A "quote" for all occasions..(did I spell that right?)

[Evolution]

Sod's Law

What can go wrong....will go wrong

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Sod = Murphy.  I like 'Sod' better though.  It has a more absurd feeling to it.


"The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."  

-- Steven Wright

[Chris Misfit]

?I don?t know if a country where the people are so ignorant of reality and of history, if you can call that a free world.?

Jane Fonda

[MCT]

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

--Heinlein--

That Bob btw.................

[Mr Cowbell ?]

I just seen Spiderman 2 and  thought this quote from the movie was funny

"You can't get off, until you get on"  Oviously to any Adult its very sexual. In the movie it wasnt. Its the lines like them in the kids movies that make them worth seeing

[Doc Emmett Brown]

This one's for Dizzy.

I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.

--unknown.

[Evolution]

"If you start to bleed you need to stop"

Anon.

[MCT]

Seeing as how my 'buddy' has rode into the sunset........ .........it seems only fitting to throw one final dedication his way:

"Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity."

--John Brown--

[D]

we are what we repeatedly do.excellence,then,is not an act but a habit.(aristotle)

[Doc Emmett Brown]

random on reincarnation:

That Bob btw.................

bob's around... Energy is neither created nor destroyed, it is merely reincarnated from one form to another, just like your special friend.  

[ppbebe]

law of inertia---
after leaving the arm of the thrower, the projectile would be moved by an impetus given to it by the thrower and would continue to be moved as long as the impetus remained stronger than the resistance, and would be of infinite duration were it not diminished and corrupted by a contrary force resisting it or by something inclining it to a contrary motion                                                                           ---Isac Newton

[MCT]

bob's around...

For Bob:

"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death."

--Leonardo da Vinci--

[axls_locomotive]

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

Billy Connolly

[MCT]

For America:

"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved."

--Confucius--

[axls_locomotive]

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."

--Heinlein--

That Bob btw.................

Heinlein is amazing, you can find thousands of great quotes from this guy

Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence,  Robert Heinlein

[Gunner80]

Many have made a trade of delusions and false miracles, deceiving the stupid multitude. - Leonardo Da Vinci

[MCT]

This one's neat:

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."

--Harlan Ellison --

[Doc Emmett Brown]

"Could we seize a subject and in the space of an hour or two by post-Hypnotic control have him crash an airplane, wreck a train, etc.?"

-- a research question posed in CIA documents from the Bluebird experiments in the 1950s

Heinlein is amazing

He's a good writer, but he pisses me off.   

Stranger in a Strange Land made me want to rape someone - ("Nine times out of ten, if a girl gets raped, it's partly her fault.").   And dont get me started on that pompous arrogant bastard known as Jubal Harshaw.

[MCT]

Chew on this.....

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

--J. R. R. Tolkien-- (The Lord Of The Rings/The Fellowship Of The Ring)

[Aava]

Air is like sex, it isn?t important unless you aren?t getting any.

- my t-shirt -