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Title: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 05, 2010, 10:38:32 PM
Well. its half past 3 in the morning here in the UK. Mr Lee here likes his sleep so theres good reason why i am awake this late!


at about 2.30 i was awoken by my parents suddenly as i came fully awake i heard them repeating my name with concern and fear.

While ive no knowledge of anything prior to waking i asked them why they rushed in.

They said i began screaming out loud and shouting "get off me" and shouting for help. My dad said it was so convincing he rushed in because he thought we were being burgled n someone was in my room.

They said as they put the light on i was wacking my arms around like i was fighting someone on my bed. Anyways

ive no memory of dreams or anything, i dont know why or what caused this.

creepy huh?

any ideaS?


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: CheapJon on January 05, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
that's not crazy.. the junior world cup final in hockey was fucking crazy


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 05, 2010, 10:51:16 PM
screw you cheapjon haha


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: Genesis on January 05, 2010, 11:34:54 PM
It's possible you might be possessed. To keep yourself safe, sacrifice one of your dingleberries to Satan. I've heard it works.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: w.axl.rose on January 06, 2010, 12:10:38 AM
damn dude thats so crazy  :o


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 06, 2010, 01:18:05 AM
It's possible you might be possessed. To keep yourself safe, sacrifice one of your dingleberries to Satan. I've heard it works.
Perhaps you could donate one of yours to me n ill sacrifice yours on my behalf?


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: Genesis on January 06, 2010, 03:00:33 AM
It's possible you might be possessed. To keep yourself safe, sacrifice one of your dingleberries to Satan. I've heard it works.
Perhaps you could donate one of yours to me n ill sacrifice yours on my behalf?

Hey, I'm not the one with crazy story.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 06, 2010, 09:55:26 AM
It's possible you might be possessed. To keep yourself safe, sacrifice one of your dingleberries to Satan. I've heard it works.
Perhaps you could donate one of yours to me n ill sacrifice yours on my behalf?

Hey, I'm not the one with crazy story.
i cant help reality!


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on January 06, 2010, 10:35:18 AM
Maybe just one of those dreams that you forget as soon as you wake up. Though you'd think you'd remember something if you were waving your arms around and shouting things.


Or it could be some kind of apocalyptic omen, I'm not sure.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 06, 2010, 01:17:40 PM
Fuck that. Im too young to die. And i got plans and decisions to make still.

God wants to take someone, take one of the low life scum bags off the next estate that just go around beating people up n livin off the dole.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on January 06, 2010, 01:28:31 PM
^Nah, I didn't mean you specifically are going to die when I said 'apocalyptic', I meant everyone. If it starts happening to others around the world, we're in trouble.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: CheapJon on January 06, 2010, 01:41:08 PM
Fuck that. Im too young to die. And i got plans and decisions to make still.

man, look at the bright side of things.. you're gonna die, now you don't need to make those plans and decisions  ;)


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 06, 2010, 01:47:44 PM
Fuck that. Im too young to die. And i got plans and decisions to make still.

man, look at the bright side of things.. you're gonna die, now you don't need to make those plans and decisions  ;)
i guess ill just have to go into spaceeee mannnnnn (8)


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: CheapJon on January 06, 2010, 01:49:39 PM
Fuck that. Im too young to die. And i got plans and decisions to make still.

man, look at the bright side of things.. you're gonna die, now you don't need to make those plans and decisions  ;)
i guess ill just have to go into spaceeee mannnnnn (8)
space is fun http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/space+is+fun/


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: D on January 06, 2010, 01:58:03 PM
All that hair metal finally rotted your brain :hihi:


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on January 06, 2010, 06:36:11 PM
It was not me!  I do not have an invisibility cloak!!  I do not use it to terrorize British GNR fans!!!  Understood?  Good.   :peace:


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: Nytunz on January 06, 2010, 07:18:53 PM
The brain disconnect the spine, when you are in the most "dreamy" sleep. Sometimes this dont work the right way, and your body move. Happens to everyone once in a while. If the brain didnt disconnect our body, we would do lots of crazy moves in while sleeping. It can also work the other way around, which is more creepy. You are in a state of sleep, but the mind wake up.. "half asleep, half asleep" but you cant move a finger! You belive you are screeming, but you actually dont make a sound. Then suddenly is back full awake with a BANG! Scary but cool if you know how to react.

There are ways to learn how to get to this type of sleep. The mind is half awake, but the spine are disconnected with the brain. This also the way to do "out of body experiences"


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: CheapJon on January 06, 2010, 07:23:04 PM
The brain disconnect the spine, when you are in the most "dreamy" sleep. Sometimes this dont work the right way, and your body move. Happens to everyone once in a while. If the brain didnt disconnect our body, we would do lots of crazy moves in while sleeping. It can also work the other way around, which is more creepy. You are in a state of sleep, but the mind wake up.. "half asleep, half asleep" but you cant move a finger! You belive you are screeming, but you actually dont make a sound. Then suddenly is back full awake with a BANG! Scary but cool if you know how to react.

There are ways to learn how to get to this type of sleep. The mind is half awake, but the spine are disconnected with the brain. This also the way to do "out of body experiences"
that sucks, the worst shit is when you just can't fucking run away from it


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: Nytunz on January 06, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
The brain disconnect the spine, when you are in the most "dreamy" sleep. Sometimes this dont work the right way, and your body move. Happens to everyone once in a while. If the brain didnt disconnect our body, we would do lots of crazy moves in while sleeping. It can also work the other way around, which is more creepy. You are in a state of sleep, but the mind wake up.. "half asleep, half asleep" but you cant move a finger! You belive you are screeming, but you actually dont make a sound. Then suddenly is back full awake with a BANG! Scary but cool if you know how to react.

There are ways to learn how to get to this type of sleep. The mind is half awake, but the spine are disconnected with the brain. This also the way to do "out of body experiences"
that sucks, the worst shit is when you just can't fucking run away from it

Next time, know that you are in this type of sleep. Dont try to move your body in a physic way, but you your mind. Then you might get across the room. Next time across the street. And after a couple of times, you have a free vication to wherever you want


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: mrlee on January 06, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
Fuck that. Im too young to die. And i got plans and decisions to make still.

man, look at the bright side of things.. you're gonna die, now you don't need to make those plans and decisions  ;)
i guess ill just have to go into spaceeee mannnnnn (8)
space is fun http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/space+is+fun/
Well, i was actually referencing that legend of a 1990s  tune. Spaceman!

You know the one.


Title: Re: Crazy story
Post by: nekomex on January 07, 2010, 01:12:43 AM
The brain disconnect the spine, when you are in the most "dreamy" sleep. Sometimes this dont work the right way, and your body move. Happens to everyone once in a while. If the brain didnt disconnect our body, we would do lots of crazy moves in while sleeping. It can also work the other way around, which is more creepy. You are in a state of sleep, but the mind wake up.. "half asleep, half asleep" but you cant move a finger! You belive you are screeming, but you actually dont make a sound. Then suddenly is back full awake with a BANG! Scary but cool if you know how to react.

There are ways to learn how to get to this type of sleep. The mind is half awake, but the spine are disconnected with the brain. This also the way to do "out of body experiences"

that has happened too me a couple of times, you are awake and you want to move but you cant, so fucking horrible.