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Title: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on September 05, 2006, 02:33:00 PM
yay !
these 3 days is International Meetings at L'oreal
and i have 3 presentations to do !! yay !!! in english :!!! in front of 300 people from all over the world, big shots and marketing director and the CEO of l'oreal


i'm just here for 3 months and my bosses already put me on that .... damn. at least we have dinners at some fanciest restaurant in paris :)
yay ! i am not stressed and i'm worried cause i should be stressed, but i'm never stressed :( ( i can't wear my gnr shirts tho :( )

 :beer:

number one fear of people : public speech


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: slash666 on September 05, 2006, 02:35:11 PM
good luck man!


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: MCT on September 05, 2006, 02:39:03 PM
G'luck! And remember, God is dead... : ok:


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Evolution on September 05, 2006, 02:43:54 PM
Look at the back of the room and imagine them in their underwear.


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: slash666 on September 05, 2006, 02:44:47 PM
Look at the back of the room and imagine them in their underwear.

what if they are very ugly or fat?  :hihi:


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Chelle on September 05, 2006, 03:22:00 PM

Look at the back of the room and imagine them in their underwear.


People used to tell me that when I was a kid, and I'd end up seeing some fat dude in the front and just laughing my ass off...  My parents never saw the humor   :hihi:


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on September 05, 2006, 03:43:17 PM
Look at the back of the room and imagine them in their underwear.

man, i used to crack down and laugh so hard in school looking an people in the room or the teacher and imagining that they would just go berserk and run around and scream and punch people and bang their heads on the walls ...

MAN i must NOT do that.

do you have a cool joke to start the speech with ? i heard american managers do that (yeah i'm a manager bitch ! :) )


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Evolution on September 05, 2006, 03:45:22 PM
Say something like "Hello Ladies and Gentleman!....and Marketing Directors" with a sly wink and a point at the Directors seats.


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Steel_Angel on September 05, 2006, 03:50:40 PM
yay !
these 3 days is International Meetings at L'oreal
and i have 3 presentations to do !! yay !!! in english :!!! in front of 300 people from all over the world, big shots and marketing director and the CEO of l'oreal


i'm just here for 3 months and my bosses already put me on that .... damn. at least we have dinners at some fanciest restaurant in paris :)
yay ! i am not stressed and i'm worried cause i should be stressed, but i'm never stressed :( ( i can't wear my gnr shirts tho :( )

 :beer:

number one fear of people : public speech
Good Luck, Doll!


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on September 05, 2006, 03:54:54 PM
Say something like "Hello Ladies and Gentleman!....and Marketing Directors" with a sly wink and a point at the Directors seats.

so i give up with my Rocky II musical entrance ?

frozen yogurt : you talk just like the guys at my office..... the gay ones ?_? ...... ooooooo ......


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Queen of Everything on September 06, 2006, 06:52:42 PM
I have been speaking and performing in public since I was 5.  I say just get out there and be natural... speak slow and have fun!.

GOOD LUCKKKKKK You'll be fine


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Kujo on September 07, 2006, 12:24:13 PM
I have been speaking and performing in public since I was 5.

You would never know it. You're so reserved and quiet here.

Look at the back of the room and imagine them in their underwear.

No, he'll just get excited and make the people in the front row uncomfortable


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Jessica on September 07, 2006, 09:46:21 PM
If you know EXACTLY what you are talking about, facts, numbers, figures, no one can impress you because you know deep down you know your shit and stand your ground.

augmentation en vue ? :hihi:


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 08, 2006, 02:11:54 AM
Just ask 'em if they know where the fuck they are. : ok:


Title: Re: yah ! speak in front of a crowd !
Post by: Sin Cut on September 08, 2006, 02:40:53 AM
yay !
these 3 days is International Meetings at L'oreal
and i have 3 presentations to do !! yay !!! in english :!!! in front of 300 people from all over the world, big shots and marketing director and the CEO of l'oreal


i'm just here for 3 months and my bosses already put me on that .... damn. at least we have dinners at some fanciest restaurant in paris :)
yay ! i am not stressed and i'm worried cause i should be stressed, but i'm never stressed :( ( i can't wear my gnr shirts tho :( )

 :beer:

number one fear of people : public speech

Wow dude, good luck!

I've done some public speech to about a hundred people, who weren't big shots tho. I think the worse part was just before having the speech. A joke sure would be good "How do you know when an Iranian has become a man? When he takes the diaper off his ass and..."

But actually my first day at work was to take some big shot drinking and clubbing.