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APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
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APRIL FOOLS: GN'R to enter food & beverages market
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Yes, it was a joke. I had to do something and this one took about five minutes.... /jarmo
BAYONNE, NJ ---- Apr 1, 2009: 3:02PM
For immediate release:
Guns N' Roses in cooperation with Monster Energy? will launch a limited edition GN'R branded energy drink.
The drink will be sold in limited quantities during the GN'R tour to those who have a hard time staying awake past 10PM.
It's also worth nothing that the drink has been specially created to go well with vodka.
In addition to this exciting new GN'R energy drink, the band have also worked with world renowned chefs to create special GN'R sandwiches. These sandwiches will be available in limited numbers at the shows.
Sandwiches on the menu include Hummus Of Dreams, Pastrami On The Rye, Prosciutte and B.L.T.
All organic and delicious.
So next time you attend a GN'R show, you won't have to be hungry or tired!!!
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April Fools
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what? no source for that..........
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GNR chinese stew and bitter-sweet better chocolate bar should follow.
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HAHA, Gotta be April Fool's joke
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has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
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That sounds really good actually, I wish it wasn't an April Fools! I know it is though...
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hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy
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Quote from: DeN on April 01, 2009, 03:32:27 PM
hmm Pastrami On The Rye, yummy
Or Catcher On The Rye HA HA
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Quote from: w.axl.rose on April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them
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as report has it jarmo has already tried the drink with vodka and felt sick. he's a non drinker anyway.
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Good one.
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Please, Jarmo would never make jokes about his favorite state in the USA, NEW JERSEY!
Especially a mecca such as Bayonne, famous for smoke stacks and serious pollution.
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Haha, would be hilarious if this was true!
They should sell it in regular shops too
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That's great....stick it to the whiners!!!!
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Aprils fools is dead and gone, ur the fool 4 carryin on!
lol
You just got rhymed!
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April Fools.
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Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!
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Quote from: seely on April 01, 2009, 04:24:39 PM
Grr, i believed it when i first saw it!!!
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Quote from: Etoile on April 01, 2009, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: w.axl.rose on April 01, 2009, 03:29:58 PM
has too. Jarmo dont post news like this without a source
would be funny if some folks reposted those erm news on other forums and lost their heads over them
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