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Author Topic: An actual Cybersex session -- YOU PEOPLE MUST READ, THIS IS HILARIOUS!  (Read 8920 times)
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« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2006, 07:25:17 PM »
You kidding? These are hilarious!!! rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2006, 07:26:44 PM »
How the hell did you come across (no pun intended) a thread from 2 years ago?

Or more importantly what made you type 'Cybersex session' into the search function?
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« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2006, 07:28:00 PM »
I typed in ex, for some reason, unknown to myself.
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« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2006, 07:28:27 PM »
you recognise yourself?? ? crying


they are funny as hell, blood ninja is tha man:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


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« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2006, 07:29:58 PM »
hahahahahah it contineus! rofl rofl rofl

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something


waaaggagaaa rant rofl
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« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2006, 07:31:10 PM »
This is starting to get worse than a Bud Fox thread.
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« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2006, 07:42:07 PM »
HAHAHAHA!!! wow I never thought cyber sex could be so funny! rofl
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« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2006, 08:31:24 PM »
it would have been funnier if the guy said he had to take a dump and clogged her toilet instead of peeing  hihi peeing in the hamper is still funny though.
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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2006, 02:43:54 PM »
Quote from: joy_division on August 30, 2004, 06:46:49 AM
Here's more:

http://www.sreality.org/bloodcyber.html


This must be the funniest:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


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« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2006, 03:46:48 PM »
by far the first one was the best!  hihi thank for the laugh! my stomache hurts  rofl
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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2006, 06:06:27 PM »
damm! thats some Jerry Springer shit!  hihi
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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2006, 06:17:34 PM »
I don't get all the hate for this thread.  This is damn funny!

I like the rhino one. ok
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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2006, 06:52:42 PM »
"j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. "

That is the best! rofl rofl rofl
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« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2006, 04:17:43 AM »
The perfect grammar in the first one tells me it's fake.
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« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2006, 04:23:32 AM »
They're all probably fake, but funny.  Wink
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« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2006, 06:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on October 29, 2006, 04:23:32 AM
They're all probably fake, but funny.? Wink

yeah exactly
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