Here Today... Gone To Hell!

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/un-urged-to-take-on-asteroid-threat/20070218175909990002?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Ahhh, 2036  :)

anyone excited?

only 1 in 45000 chance of a hit?
And in 2036?

What good is that to me? I wanna die now dammit! Seriously ...

I'll set a reminder on my phone so I can take a picture. ;)

Let's loot something.

Who's with me?  :beer:

:lmao: that coment reminded me of that one dude that stoll a plasma TV in Katrina :rofl:

any who.......yeah i remember seeing this on the science channle once, if i remember right it said that in 2032 it'll come really- pretty fricken close then it'll like turn around and head back towards us for another go in 2036. And thats when we're fucked  :D

heres to a CHINESE DEMOCRACY before then :beer:

Axl, release the album before we all die!  :-[

yeah axl you jihad.

asteroid can fuck off and hit when im dead, 2036 is prbz when ill be at my biggest in a huge rock n roll band, i wanna enjoy it please, cheers.

Dont we get this kind of story every other month? Must be literally thousands of asteroids racing toards us :hihi:

these asteroids make trips around the sun every so often. we currently have no way of accurately predicting the exact location after so many trips around the sun because we cant accurately calculate the effect that the sun has on the orbit of the ateroid. that inability to be accurate is whats calculated into the '1 in 45,000'

i would also remind everyone that Shoemaker Levy 9 which hit jupiter was only found a few months before it hit. the real threat is from the one that we wont even see coming. nasa takes years to plan shit and thats what will fuck us because we wont have time to 'tug' the asteroid into a different orbit. but thanks to amateur astronomers and the internet the government could never keep it a secret. so you'll at least know its coming  :hihi: what nasa should do is build the spacecraft NOW and have it ready for deployment 'in the event of'

I seriously don't give a damn.  Chalk another one up to the "ways I might die over which I have absolutely no control" list.  I just wanna know WHERE it's gonna hit, so I can get a good view. 

Too bad it's not sooner.

I wonder if I would be able to make some money off it if it were to land in my backyard...

Nah. Not if it were to happen right now, anyway. Space belongs to the US, remember, so the rock would belong to Bush.

i can't wait!

Weren't the russians building a big mudfucka laser in order to take care of business with stuff like this?

I must say i also fall into the 'honestly doesnt give a shite if this happens today, tommo, never' category

Infact, i dont think there is anything i care about less

hello international Space Station
it belongs to everybody england america russia ect.

ya know like ESA and NASA : ok:


only the US was the first to put someone on the moon.




now i sposs someone will come and say Spielberg directed it in a studio at Area 51 ::)  :nervous: :confused:

Get the Top Gears Guys to build another rocket

(for people in England)

(http://www.topgear.com/content/tgonbbc2/main.jpg)

We won't be around in 2036 anyways. Haven't you people heard of the '2012 Apocalypse ' yet?  :P

Nostradamus can't be right every time...can he?  :nervous:

You'd be better off sticking with Edgar Cayce anyways.  :yes:

somebody call bruce willis

puts an aerosmith ballad on.

 :hihi: your comment gave me a laugh lol

don't forget Owen Wilson and Ben Afleck  :hihi:

Actually, from what I've read on the topic...the way to beat something like this is not to try and blow it up.  That would send even more smaller pieces (still very large) towards us guaranteeing even more destruction.  The way to beat it is to send out a satellite that can basically go into orbit around the asteroid, and use the gravitational force of the orbiting satellite to gently nudge the asteroid off course.  If you'd like you can always use the power of prayer  ::) to save your ass.   :hihi:

exactly. Or send a small rocket out there to attach it self to the thing and give it a push out of our way. but i think that he ment laser because the heat from the laser would cuase it to create a little jet or comet like tail that would actually make it move out of our path and look like a comet. I'm catchin that light show 8)

I watch the science channel alot, next time its on watch "killer Asteroid" on the science channel. Its really bad when you have 200 channels and almost nothing good on :no:




:peace:

Is that a converted mini-van?!?