Who's got better moves? Axl Rose vs Bret Michaels

[lynn1961]

I wasn't aware Bret had "moves"

   That's exactly what I was thinking! 

[Bitch Slap Rappin]

Never mind moves. Bret can't even sing compared to Axl Rose.  Seriously, it would of been a better contest if it was Axl Rose and David Lee Roth. Or Axl Rose and Sabastian Bach. 

[oldgunsfan]

this is the gayest thread I've ever read on this board

[russtcb]

Never mind moves. Bret can't even sing compared to Axl Rose.  Seriously, it would of been a better contest if it was Axl Rose and David Lee Roth. Or Axl Rose and Sabastian Bach. 

Bret Michaels and his 1 octave range shouldn't even be in the same sentence with the other performers we're mentioning.

[lynn1961]

this is the gayest thread I've ever read on this board

Oh no.  Certainly, you've read worse!  Bitch Slap Rappin mentioned David Lee Roth as a better contender, and I'd have to agree.  Not Bret Michaels.

What the hell u guys

rock of Love is the greatest show on TV not named nip/tuck or Rescue Me


I hope he does 10 of these.

You are joking, right?     

[lynn1961]

Well, ok I voted.  Axl's ahead with like a 77% vote.  You know - it's a very easy win.  Really, no matter who he's going up against, he's got the best rock n' roll moves of anyone.  Let's just face it!       

[nightprowler1166]

Are you serious?  Your comparing Axl to Bret Michaels?  Please!!!! That's like comparing steak to canned ham.  And somebody should tell Bret that real men don't wear eyeliner because it's gay.

[C0ma]

HAHAHAHA is this a serious discussion? u gotta be shitting me

thats like asking who can jump higher, lebron james or Christopher Reeve

Obviously Superman!

[Nighteyes]

Hahaha, what the hell! I didn't even know that Bret Michaels had moves!
Wonder why anyone would vote for him

And somebody should tell Bret that real men don't wear eyeliner because it's gay.

Naaah, come on! Ever seen Dregen of Backyard Babies? He wears eyeliner, and damn, that's one sexy man!

[axljungle]

I voted now, Axl is winning, 78,29 %. I don't know how is possible that Bret have a 21,71% of votes, it's too much for him 

[FunkyMonkey]

Are you serious?  Your comparing Axl to Bret Michaels?  Please!!!!

Just so we're clear, it's The Gauntlet's comparison not mine.

And I agree this is no contest...especially after watching Bret's part of the video.

[Annie]

Are you serious?  Your comparing Axl to Bret Michaels?  Please!!!!

Just so we're clear, it's The Gauntlet's comparison not mine.

And I agree this is no contest...especially after watching Bret's part of the video.

I vote for Uncle Axl. Bret is just too clumsy.

[carmiedisco12]

Axl, I implore you, release MUSIC and stop these gay fanboy threads, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a GNR fan. Perhaps I'll spend more time on Pussycat Dolls fansites and gain some street cred.

Jesus what has GNR become reduced to , at one point it was about great music, rebellion and self expression. Now it's about pseudo religious dorks fantasies and discussions about clothing, teeth and comparisons with hair metal freaks dance moves.

[FunkyMonkey]

Axl, I implore you, release MUSIC and stop these gay fanboy threads, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a GNR fan. Perhaps I'll spend more time on Pussycat Dolls fansites and gain some street cred.

Jesus what has GNR become reduced to , at one point it was about great music, rebellion and self expression. Now it's about pseudo religious dorks fantasies and discussions about clothing, teeth and comparisons with hair metal freaks dance moves.

Let's not take this too seriously...I think it was just for fun.

[carmiedisco12]

I was kinda taking the piss:).....but there are people on here that post the most ridiculous fanboy shit and do it with a straight face, and I just roll my eyes and groan.

Such a shame there's not more music related news to discuss though.

[norway]

Someone pretending to be Jarmo on the board.

Jarmo - 2009-05-18 17:23:50
Brett Michaels by far. I have his poster all over my walls in Sweden.

And Axl Rose, hands down. Very good at natural dancing.

[ppbebe]

either another rabid jarmo fan or a brett michael fan with the same name....if jarmo is a common name there.

Very good at natural dancing.

with his sharp rythmic sense.

[FunkyMonkey]

I may have vomited in my mouth a little,trying to read this thread.
Somebody has way the fuck too much time on their hands.
or too much hands on their times.

The Gaunlet was just having a little fun by posting this...but I thought that would have been obvious.

[ppbebe]

who's got better moves axl or my ava? 

but I thought that would have been obvious.

't was to most of us. don't worry.

[WTTJ_91]

Let's see in one corner we have a man who has written some of rocks greatest anthems , while also creating beautifully orchestrated ballads , not to mention the ability to sing in numerous keys , this would also be the same man who basically invented the "snake" lead singer dance , the same man who appears on countless best singers list , the man who has gone through so many incarnations of his band it's not even funny just so that at the end of the day it will still exist , the same man who despite all odds and talk relesaed an album no one thought would ever exist. In the other corner we have a man with 3 VH1 reality tv shows and really bad blonde extensions....

  it is that simple folks!