Duct Tape

[cineater]

ahahaha, won't be peeking in those packages.

That's not me, it's the kid.

[polluxlm]

Is the girl single?

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Is the girl single?

Which one?

[polluxlm]

There is only one girl in that pic.

If you think there's two, all the better for you.

[cineater]

She's taken by former Marine's Special Forces hence the duct tape on his gift.

Or the boy could be lying and while I like him a lot, if I can't trust what comes out of your mouth, you just need to quit talking and I have the duct tape to enforce that.

Unfortunately, the woman is single.  She would have prefered I used the Christmas duct tape to attach the Santa hat to my father's tombstone instead of the silver so next year.....

Duct tape and WD40, I can fix anything.

[cineater]

I did a tagless Christmas one year, no names on the gifts.  All those gifts under the tree and they don't know which package to shake.  Christmas day you tell them which theme paper, like all the gifts wrapped in Santa, is for them.  Makes them completely nuts.  I had a great time.

[CheapJon]

I did a tagless Christmas one year, no names on the gifts.  All those gifts under the tree and they don't know which package to shake.  Christmas day you tell them which theme paper, like all the gifts wrapped in Santa, is for them.  Makes them completely nuts.  I had a great time.

cool, hope i remember that one