A "quote" for all occasions..(did I spell that right?)

[Prometheus]

no im not tring to be the last post..... i just have alot to respond too thats all casue i tried that lol

[Tied-Up]

"Awww... isn't that cute, an extra belly button"  Candi to Q Clone after he took his pants off (She actually stole the quote from Gilette)

"Yours is so much bigger than his"  Candi to IQ2000 Prometheus Clone after sex

[Prometheus]

hahahahaha

[Axls Locomotive]

"Yours is so much bigger than his"  Candi to IQ2000 Prometheus Clone after sex

"its all in the hips baby....YOOOOOOOOOOOOWSER"

IQ2000 to Candy

[MCT]

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OHHKAAY* there geniuses...

Stop dirtin' up the thread...

*Intentional misspelling (just in case you're stupid and didn't understand)...

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"The gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
Make instruments to plague us."

--William Shakespeare/excerpt from - King Lear--

[Axls Locomotive]

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OHHKAAY* there geniuses...

dont ya mean OHHKAAYE?  that great Scottish poet

[MCT]

that great Scottish poet

I didn't know there was such an animal...

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Scots Wha Hae

Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victorie!
Now's the day, and now's the hour:
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's power---
Chains and slaverie!

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?---
Let him turn, and flee!
Wha for Scotland's King and Law
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or Freeman fa',
Let him follow me!

By Oppression's woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains,
We will drain your dearest veins,
But they shall be free!
Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!---
Let us do, or die!

--Robert Burns--

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[Axls Locomotive]

i get shivers down my spine with that one...that poem and Aye Fond Kiss are masterpieces

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

- Even bears leave the forest when they are hungry.
Shichinin no samurai (Seven Samurai), Akira Kurosawa

[MCT]

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."

--Frank Zappa--

[MCT]

"Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at."

--Carlos A. Urbizo--

[MCT]

Fitting:

"We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves."

--Francis J. Braceland--

[MCT]

Live and learn:

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."

--Willie Tyler--

[MCT]

"Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open."

--Elmer G. Letterman--

[Jim]

Live and learn:

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."

--Willie Tyler--

Now, who was it that wrote that a man can never walk (swim, maybe, but my intuition tells me walk) in the same river twice?

(If you need that explaining, then don't bother trying to answer that question [obviously that isn't directed at you])


edit: ahem...

[D]

"Life Is.... I live" Edgler Vess

[MCT]

Live and learn:

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."

--Willie Tyler--

Now, who was it that wrote that a man can never walk (swim, maybe, but my intuition tells me walk) in the same river twice?

(If you need that explaining, then don't bother trying to answer that question [obviously that isn't directed at you])

edit: ahem...

I have no idea what you're talking about...

...even if it isn't directed at me.

[MCT]

Some specially dedicated quotes for an especially ambitious board member:

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."

--Bill Cosby--
"A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past."

--Eric Hoffer--
"Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles."

--Ambrose Bierce/The Devil's Dictionary--

[Jim]

I have no idea what you're talking about...

...even if it isn't directed at me.

Neither do I.

Look, you...

...There's a quote about not being able to go in the same river twice, because, well, the river ain't the same the next time, is it? What with the water moving, and all that.

So...

...For some reason, I was just making a connection between the two.

No...I don't know why. It had been a heavy night...

[August 18th]

".........you know how it is when a "king" is angry with an "underling". He might swallow his temper for a day, but he holds it in his heart until later, and it all comes out."
-----------------HOMER---------------"Iliad"-------------------

i actually liked that one. that's how i feel about people, i usually bottle up my anger cause i know they're gonna piss me off later, might as well give them everything at once. hey, i'm a king! guess i already knew that though.