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« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2006, 08:36:27 PM »
By the way I doubt any of us like Chuck Norris but jokes about him are really funny.
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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2006, 08:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Communist China on March 04, 2006, 08:36:27 PM
By the way I doubt any of us like Chuck Norris but jokes about him are really funny.

Ah yeah there are a few classics alright. "When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it's not because he's gay it's because he's run out of women" "There are two types of people in this world, those that are alive, and those that fucked with Chuck Norris."
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« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2006, 08:45:05 PM »
Exactly man.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.  hihi
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2006, 08:52:05 PM »
I'm gonna go with Chuck because if I don't he'll track me down and kill me.  Ah Crap, he's here, nooooo.....help!
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2006, 11:20:55 PM »
Sylvester Stallone.

Fucking Chuck Norris.....
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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2006, 12:42:42 AM »
The question is which you would watch on Saturday night when you are bored and nothing is on??
I remember screwing some Russian chick in Moscow while Chuck was on in the background (He was very popular in Russia in the 1990s, and no one knew he  is 5' 9"), so I have to go with Chuck.
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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2006, 12:43:51 AM »
 rofl Nice.  I'll keep that in mind if I ever go to Russia.
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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2006, 01:27:51 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2006, 02:50:52 AM »
I was a Jean Claude Van Damme fan myself
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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2006, 09:02:27 AM »
Stallone has got way better movies. The man played Rocky and Rambo I tell you. And don't forget about Tango..lol. Grin
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« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2006, 09:17:55 AM »
oh YEAH! Tango & Cash was awesome. but Kurt Russell was the cool guy in that one, hehe.
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« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2006, 09:35:04 AM »
but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!!


i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die
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« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2006, 09:56:16 AM »
Chuck Norris if it is no holds barred. Chuck knows karate. In a regulated boxing match, Stallone, hell clean Chuck's clock!
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« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2006, 09:56:48 AM »
Quote from: Prometheus on March 05, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!!

 rofl rofl rofl rofl

Now...that was funny! yes ok
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« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2006, 01:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Prometheus on March 05, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!!


i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die

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« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2006, 01:13:49 PM »
Quote from: SLCPUNK on March 05, 2006, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Prometheus on March 05, 2006, 09:35:04 AM
but when chuck norris does a push up he doest push himself up, he pushes the world down!!


i hope no one wishes that he was dead. Because hes been dead for the last 4 years, death is just afraid to go collect him cause he dont want to die

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« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2006, 08:44:08 PM »
Chuck has been kicking ass since he was born, heck the only person who cried was the doctor.  Never slap Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2006, 05:37:51 AM »
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2006, 05:00:28 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyPuppy on March 06, 2006, 05:37:51 AM
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
rofl very true  hihi
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