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im rickjames bitch
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« on: November 03, 2005, 05:20:38 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit
i thought the bit about him being left to rot was pretty funny  hihi
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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2005, 05:21:03 PM »

in all seriousness i feel sorry for this guy
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 09:22:49 PM »

Some people just can't take a joke, can they?

I'd have to say, however, if it happened to me, I'd be mortified and probably pretty angry.  I don't know if I'd sue over it.     
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2005, 09:48:29 PM »

How could the guy not notice the glue smeared all over ?  Undecided
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SLCPUNK
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2005, 01:11:38 AM »



You know damn well they'll have that toilet seat on the clearance rack tomorrow, right next to the fuchsia paint.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2005, 12:48:13 PM »

I bet he thought the glue was something else so he sat down without question...
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2005, 02:28:03 PM »

I wonder about this story. Reminds me of the finger in the chili scenerio.

If you sit on a toilet seat that is remotely wet, you jump up quick. This guy stayed on the toilet long enough for it to set and he didn't notice anything? Not to mention glue that is that strong would have dried quick if just left there waiting for some poor sod to sit down. A person would have had to put the glue down seconds before he sat down. To me, it doesnt' add up.

I think the guy is full of shit (no pun intended) and is trying to make some money.
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 02:42:12 PM »

I bet he thought the glue was something else so he sat down without question...

yuk  Shocked

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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2005, 03:18:27 PM »

Yuk indeed
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2005, 04:05:10 PM »

I wonder about this story. Reminds me of the finger in the chili scenerio.

If you sit on a toilet seat that is remotely wet, you jump up quick. This guy stayed on the toilet long enough for it to set and he didn't notice anything? Not to mention glue that is that strong would have dried quick if just left there waiting for some poor sod to sit down. A person would have had to put the glue down seconds before he sat down. To me, it doesnt' add up.

I think the guy is full of shit (no pun intended) and is trying to make some money.

What you are saying makes sense.  I'm just wondering why you spent so much time thinking about it! Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2005, 04:18:39 PM »

I wonder about this story. Reminds me of the finger in the chili scenerio.

If you sit on a toilet seat that is remotely wet, you jump up quick. This guy stayed on the toilet long enough for it to set and he didn't notice anything? Not to mention glue that is that strong would have dried quick if just left there waiting for some poor sod to sit down. A person would have had to put the glue down seconds before he sat down. To me, it doesnt' add up.

I think the guy is full of shit (no pun intended) and is trying to make some money.

What you are saying makes sense.  I'm just wondering why you spent so much time thinking about it! Smiley

Slow work day..........and my cd player died, so I have a lot of time to ponder things such as this. Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2005, 08:03:29 PM »

Just think of the copycat US kids!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2005, 10:01:04 PM »


Slow work day..........and my cd player died, so I have a lot of time to ponder things such as this. Tongue

Here's another one for you to ponder...

On the Stern show today they were talking about a news story where a guy's ex-girlfriend crazy glued his penis to his stomach, and glued his ass together.

Enjoy thinking about that one!
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2005, 10:41:46 PM »


Slow work day..........and my cd player died, so I have a lot of time to ponder things such as this. Tongue

Here's another one for you to ponder...

On the Stern show today they were talking about a news story where a guy's ex-girlfriend crazy glued his penis to his stomach, and glued his ass together.

Enjoy thinking about that one!

I just read that one a bit ago.

I'd prefer not think about it though.......... hihi

She only got six months probation for that!
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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2005, 12:29:39 AM »

Here's another one for you to ponder...

On the Stern show today they were talking about a news story where a guy's ex-girlfriend crazy glued his penis to his stomach, and glued his ass together.

Enjoy thinking about that one!

The things vindictive women do for revenge.... 

I agree with the things + 1 Hidden said above.  When you think about all that, it's true. 
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« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2005, 10:56:14 AM »

That poor guy!! How the fuck would he be treated for that?
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2005, 11:14:56 AM »

WHAT A LOOSER (c) Will Ferrel
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2005, 12:48:39 PM »

who doesn't at least wipe the seat down before sitting on the damn thing
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« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2005, 05:44:03 PM »

who doesn't at least wipe the seat down before sitting on the damn thing

i guess that would be the ones that enjoy the feeling of warm spoo on their ass hahaha

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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2005, 02:50:09 AM »

maybe he was really really pissed.
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