizanin, Lance Cade, Viscera = 10
The New Age Out-Whores: Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, Lashley, Trish Stratus, Gregory Helms, Ken Kennedy, William Regal, Jamie Noble, Mick Foley, Gunner Scott, Jake Gymini, Murdoch = 6

Updated Scores

1.   Mock & Jock Connection = 393
2.   T & S Outlaws = 361
3.   Team Mayhem = 296
4.   New Age Out-Whores = 276
5.   Chick With A Dick = 255

[Evolution]

A Note: Should a defending champion be involved in a DQ finish, win or lose he doesn't receive defense points.

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The Spirit Squad HBK thing wasn't a match was it