A "quote" for all occasions..(did I spell that right?)

[Doc Emmett Brown]

Singer Jessica Simpson (aka Chicken-of-the-Sea girl) to Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton:

 "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."

[Drew]

"Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it." - Bernard Melzer

[MCT]

Dedicated to most people......in most places........

"The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack"

[Drew]

"The idea is to write so that people hear it, and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart." - Unknown

[Doc Emmett Brown]

On children:

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."   --Erma Bombeck

"If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent." -- Bette Davis

[Drew]

"Hold a true friend with both your hands." - Nigerian Proverb

[MCT]

MCT on whether or not 'size matters':

"Of course it matters!! If it didn't, then I wouldn't have seen so many girls, down on their knees laughing at me..."

Correct me if I'm mistaken.......but I do believe there is a punchline in there SOMEWHERE..........

[Doc Emmett Brown]

MCT on relativity:   "Who's this Einstein character?"

and you were mean again today!  Are you this mean in real life too?  

[loretian]

"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization."
-Henri Bergson

[Lisa]

"It is better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all"
-Shakespere  (sorry,just fitting right now)

[MCT]

MCT on relativity:   "Who's this Einstein character?"

...... .........good one......

and you were mean again today!  Are you this mean in real life too?  

To answer the second sentance, which was a question...yes...I am.......

But really.....I'm not mean.......like I said, I CAN be mean.....and as far as I'm concerned it's just being abrasive.....it's how I argue or more accurately, debate. And the fact that people think I'm mean or an ASSHOLE!!! is just a by-product of the way I present myself......which yes, is what I truly am like in real life.....but mostly it's not intentional...........so for what it's worth I apologize.......and you should feel lucky......I don't hand out too many apologies........

Prometheus, when asked why he watches so much Spike TV:

"I'm a nerd"

[Doc Emmett Brown]

and you should feel lucky......I don't hand out too many apologies........

Awww, you make me feel so special  

I dedicate this quote to you:

"It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice"  -- Anonymous

And I dedicate this to a certain person on this board who is inflating himself again:

"Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

[McGann]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.  Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks

"Smile!!  Jesus loves you!  At least, He'd better, because I can't see anyone else liking you very much."
---Mike McGann

[MCT]

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.  Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks

That's just a fuckin' funny quote......

"Smile!!  Jesus loves you!  At least, He'd better, because I can't see anyone else liking you very much."
---Mike McGann

Not bad M&M........you write don't you? If memory serves, you started a thread that was to be an interactive, or perhaps more accurately, a continuing story based on participation, that didn't quite take off. Correct?

You also stated that you write...right?.......well if so, then do tell......................YOUR story that is.......

David Brin on 'originality in science-fiction':

"Since Roddenberry & Bradbury, you'll find few others."

[jet]

"A man is as stupid as his mind allows him to be"

[AxlsMainMan]

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens-Jimi Hendrix
Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda

[MCT]

Here's a little optimistic wisdom for y'all........

"You will always miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

--Taken from a poster, on a wall, in a gymnasium, depicting a kid shooting for a basket, thus making it a basketball poster of sorts, but with an all-encompassing message, directed predominantly at adolescent, and consequently, impressionable human beings--

Be cool, stay in school............

[MCT]

db on MCT's "words":

"Yours, sir, shows style and panache, as well as some degree of love for the Mother Tongue."

Gloating?.........sure.......why not.......

MCT *walk with the gods*

[Doc Emmett Brown]

the scene: a random Bush speech

the father of the 'bored boy' who yawned & fidgeted while standing behind the President during his speech:  Crotty

Crotty on excusing his son's behavior:

"Tyler was very excited about seeing the president"  


and--

Q:  "where are the haters?"

A: They decided to leave and come back as 'insiders'

[MCT]

"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again"

--Bart Simpson--