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Title: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: RichardNixon on November 13, 2005, 11:49:11 PM
Iraq:
Bush:
Clinton:
Fred Durst:
Axl Rose:
Jay Leno:
Dr. Atkins:
Gay marriage:
Love:



Title: Re: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: RichardNixon on November 13, 2005, 11:53:36 PM

Iraq:10, 20, 50=big fuckup
Bush:see above
Clinton:the guy with the blowjob
Fred Durst:10-vanillia ice, 20-i think i heard of him, 50-who?
Axl Rose:Remains to be seen...
Jay Leno: 10, good, but no Carson, 20, 50, best late-night show host ever
Dr. Atkins:10-fad, 20, 50, who?
Gay marriage:10-"its too sooon" 20-"wasn't so bad" 50-Wasn't a big deal at all!"
Love:10-same as now, 20, same as now, 50-Glad we found a pill to cure that!


Title: Re: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: Izzy on November 14, 2005, 03:26:50 PM
Iraq:

''Those US heroes - saved that poor savage race from themselves and helped sell their oil'' :rofl:

Bush:

''Ding dong the witch is dead''

Clinton:

''80th illigitimate child found''

Fred Durst:

''Legendary producer and instigator of nu-metal''

Axl Rose:

''Chinese Democracy is scheduled for a next January release......''

Jay Leno:

''Scientist prove that Jay Leno is actually the least funny man in human history''

Dr. Atkins:

''Who?''

Gay marriage:

''Gay marriage became compulsory in Texas today...''

Love:

''Distilled and now sold in Wal-mart at a dollar a barrell''


Title: Re: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on November 14, 2005, 04:36:10 PM
Axl Rose:

''Chinese Democracy is scheduled for a next January release......''

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I saw that one coming but still is funny  : ok:
I know that people will say that bush is the cancer of this society for the rest they are just people that some will remember and others dont.


Title: Re: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: Walk on November 15, 2005, 07:47:01 PM
Iraq: We wouldn't be here today if we didn't get that oil back then!
Bush: A hero. Lincoln was hated for stomping on civil rights, but in the long run, was well loved. Bush will be seen the same way, for getting us our oil we needed.
Clinton: A mediocre late 20th century president, about as important as Frankin Pierce. Except for a near impeachment, nothing interesting happened under him.
Fred Durst: who?
Axl Rose: Released more albums dead than alive, and goes down in history like Jimi Hendrix. He dies and leaves a few hundred songs to be put out over decades.
Jay Leno: who?
Dr. Atkins: who?
Gay marriage: That's up to the church, since the government doesn't even recognize any marriage anymore after after the 2016 Constitution candidate won the election.
Love: Is still inspiring mediocre pop songs. When will it finally go away!?


Title: Re: In 10, 20, 50 years...what will people say about...
Post by: RichardNixon on November 15, 2005, 07:54:58 PM
WALK- I'm going to send you a bill to buy me a new sweater. When I saw you compare Bush to Lincoln, I spit up milk all over myself. It's ruined now, but damn that was a good laugh.