( Gilby Clarke )

I got this dirty politician
In my pocket full of greed
I take him out for parties
And let him do his thing
Did you see that silver T.S.
Showing off his new glam, man
Then he pushed his platform boots
Through his bitch's velvet pants

I'm gonna, wanna get it
I'm gonna, wanna spank it
I'm gonna wanna spend it
Faster than you can
I'm gonna, wanna get it
I'm gonna, wanna spank it
I'm gonna, wanna spend it
Faster than you can

Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing
Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing

What you gonna do
When you got everything you want
Someone's gonna tell you
Everything you want is wrong

I'm gonna, wanna get it
I'm gonna, wanna spank it
I'm gonna wanna spend it
Faster than you can
I'm gonna, wanna get it
I'm gonna, wanna spank it
I'm gonna, wanna spend it
Faster than you can

Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing
Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing

Gonna, wanna buy it
Gonna, wanna try it
Why you wanna fake it
Cause you know you can

Chorus

Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing
Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing
Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing
Smash, fast, smash
Let the monkey do his thing