Which "What Ifs" bother you???

[JMack]

Is that VO5 holding your hair so well Rula Lenska..

It's a new product we sell named "Ginger and Furry."

Try Gingers of Fury.  It smells violently pleasant and holds quite well.

[Kasanova King]

What if Papa Bush would have worn a condom?

That's easy, Al Gore would be the president.

What if people in Germany's opinions actually mattered?

[freedom78]

What if Papa Bush would have worn a condom?

That's easy, Al Gore would be the president.

Maybe not...Reagan picks a different VP, maybe that guy wins a second term as Pres or doesn't win a first term, Clinton-Gore never happens...

Anyway, I have two:

Bush v. Gore
Steve Bartman