Tiger Woods

[sandman]

the circus continues tomorrow. interesting time to make the statement. i would love to see Tiger make a statement like Joe T...

"God wants Joe Theismann to be happy."

[Axl4Prez2004]

I said it b4, I'll say it again, he doesn't owe anybody an apology except for his family, period.

The press conference b.s. is just that, b.s.  It's business b.s.

I fully expect him to say he's going on hiatus...he'll be working on what's most important, his family.
Media jackals will dog on him.  If he goes away for a while to just rebuild his marriage it may give the a-hole vultures in the media time to find the next celeb who fucks up.

It's a no-win situation for Tiger...and no, I don't pity him.  I do think it's much a-do about nothing.  He didn't lie to any one of us mo-fo's.  He lied to his wife...he cheated on his wife, which last time I checked is something a majority of men do, and almost a majority of women do to their husbands.  I could give a fuck.  All I know, is that golf is unwatchable when the greatest golfer ever is not playing.  Fuck, maybe if Phil's in contention I'd watch, but without Tiger it's borrrring.

[faldor]

Howard Stern is having a Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on his show on March 10th.  The prize for the pageant is $100,000 and is sponsored by www.ashleymadison.com.  A common sponsor on the show, Ashley Madison is the online personals & dating destination for casual encounters, married dating, secret romance and adult fantasy.

http://www.tmz.com/tag/howard+stern+beauty+pageant/

We've learned one of Rachel's friends is approaching Howard's people today, asking that a cardboard version of Rachel in various states of dress could compete against the other living, breathing contestants for the $100,000 prize.

Howard announced today he has 4 live mistresses signed up ... so far. But he's not saying who. We're thinking even a cardboard Rachel could beat a toothless Jaimee Grubbs or a shameless Joslyn James.

[faldor]

The Tiger Woods Beauty Pageant was just held on none other than "The Howard Stern Show".  There were 3 contestants, a 4th (Joslyn James) dropped out earlier today.  Rachel Uchitel wanted to participate but wasn't allowed due to some confidentiality agreement she had signed. 

There were even odds posted for the event.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/howard-stern-tiger-woods_n_491723.html

Now to the results.  Loredana Jolie came in 3rd winning $5,000 and a new plasma TV, basically because she was a professional "escort".  Jamiee Grubbs and Jaimee Jungers were neck and neck, as the judges felt they both were normal girls who got swept up in the whole thing and actually fell for Tiger.  Jamiee Grubbs got 2nd place, $15,000 and was "kind of bummed".  Jaimee Jungers tearfully accepted the honor of Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant winner, winning $75,000.  The whole event was sponsored by www.ashleymadison.com, a dating site for married people and people in committed relationships.

There was also a small press conference afterwards that Jaimee Grubbs declined to take part in.  Access Hollywood, Inside Edition, Extra, NY Daily News, Sports Illustrated, The Huffington Post, and AOL Popeater were part of the press conference.

[Axl4Prez2004]

I can't wait for the Masters.  Fuck the haters, I just want to watch golf again!  I can't wait to watch Tiger play.  Golf is unwatchable without the best playing...

this is what it must have been like for fans when Ted Williams went to fight in World War 2...like when Muhammad Ali was barred from fighting due to being a conscientious objector...like Jordan leaving the NBA to play baseball...like Axl disappearing for years on end...it just isn't the same when the greatest in the game aren't out there. 

I can't wait!