Axl Rose Denies Press Statement Regarding Rumored LAX Incident

[Annie]

After all it's only someone else's livelihood you media police state, no fun, spoil sport, communist bastards.

I love Axl's writing style   Somewhere between intelligent news commentary and an 8 year old child's sensibilities.

Ok. You just  made me fall off my chair. he writes much better than most of the writers at ROllingstone rag, I mean magazine.

[Gonzo Axl]

The 'No fun, spoil sport' reminded me of Hunter S. Thompson for some reason 

[uzisuicide2002]

"The band's currently in Seoul, South Korea where the promote was "sorry" to inform them they would not be able to use a helicopter from the airport to the venue as North Korea would "wonder" what it is!!"

Does that mean he would get shot down?! lol 

[TomFriend]

After all it's only someone else's livelihood you media police state, no fun, spoil sport, communist bastards.

I love Axl's writing style   Somewhere between intelligent news commentary and an 8 year old child's sensibilities.

That's Axl alright. 

[helenluna]

Well, I did think that first statement was strangely phrased and totally non-GnR style but I believed it since their MySpace and Facebook are official sources. When the video surfaced, it made seem the band had lied or tried to give a distorted version of things in their statement. But now it all makes sense. Thanks Axl for the clarification on that!

And the other bits are really intelligent and funny, but unfortunately most people don't get it. I wish more of the world could see the genius that Axl is. Damn.

[badobsession81]

Axl's press releases used to be so well written, but this doesn't seem to have been even checked before publishing!

It rambles incoherently at times, and the grammar can be nonsensical, but at the same time you can tell it's Axl - both intelligent and childish all in one! Weird.

I just remember the really well written and powerful releases around 2001/2 about being 'misty eyed' etc. It's a shame these don't get checked before publishing as people might take them more seriously then...

Ah well.