A "quote" for all occasions..(did I spell that right?)

[MCT]

"If you are a terror to many, then beware of many."

--Ausonius--

[journey]

From the movie "Revenge of the Nerds"

Stan Gable: "What are you looking at, nerd?"
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio."

[MCT]

"Life is full of obstacle illusions."

--Grant Frazier--

[D]

My mom's been fucking a dead guy for 40 years, I call him dad.----Randal from "Clerks"

[Drew]

"It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways." - Buddha

[MCT]

A spoonful of truth and a dash of disdain:

"A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return."

--Salman Rushdie--

[bloody gun]

"If you are happy, don't try to be even happier"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? - Theodor Fontane (German writer, 1819 - 1898)

[Drew]

"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Axls Locomotive]

'Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.'
Elvis Presley

[Drew]

Some quotes for Mother's Day.

?Mama exhorted us children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.? - Zora Neale Hurston

?God could not be everywhere at once, so he gave each child a mother.?  - Hasidic saying

?An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.? - Spanish proverb

"Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." - Author Unknown

"Is my mother my friend? I would have to say, first of all she is my Mother, with a capital 'M'; she's something sacred to me. I love her dearly...yes, she is also a good friend, someone I can talk openly with if I want to." - Sophia Loren

"A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking." - Helen Rice

"A mother understands what a child does not say." - Anonymous

"All that I am or hope to be I owe to my angel mother." - Abraham Lincoln

[MCT]

"Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it."

--Archibald Alexander--

[D]

I am bilingual i speak English and profanity---------- Charles Barkley

[MCT]

"There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails."

--Richard Rybolt--

[Drew]

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." -  Tom Bodett

[jenn2575]

alice in wonderland the cat

Nothing Whatever, NOTHING WHATEVER

[MCT]

"Born under the influence of passionate and perverse stars, my life has been utterly unlike that of any man I have ever known."

--Arthur Symons--

[journey]

"No one's really gonna be free until nerd persecution ends."

-  Gilbert Lowe

[journey]

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

 - Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

[D]

"Suck My Dick"-----------Ron Jeremy

[MCT]

You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing nothing in order to have things occur to you, to let your mind think.

--Mortimer Adler--