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Title: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Sin Cut on March 21, 2006, 12:26:18 PM
This is a idea we've been working on for a while. How this work is that after this thread has gone old -> been a while on page two, etc. or in the start of next month Mr. Dick Purpe will send a pm to the next gunner of the month if he likes to answer these questions. Who will then, after a while, Pm someone else.

Everyone got it? It really ain't that hard boys and girls.

Without further delay I bring you MR. DICK PURPLE!!


Age: 26

Nationality: Ecuadorian

are you single? Yes Sir!   ;D

How you found the site: Dead Horse told me about it and he told me it was great and Goddamn it he is right

Favourite color: Blue

Favorite place: The beach

Favorite drink: Whisky on the rocks

When did you discover GN'R: age of 10 while my sister was listening SCOM

What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Favorite song of the moment: Fuck thats dificult, ummm Locomotive I've always hear it in my car

Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

Have you met anybody from the board in real life:
Just dead horse which used to live near my place

Favorite smiley:   :nervous:  :hihi:

Describe yourself with one word: Funny

Would you suck a dick for a million dollars:
no fucking way!   :no:

If you could take a trip anywhere where would u go? To some desert Island in the caribean

If you could do anything, what would you do? I would like to have the power of magneto so I can eliminated all the weapons in the world.

If you had to trade places for a day with one poster which one would it be? Australia, anyone who lives there I'd love to be downunder   :hihi:

Anything else you'd like to add: Nothing more, just this place is great   : ok:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Backslash on March 21, 2006, 12:31:07 PM
Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.  When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.   :hihi:



Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Sin Cut on March 21, 2006, 12:33:42 PM
Now to think of it, I could've altered these replies real gay!

Like favorite color: pink
Anything else you'd like to add: I really got a crush on Mr. Sir Blue Cut, he's just so beautiful and I dunno what to do! The man's like art or something and I really like to know him in a tender, loving, gay-way.  :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: : ok: : ok: : ok:


 :rofl:

I could've done that, but I didn't, and guess what, that makes the most honest gunner of the month!  :yes:


EDIT:

You know I could be right! Just check Dick Purple's favorite color, uh oh  :nervous:

I always thought it was purple.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 21, 2006, 01:16:44 PM
 :rofl:
No way my fave color is blue, always have been  :P
And when exactly I have to pm the next gunner of the month? :headscratch:


And thanks, this is such an honour :bow:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Sin Cut on March 21, 2006, 01:23:09 PM
:rofl:
No way my fave color is blue, always have been  :P
And when exactly I have to pm the next gunner of the month? :headscratch:


And thanks, this is such an honour :bow:
Well you got the power on this one  : ok:

Either sometime in April or earlier if you feel like it.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 21, 2006, 01:48:25 PM
Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.  When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.   :hihi:


NO way man, I might be born the same day as Steven Adler but never follow his paths  :no: Only the drumming  ;D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 21, 2006, 01:51:22 PM
A dick can be a dirty thing.

I mean what if the guy he sucks doesn't wash his penis. Could you imagine?


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Izzy on March 21, 2006, 02:42:23 PM
Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.? When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.? ?:hihi:



Lets talk :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Eugene Klein on March 21, 2006, 04:16:37 PM
NO way man, I might be born the same day as Steven Adler but never follow his paths? :no: Only the drumming? ;D
Really? are you a drummer? 


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Jonathan on March 21, 2006, 04:17:55 PM
Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple!

How will you celebrate? With Linkin Park's cover of Sweet Child O' Mine? :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: plasmabeam on March 21, 2006, 04:23:59 PM
What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Awesome to see a Maiden and Helloween fan.  : ok:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 21, 2006, 04:42:51 PM
Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple!

How will you celebrate? With Linkin Park's cover of Sweet Child O' Mine? :hihi:

 :hihi: Oh man that cover was horrible  :no:
But thanks I will now put on my PC  : ok:


What kind of music do you listen to other than GN'R: Queen, Maiden, Helloween, Megadeth , Dream Theater, Def Leppard thats all I can remember now

Awesome to see a Maiden and Helloween fan.  : ok:

Die hard fan of Helloween and Maiden great to have you around too


Really? are you a drummer? 

Well no and some sort of yes, I always wanted to play drums, but my parents never bought me a drumset when I was a kid, instead they bought me a guitar  :-X
NOt that it was wrong but I didnt want that, specially cause everyone know how to play guitar at least a few songs anyway, for drums you need to synchronize your rythym and have a sense of beat, a friend taught me to play drums but I never had one, everytime I've got the chance to play drums I do it  :D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: badapple81 on March 21, 2006, 05:07:00 PM
With the photos Mr Dick Purple posts on here and the beautiful MULTIPLE women he goes out with every night.. different women each time.. he deserves it every month!  :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: misterID on March 21, 2006, 05:11:11 PM
The real question is: If your life depended on it would you suck a dick? Answer: Death!

And if I did suck a dick for a million bucks I'd have to kill them afterwards.

*pulls out knife, wipes mouth*

Oh, and congrats dick purple.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: BLS-Pride on March 21, 2006, 09:36:31 PM
Quote
Favorite drink: Whisky on the rocks

Sweeeeet. Damn cool in my book.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on March 21, 2006, 09:46:15 PM
Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

nothing?!  do you remember when Axl was Skogszal?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: journey on March 21, 2006, 11:42:42 PM
Congratulations Mr. Dick Purple!  :beer:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: jameslofton29 on March 22, 2006, 02:56:34 AM
Congrats Dick. :beer: :smoking:




Now let me know when I win this award.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Genesis on March 22, 2006, 03:29:49 AM
Congrats Mr. Dick Purple!  :peace:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Sin Cut on March 22, 2006, 04:15:03 AM
Hey Dick Purple, I got a question, how does it feel to be the first ever gunner of the month?


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Evolution on March 22, 2006, 05:16:27 AM
To Purple  :beer:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 22, 2006, 10:27:17 AM
Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

nothing?!? do you remember when Axl was Skogszal?? :hihi:
that was damn funny thinking back at it now my nigga (that was something to do with it,im not being racist here)

any way well done mr dick purple  :beer:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 22, 2006, 10:56:10 AM
Hey Dick Purple, I got a question, how does it feel to be the first ever gunner of the month?

Well is nothing new to me, collect another memory  :hihi:

Well is ok, I only hope that the next gunner of the month has more better things to say  :-[
Also anybody checked my introduction video?  ;D

Your htgth-highlight: mmmmm, I have no idea! I've been very low profile.

nothing?!  do you remember when Axl was Skogszal?  :hihi:
that was damn funny thinking back at it now my nigga (that was something to do with it,im not being racist here)

any way well done mr dick purple  :beer:
I do remember also the time when everybody though august14th was Axl  :hihi:

TO EVERYBODY FREE DRINKS ON ME  :beer:  :D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: MR W,AXL ROSE on March 22, 2006, 11:00:33 AM
*gulp,gulp,gulp* cheers mr DP  :beer:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 02:51:34 PM
Congrats Mr. Double Penetration!! :hihi: Nah, just kidding! Congrats Mr. Dick Purple!! :beer:

And you wouldn't suck a cock for $1m!? I would! But I'm a girl... but yea I'd SO suck cock for a million bucks! :smoking:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 22, 2006, 03:35:48 PM
Oh geez there are a lot of perv here  :hihi:
I wouldn't suck cock not for a million euros and even if after that I can see a concert of Queen with Freddie Mercury singing and the Original Lineup  of GNR after that and then when I come home Elisha Cuthbert is waiting topless for a little love, no way  :no:

 :confused:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 03:54:07 PM
Wow...

What if you were in a situation where you were dying and the one thing that would save you was if you performed fellatio on some random guy?


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Kujo on March 22, 2006, 04:05:38 PM
Congrats, brother.

Now get to the damn beach!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Markus Asraelius on March 22, 2006, 04:18:29 PM
I think blowing men is nasty. I've done it before and there's nothing appealing about it.


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 04:34:58 PM
Personally I like it! But I'm a girl... so I guess its different for me...


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: misterID on March 22, 2006, 04:50:14 PM
Wow...

What if you were in a situation where you were dying and the one thing that would save you was if you performed fellatio on some random guy?

The answer is DEATH!


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Backslash on March 22, 2006, 04:52:44 PM
Wow...

What if you were in a situation where you were dying and the one thing that would save you was if you performed fellatio on some random guy?

It's only a cock... it would have to be clean and he couldn't ejaculate on or near me...  :P


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: misterID on March 22, 2006, 04:57:15 PM
I don't care how clean a dick is, it isn't getting nowhere near my mouth.

I never thought I'd have to say those words...


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Vegar on March 22, 2006, 05:01:35 PM
Congrats man!! job well done!

but come on, it's $1,000,000!!! man, I'd do it for $1,000.  When I'm not on a workterm, I'd do it for $50.   :hihi:


NO way man, I might be born the same day as Steven Adler but never follow his paths  :no: Only the drumming  ;D

Huh, Is or has Steven been gay? Someone wrote he and Tommey Lee were budds?  ??? :nervous:
Never heard it before, is it true?


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Elrothiel on March 22, 2006, 06:42:03 PM
Wow...

What if you were in a situation where you were dying and the one thing that would save you was if you performed fellatio on some random guy?

It's only a cock... it would have to be clean and he couldn't ejaculate on or near me... :P

:hihi: Wimp! (for the last bit anyway...)


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: the dirt on March 22, 2006, 06:46:58 PM
mistake


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Chelle on March 22, 2006, 08:44:41 PM
Aww!  Congrats to my man!   :beer:  Isn't he just wonderful?   :love:







 :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Gaymo, the Hobbit on March 22, 2006, 08:46:43 PM
i think dick purple has the benefit of the hot chicks :D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Chelle on March 22, 2006, 08:49:39 PM
i think dick purple has the benefit of the hot chicks :D

There's only one woman for Mr. Dick Purple, smartass! 





 :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 23, 2006, 10:09:16 AM
There's only one woman for Mr. Dick Purple, smartass! 





 :hihi:
You got that right sweetie   :-*   ;D

Huh, Is or has Steven been gay? Someone wrote he and Tommey Lee were budds?  ??? :nervous:
Never heard it before, is it true?

Yeah they were/are buddies, I dont know there is thread about it  ;)

:hihi: Wimp! (for the last bit anyway...)

You like to be eyaculate on the face?  :o
Naaaaasty  :hihi:


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Elrothiel on March 23, 2006, 08:15:35 PM
:hihi: Wimp! (for the last bit anyway...)

You like to be eyaculate on the face? :o
Naaaaasty :hihi:

Yea! Its good for the complexion! : ok: Feels nice too!


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: DEAD HORSE on March 25, 2006, 03:19:49 AM
To Mr.  Purple    :beer: Salud!


"so how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?" ;D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on March 25, 2006, 10:13:51 AM
Collect another memory jajajajaja
I only hope that this month Axl give me a personal copy of CD  ;D


Title: Re: Here it is! Gunner Of The Month - Mr. Dick Purple
Post by: Carlos_f_Rose on March 25, 2006, 10:29:39 AM
Long live Mr. Dick Purple...  : ok: