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Title: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: crazycheryl on May 17, 2007, 03:03:55 PM
Ok. I think this is hilarious and I am a parent and I would laugh too.

A kid a couple days ago here in the lovely suburbs of Chicago got a cool ass gadget in her happy meal instead of a kid toy. Want to guess what it is?

A small bag of marijuana and a one hitter.

It seems one of the workers put it in a Happy meal box and then got busy, was stoned, and forgot that it was put in there, and another worker grabbed the box, put the food in and handed it out to a couple who ordered a happy meal for their kid. The dude was fired of course.

I probably would have said, let me see that toy - oh this looks like it's for parents and kept it. That would actually be a dream come true but only if it wasn't freakin oregano.

And I found a roach in a sandwich I was actually eating!!!!!!!!!!! Needless to say I didn't finish my meal.


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Izzy on May 17, 2007, 03:44:50 PM
trans fat

..how is that strange you say?

well dont u think its strange its still allowed to be sold?


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: freedom78 on May 17, 2007, 03:49:57 PM
One time, and I don't have any real proof, but I'm certain that on one occasion, my burger was actually made from meat.  How fucked up is that?

But seriously, I know people who've found band-aids and stuff, which is just nasty. 

In other weird fast-food news, the "Choco-Taco" that they used to sell at Taco Bell was weird enough by itself. 

And I had a vegan friend who used to get a Big Mac w/out meat and cheese, which seems to be based on a pretty big assumption that there isn't any dairy in the special sauce.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: MadmanDan on May 17, 2007, 06:02:30 PM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Bill 213 on May 17, 2007, 06:13:31 PM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !

Paris Hilton could beat that with one hand tied behind her back!


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: freedom78 on May 17, 2007, 10:58:02 PM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !

Considering the variety of "meats" made with ground up genitalia, why should that surprise anyone? 

Pig sperm.  Chicken sperm.  Cow sperm.  Lamb sperm.  Turkey sperm. 

Oh shit...I've run out of acceptable animals, and I'm two short of a full sperm count! 

If it was a falafel, I could have thrown Bill O'Reilly sperm on there.   :rofl:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: RJ1221 on May 17, 2007, 11:18:15 PM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !

Paris Hilton could beat that with one hand tied behind her back!

post of the year right there!


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 18, 2007, 08:30:16 AM
A healthy ingredient  :hihi:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: wink on May 18, 2007, 12:15:41 PM
one time late a night, I went to mcdonalds, got fries and a burger, as I was driving home eating my fries, I noticed a weird shaped fry, turned on the light and found a cooked moth, yes a moth wings and all


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Genesis on May 18, 2007, 12:40:32 PM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !

Paris Hilton could beat that with one hand tied behind her back!

Even with both hands tide behind her back.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: AxlsMainMan on May 18, 2007, 05:15:34 PM
one time late a night, I went to mcdonalds, got fries and a burger, as I was driving home eating my fries, I noticed a weird shaped fry, turned on the light and found a cooked moth, yes a moth wings and all

Glad I dont eat at McDonalds anymore.. :hihi:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Robman? on May 18, 2007, 05:26:23 PM
A healthy ingredient  :hihi:

no way! ?I have yet to find one of those


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: Timothy on May 19, 2007, 01:48:12 AM
good food. :hihi:


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: gandra on May 19, 2007, 05:06:18 AM
I found a finger,after that 5 my friend was killed by serial killer and then i killed him


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: greendog on May 19, 2007, 07:29:28 AM
then i killed him

did you feel better afterwards?


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: stolat on May 22, 2007, 03:36:34 AM
Saw it on the news a few months ago, a health inspection analysis in a fast food place discovered 7 (SEVEN) different types of sperm in a shawrma. Beat that !

Considering the variety of "meats" made with ground up genitalia, why should that surprise anyone??

Pig sperm.? Chicken sperm.? Cow sperm.? Lamb sperm.? Turkey sperm.?

Oh shit...I've run out of acceptable animals, and I'm two short of a full sperm count!?

If it was a falafel, I could have thrown Bill O'Reilly sperm on there.? ?:rofl:

Somebody's been watching too much Monty Python!


Title: Re: Strangest Thing You Ever Found in Fast Food
Post by: polluxlm on May 22, 2007, 05:19:54 AM
Taste