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What do you call it when a jazz singer spills a drink on his piano?
Ragtime.
Why was the piano laughing?
Because someone was tickling its ivories.
Which kind of birth control did the pianist prefer?
The rhythm method.
What are a pianist and a sports fan both interested in?
The score.
What’s a pianist’s favorite snack?
A Clef Bar.
Which automotive challenge is a pianist most familiar with?
A flat.
What kind of sink does a pianist like best?
Syncopation.
What do you call a laughing piano?
A Yama-hahaha.
Where do pianists go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had several keynote speakers.
I asked a pianist if he could play the “Chickpea Song.”
He said, “Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?”
What happens if you drop a piano on a military base?
You get A-flat major.
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Happy birthday Axl!
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Happy birthday! I recently found and framed a vintage Axl poster titled “Axl Boots”. It’s awesome!
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Thanks to everyone for all the great birthday wishes!🎉🥳 Wishing EVERYONE a GREAT YEAR!!🎉😎 Looking forward to seeing everyone on tour!!🔥❤️🔥❤️��❤️🔥
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