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« Reply #160 on: April 21, 2004, 08:25:59 PM »
"Nobody............. knows.......... I'm........ a.......... goat" - MCT

See: 'I've been bad once again'

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« Reply #161 on: April 22, 2004, 10:15:42 AM »
"Baaaaaaaah"

--MCT--

...............old Macdonald had a farm..................
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« Reply #162 on: April 22, 2004, 11:04:23 AM »
I feel pretty stupid on many occasions...these quotes, except one, tend to make me feel a bit better about my IQ.


"Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."--Brooke Shields

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."--Gerald Ford

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."--Marion Barry

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out!  That's a good-looking mummy!"--Bill Clinton, looking at a newly discovered Incan mummy called "Juanita"

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."--Greg Norman

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."--Britney Spears

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."--Charles de Gaulle

"People face many financial roadblocks, such as personal injury or inability to work, and I'd like to run over a few of those now."--Mike McGann, speaking to a financial advice client, apparently forgetting (despite her bandaged face and body) that she had recently been thrown through her car car windshield then run over by the out-of-control vehicle.  McGann is no longer in the financial advice business.


/Mike
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« Reply #163 on: April 22, 2004, 12:27:36 PM »
Bahahahahahahahahahha! Ha! Hehehe...They are Hilarious, Mike. rofl

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Counting the signs & cursing the miles in between.
« Reply #164 on: April 22, 2004, 05:52:02 PM »
"True love says, `Love me ? or I suffer!' Infatuation says, `Love me ? or I'll make YOU suffer!'" ? Helen Rowland
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"If you keep going over the past, you're going to end up with a thousand pasts and no future." - The Secret in Their Eyes
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« Reply #165 on: April 25, 2004, 09:00:55 AM »
Jesus Christ on Taxes:

"Repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God."
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« Reply #166 on: April 25, 2004, 02:48:46 PM »
"You shall not pass, without a warrant."
- me, to some cops last night, before being shoved into the wall and my apartment was searched.
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« Reply #167 on: April 25, 2004, 07:38:41 PM »
"We cannot solve today's problems with the same level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein
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"If you keep going over the past, you're going to end up with a thousand pasts and no future." - The Secret in Their Eyes
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« Reply #168 on: April 26, 2004, 07:41:19 PM »
"Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?"

--Tennyson--
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« Reply #169 on: April 27, 2004, 07:54:37 AM »
"I always knew I'd see the first man on the Moon. I never thought I'd  see the last."

--Dr. Jerry Pournelle--
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« Reply #170 on: April 27, 2004, 11:17:58 AM »
"Last night, I dreamt about a butterfly. I was this beautiful butterfly flying freely flower after flower. Now I can?t decide whether I am a human being dream of a butterfly or I?m a butterfly dreaming of being a human. "    

---Chuang-tzu  (Chinese philosopher of BC4th)---

a bit similar to MCT's Tennyson quote
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« Reply #171 on: April 28, 2004, 11:24:53 AM »
"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends."

--Japanese Proverb--
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« Reply #172 on: April 28, 2004, 08:28:54 PM »
"And all must love the human form, in heathen, Turk, or Jew.
Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell, there God is dwelling too."

Blake.  The Divine Image, Songs of Innocence.

"We aim for the stars... [but, sometimes we hit London!]"
Wernher von Braun, Nazi scientist.
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« Reply #173 on: April 30, 2004, 11:38:48 AM »
Dedicated to 'someone special' (you know who you are  Wink)

"Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves."

--Larry McMurtry--
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« Reply #174 on: May 02, 2004, 05:57:59 PM »
"There is no greater glory than love, Nor any greater punishment than jealousy." - Lope de Vega
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"If you keep going over the past, you're going to end up with a thousand pasts and no future." - The Secret in Their Eyes
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« Reply #175 on: May 02, 2004, 09:55:06 PM »
"As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air - however slight - lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness."

--Justice William O. Douglas--
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« Reply #176 on: May 03, 2004, 05:37:30 PM »
in time her death will be a mystery even to me  johnny depp in secret window!

my 4,000 th post! fuck yeah!
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I've been working all week on one of them.....
« Reply #177 on: May 04, 2004, 09:35:41 AM »
"Karma is a just a word, what matters is what it emplies."

Me on Miz on Time (from matrix)
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........oh wait..... nooooooo...... How come there aren't any fake business seminars in Newfoundland?!?? Sad? ............
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« Reply #178 on: May 04, 2004, 04:23:36 PM »
Why do I come here only to have my heart broken?  This one's for Axl:

Into the great wide open,
Under them skies of blue
Out in the great wide open,
A rebel without a clue

-- Tom Petty, Into the Great Wide Open

The sky was the limit...   Cry
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« Reply #179 on: May 05, 2004, 11:36:31 AM »
Quote from: random on May 04, 2004, 04:23:36 PM
Why do I come here only to have my heart broken?  This one's for Axl:

Into the great wide open,
Under them skies of blue
Out in the great wide open,
A rebel without a clue

-- Tom Petty, Into the Great Wide Open

The sky was the limit...   Cry

..............what are you gettin' on with??............

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."

--Mark Twain--
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