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Title: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 07, 2008, 08:30:51 AM One Florida City Calls for a State Split: North Florida and South Florida
Tuesday, May 06, 2008 NORTH LAUDERDALE, Fla. ? One city commission wants to divide Florida into two states: North Florida and South Florida. The North Lauderdale City Commission says in a resolution that it's not confident in state leaders when it comes to collecting and spending their own money. It also says it would be "in the best interests of the citizens and residents" to divide the state. Commissioner Rich Moyle says they're frustrated with the state Legislature "ignoring the cities in South Florida." But he acknowledges the idea likely won't pass. When asked Tuesday about the resolution, Governor Charlie Crist could only muster up a laugh. Meanwhile, other municipalities and counties are being asked to join in the resolution. The boundary line would be from Palm Beach County down through Monroe County. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354354,00.html Title: Re: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 07, 2008, 08:34:50 AM ....And another hotly contested issue......
State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles By Michael PeltierFri Apr 25, 12:03 PM ET Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north. The Florida Senate voted last week to add the measure to a broader transportation bill, but it is not included in the House version. In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories. Critics of the ban included the Senate Rules Chairman, Sen. Jim King, a Jacksonville Republican whose truck sported a pair until his wife protested. The bill's sponsor doubted it would succeed. "It's probably not going to make it through the process," Baker said on Thursday. "It won't be much of story in a few days." http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=PluckForum&plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3acf706468-735d-4846-8357-0f19969ada2aForum%3aa24205bb-be1e-42fc-a96d-6d1af01e7956Discussion%3ad555aac6-8355-4dbf-bf58-2c7e69bffc29&plckCategoryCurrentPage=0 Title: Re: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on May 07, 2008, 07:50:56 PM Ha! I thought lower slower Delaware was the only place with "truck nuts." The truck nutters crack me up.
I will have to admit the first couple times I saw them I thought they were little boxing gloves. :-[ Title: Re: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: Howard2k on May 09, 2008, 01:07:20 AM Why the fuck would you stick fake nuts under a car? That's fucking stupid.
But then I guess the fact that there is a bill presented is equally stupid too. Title: Re: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 09, 2008, 09:21:06 AM I don't have the balls to put truck nuts on my pickup!
Title: Re: North Florida and South Florida? Post by: freedom78 on May 12, 2008, 03:07:22 PM One Florida City Calls for a State Split: North Florida and South Florida Sounds like party Florida and redneck Florida want a divorce. (http://www.truck-nuts.com/i//IMG_0126.jpg) |