Firstly, I'm no musician, couldn't play an instrument to save myself, I can barely score a point on singstar, and not much of a writer either!, but this came to me the other night after a typical day, so I quickly threw it together and this is the result!
Feel free to criticize, (I can handle it!, it's not meant to be serious anyway!) suggest alternatives, or redo it, or any other Gn'R song yourself if you think you could do better...
Ow!
I've been lookin' for a plate
Lookin' for a (pop?)tart,
Lookin' for a oven in this house
That's much too dark
Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no
You wanna, go onna vacation
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow!
You won't cook my lunch
You gonna find yourself in another
Another place, another place of your own,
yeah, ow yeah, look out
See what i'm bakin'? What i've gotta stew?
I've been cookin' everything and I,
I been washin' for you
Because you won't cook my lunch, no, no
You want me to, eat on location
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
You won't make my lunch
I'm gonna find yourself where another
Another pizza, another pizza's
The main attraction
You're lazy, hey, hey
You know you're lazy, oh my!
You're fat n' lazy, do-sile!
You know you're lazy
Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah!
Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no
No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no
No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no
no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh no, ow! -Woooh, yum!
Hey boy, where ya comin' from?
Where'd ya find that Vac-a-Uum?
When I was younger
I had a housekeeper like you,
and she said,
'You don't need my gloves,
You wanna self-sanitasation,' Bitch
You don't need my scrubs,
You've got to claim yourself another
Another seat, another seat in-
Front of the action
You're lazy, hey, hey
You know you're lazy, oh my!
You're fat n' lazy, oh-bese
You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay,
You know you're lazy, Hey, hey,
You're fat n' lazy, Oh Wow,
You know you're lazy, Ay, ay, ay, ay,
You're fuckin' lazy, Yeah
You know you are!
Sitting down!
You're fuckin' LAZY!
Now, to find me a vocalist willing to put this on youtube!
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