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Title: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: SLCPUNK on May 02, 2008, 03:13:54 AM (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9063/checkwq5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check FORT WORTH, Texas - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious ? perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off. Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check. In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: freedom78 on May 02, 2008, 08:25:40 AM The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious ? perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off. Could they understate it more? It's not as if the teller said to him/herself "360 Billion. Hmm...I'm not sure we've got that much on hand. Maybe this isn't a real check." More like "WHAT THE FUCK! Sir, you're the dumbest motherfucker alive, writing a $360 BILLION check." Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: TAP on May 02, 2008, 08:48:54 AM "360 Billion. Hmm...I'm not sure we've got that much on hand. Maybe this isn't a real check." It worked for another Texan. He used it to start his own war. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on May 02, 2008, 09:14:54 AM Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Probably explains it... Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: LunsJail on May 02, 2008, 10:30:44 AM "360 Billion. Hmm...I'm not sure we've got that much on hand. Maybe this isn't a real check." It worked for another Texan. He used it to start his own war. :rofl: Did you just think that up? Classic :rofl: Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Probably explains it... What kind of weed are they smoking in Texas? Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: polluxlm on May 02, 2008, 11:17:42 AM He should have requested to get it as a loan instead. Then it would be a done deal.
Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: freedom78 on May 02, 2008, 02:54:10 PM Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Probably explains it... What kind of weed are they smoking in Texas? [/quote] I think the street name is DubyaILubya. It's very popular among the "execute the retarded" crowd. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: Bill 213 on May 02, 2008, 04:35:05 PM Yeah I laughed my ass off when I read this. This may take the cake for the most idiotic criminal, next to the guy who filled out a job application (with his REAL name and address), turned it in....and then robbed the gas station.
Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: D on May 02, 2008, 05:05:27 PM maybe the guy tried to write it for 360 but was such a dumbfuck he just didnt know how many zeroes to write? These stories never cease to amaze me anymore. Its absolutely terrifying knowing all the people like this that exist in our society.
Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: GNRreunioneventually on May 02, 2008, 06:02:30 PM struglin' :no:
Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: fuckin crazy on May 02, 2008, 11:10:38 PM Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Probably explains it... I think that one most smoke anything that is possible on good weed, and still not come up with that scenario. As mentioned elsewhere, look at the hand writing, right leaning dumb ass ... I think that it is someone on this board. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: SLCPUNK on May 03, 2008, 12:59:08 AM I think that one most smoke anything that is possible on good weed, and still not come up with that scenario. As mentioned elsewhere, look at the hand writing, right leaning dumb ass ... I think that it is someone on this board. I bet they were trying to cash it so they could go shopping and help our economy. Gawd bless 'em. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: fuckin crazy on May 03, 2008, 03:07:46 AM I am sure there are a few that would fit those qualifications on this board. For the economy ... I'll buy a whore.
See ya'll in a day or two. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: Lisa on May 04, 2008, 05:09:21 AM I am sure there are a few that would fit those qualifications on this board. For the economy ... I'll buy a whore. if it is for your economy, make sure you get the megabox of condoms Sman :hihi:See ya'll in a day or two. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: misterID on May 04, 2008, 09:01:27 AM Why 360 billion? Because 365 billion was just totally ridiculous.
Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: Howard2k on May 04, 2008, 09:48:35 AM What a fucking retard.
How can ANYONE actually be that stupid?! $360 BILLION! Jesus Christ. Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: Genesis on May 06, 2008, 04:46:49 AM "360 Billion. Hmm...I'm not sure we've got that much on hand. Maybe this isn't a real check." It worked for another Texan. He used it to start his own war. Brilliant post. :hihi: Title: Re: I'll take that in twenties, tens, and fives if you don't mind Post by: fuckin crazy on May 07, 2008, 05:24:32 AM "360 Billion. Hmm...I'm not sure we've got that much on hand. Maybe this isn't a real check." It worked for another Texan. He used it to start his own war. Brilliant post. :hihi: That it is. I wonder about the solvency of his other ventures. |