WWE Game XI: Stable Warfare

[Sober_times]

Fuckin Hilarious.   

[Gnrfan]

One of the funniest things i have ever read. Brilliant. I Say blow up should get Festus every game 

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I Say blow up should get Festus every game 

No!!

I shall only ever pick Festus again if he appears to be having regular TV matches or a Tag Title feud. Though I suspect Miz and Morrison will win at WM. Will the titles become exclusive to one brand after that? 

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Sim Snuka.

Smackdown
Curt Hawkins, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Festus, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, Nikki Bella, The Great Khali, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel, Hornswoggle, Tyson Kidd.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Bam Neely, Batista, Boogeyman, DH Smith, D'Lo Brown, Gavin Spears, Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Manu, Ryan Braddock, Scotty Goldman, Val Venis, Victoria.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Stephanie Mcmahon, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vicki Guerrero, Vince Mcmahon.

ECW
Carlito = 12
John Morrison = 5
Tommy Dreamer = 12
Evan Bourne = 12
Tyson Kidd = 5
Jack Swagger = 5

D: John Cena, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, Brie Bella ($55,000) = 12
Malcolm: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Vladimir Kozlov, Candice Michelle, Maria ($120,000) = 0
slash666: Jeff Hardy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill ($100,000) = 0
Hammy: Triple H, Beth Phoenix, Kane, Trish Stratus, Chavo Guerrero ($80,000) = 0
Timothy: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Shane Mcmahon, Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox ($60,000) = 12
High_times: Edge, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michelle McCool, JTG, Layla ($80,000) = 0
Mr Cowbell: Rosa Mendes, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Ricky Ortiz ($0) = 0
BlowUpYourVideo: Chris Jericho, The Miz, Katie Lea Burchill, Maryse, Jillian ($0) = 0
Jim: Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Shad Gaspard, Gail Kim ($100,000) = 0
Evolution: CM Punk, Melina, Carlito, Primo Colon, Natalya ($0) = 12
sweet616: Undertaker, The Brian Kendrick, William Regal, Santino Marella, The Rock ($0) = 0
Gnrfan: John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Hurricane Helms, Umaga, Christian ($0) = 10

1. Evolution = 559
2. Hammy = 492
3. Jim = 469
4. Gnrfan = 459
5. slash666 = 447
6. BlowUpYourVideo = 429
=. high_times = 429
8. Malcolm = 368
9. sweet616 = 362
10. D = 334
11. Timothy08 = 287
12. Mr Cowbell = 229

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($235,000) = 1657
2. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1608
3. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($120,000) = 1585

I've won Ricky Steamboat and High_times has won Jimmy Snuka, both at a cost of $20,000 I'll be abusing the 7 day rule to the max, before it vanishes at the completion of this game. 

[D]

55k on Roddy Piper

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Sim Snuka.

Smackdown
Curt Hawkins, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Festus, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, Nikki Bella, The Great Khali, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel, Hornswoggle, Tyson Kidd.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Bam Neely, Batista, Boogeyman, DH Smith, D'Lo Brown, Gavin Spears, Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Manu, Ryan Braddock, Scotty Goldman, Val Venis, Victoria.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Stephanie Mcmahon, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vicki Guerrero, Vince Mcmahon.

Smackdown
Kane = 12
Finlay = 12
Shelton Benjamin = 12
Christian = 12
Mark Henry = 5
MVP = 5
CM Punk = 5
Kofi Kingston = 5
Big Show = 12
Biscuits N' Gravy = 5 Each
Rey Mysterio = 12
Chavo Guerrero = 5
The Colons = 12 Each
Brie Bella = 12
Miz N' Morrison = 5 Each
Nikki Bella = 5
Maryse = 10
Michelle McCool = 5
R-Truth = 5
Matt Hardy = 12


D: John Cena, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, Brie Bella ($55,000) = 17
Malcolm: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Vladimir Kozlov, Candice Michelle, Maria ($120,000) = 0
slash666: Jeff Hardy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill ($100,000) = 17
Hammy: Triple H, Beth Phoenix, Kane, Trish Stratus, Chavo Guerrero ($80,000) = 17
Timothy: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Shane Mcmahon, Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox ($60,000) = 24
High_times: Edge, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michelle McCool, JTG, Layla ($80,000) = 5
Mr Cowbell: Rosa Mendes, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Ricky Ortiz ($0) = 10
BlowUpYourVideo: Chris Jericho, The Miz, Katie Lea Burchill, Maryse, Jillian ($0) = 15
Jim: Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Shad Gaspard, Gail Kim ($100,000) = 24
Evolution: CM Punk, Melina, Carlito, Primo Colon, Natalya ($0) = 29
sweet616: Undertaker, The Brian Kendrick, William Regal, Santino Marella, The Rock ($0) = 0
Gnrfan: John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Hurricane Helms, Umaga, Christian ($0) = 17

1. Evolution = 588
2. Hammy = 509
3. Jim = 493
4. Gnrfan = 476
5. slash666 = 464
6. BlowUpYourVideo = 444
7. high_times = 434
8. Malcolm = 368
9. sweet616 = 362
10. D = 351
11. Timothy08 = 311
12. Mr Cowbell = 239

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($235,000) = 1715
2. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1671
3. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($120,000) = 1639

[Gnrfan]

Well this game is over!

Its a fight for the top 3 no. 2nd and 3rd could be interesting by the end of Mania

[Hammy]

Well this game is over!

Its a fight for the top 3 no. 2nd and 3rd could be interesting by the end of Mania

Speak for yourself!  It ain't over 'til its over 

[BlowUpYourVideo]

What the hell is Gail Kim doing?! I could've got some lovely Maryse retain points there. Interrupt some other match, you interfering wench.

[Gnrfan]

Well this game is over!

Its a fight for the top 3 no. 2nd and 3rd could be interesting by the end of Mania

Speak for yourself!  It ain't over 'til its over 

I do speak fo myself. And i speak for you. It over you'd need to be within 30 or 40 points to even stand a chance come mania night. All of Evos team will be on Mania so i reckon you'll have to score close to 90 points more than him on Mania which i can't see happening epecially if The Colons win the tag match.

Keep Dreaming Hammy

[Hammy]

Well this game is over!

Its a fight for the top 3 no. 2nd and 3rd could be interesting by the end of Mania

Speak for yourself!  It ain't over 'til its over 

I do speak fo myself. And i speak for you. It over you'd need to be within 30 or 40 points to even stand a chance come mania night. All of Evos team will be on Mania so i reckon you'll have to score close to 90 points more than him on Mania which i can't see happening epecially if The Colons win the tag match.

Keep Dreaming Hammy

It's unlikely but anything is possible, there is still "hope".

79 points difference, say going in I've sliced it down to 65.

Triple H retains in the Main Event, 45 and Kane is a 12 pointer, Trish shows up and wins and has 3 eliminations, 35 points, Beth gets a couple, 18 points and Steamboat wins 20 points.  130 points.

Colons don't win so they total 4 points, Punk gets 12, Melina and Nattie get a few eliminations between them, 26 in total from them, thats 42 points and to the 65 difference 107.

Fine those are close to my perfect scenarios, and I'm partially embarrased because I sound like D.

Ermm...attention swerve...

Billy Gunn rules!

 

[Gnrfan]

Well this game is over!

Its a fight for the top 3 no. 2nd and 3rd could be interesting by the end of Mania

Speak for yourself!  It ain't over 'til its over 

I do speak fo myself. And i speak for you. It over you'd need to be within 30 or 40 points to even stand a chance come mania night. All of Evos team will be on Mania so i reckon you'll have to score close to 90 points more than him on Mania which i can't see happening epecially if The Colons win the tag match.

Keep Dreaming Hammy

It's unlikely but anything is possible, there is still "hope".

79 points difference, say going in I've sliced it down to 65.

Triple H retains in the Main Event, 45 and Kane is a 12 pointer, Trish shows up and wins and has 3 eliminations, 35 points, Beth gets a couple, 18 points and Steamboat wins 20 points.  130 points.

Colons don't win so they total 4 points, Punk gets 12, Melina and Nattie get a few eliminations between them, 26 in total from them, thats 42 points and to the 65 difference 107.

Fine those are close to my perfect scenarios, and I'm partially embarrased because I sound like D.

Ermm...attention swerve...

Billy Gunn rules!

 

Well with that belief i have a chance.

If Christian wins MITB and then Morrison wins his tag. Swagger gets a last minute match and defends Umaga and Helms are lumberjacks and then after Edge beats Cena and Big Show.... Christian comes out and beats Edge for the title..... Maybe i can win too

[D]

Shit, I can still win then!

John Cena wins the world title 55pts, Mark Henry wins MITB and then cashes it in against Orton Cena and wins, that would give me 53 for Cena, 83 for Henry, Roddy Piper wins 20, Brie Bella eliminates a bunch of people and gets me 30, Evan Bourne gets a last minute ECW title match and wins  for 50


u know what? All that and I'd still lose!

[Hammy]

Bah! Mine was in the depths of realism, if I'd wanted to be really stupid I'd of added in Kane winning and cashing in.

To quote Stevie, "I'll show you, you'll see" (hopefully) 

Although on the subject of MITB we are due to have someone cash it in on the night, just to mix it up.  JBL keeps promising a big surprise at 'Mania, maybe he buys it off the winner, cashes in and loses (we are due someone to lose their match to).

[Gnrfan]

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($235,000) = 1715
2. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1671
3. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($120,000) = 1639[/i]

The Stable War has ended up being really close. Looking at the teams i think the Dynsaty will win but with less than 80 points seperating all 3 teams. If by the time Mania rolls around its down to 60 i think its anyones. Still think the team with the highest placed captain should get extra points though

[D]

Are we doing another stable game?

[Hammy]

Are we doing another stable game?

Or a Tag Game?
Will TNA ever become permanent?
Will we start relegating people to a "2nd Division"?
Will anyone ever repeat?
Who will be the first ever inductee to the WWE Game Hall of Fame?
Will the WWE Game Awards return?
Who was the Lonestar and is he ever destined to debut?
Will BlowUpYourVideo ever pick Festus and/or Jesse again?
Who will run the game when me and Evolution retire?
Who actually makes up HTGTH WWE Game Management?

All many more questions, for which we don't have answers or don't want to reveal answers. 

[Gnrfan]

Are we doing another stable game?

Or a Tag Game?

Maybe.

Will TNA ever become permanent?

No

Will we start relegating people to a "2nd Division"?

No.

Will anyone ever repeat?

Yes but hopefully not D

Who will be the first ever inductee to the WWE Game Hall of Fame?

If it ever actually happens i'd say it'll be Evo!

Will the WWE Game Awards return?

Yes. Hammy wont be able to resist.

Who was the Lonestar and is he ever destined to debut?

Who? and probally no.

Will BlowUpYourVideo ever pick Festus and/or Jesse again?

Its a sure thing

Who will run the game when me and Evolution retire?

No one. I reckon it will fold. But then i cant see you guys giving it up.

Who actually makes up HTGTH WWE Game Management?

Bret Hart, Billy Gunn, Hammy, Adam Ryland, Vince Russo, Braden Walker, Jim, an unnamed McMahon, Evo & Elvis 

glad i can clear that up!

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Sim Snuka.

Smackdown
Chavo Guerrero, Curt Hawkins, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Festus, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, Nikki Bella, The Great Khali, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel, Hornswoggle, Tyson Kidd.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Molly Holly, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon, Torrie Wilson, Victoria.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Bam Neely, Batista, Boogeyman, DH Smith, D'Lo Brown, Gavin Spears, Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Manu, Ryan Braddock, Scotty Goldman, Val Venis.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Stephanie Mcmahon, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vicki Guerrero, Vince Mcmahon.

RAW
Kane = 37
CM Punk = 15
Kofi Kingston = 10
Christian = 10
MVP = 10
Finlay = 5
Mark Henry = 10
Shelton Benjamin = 10
Big Show = 12
John Cena = 5
Rey Mysterio = 12
JBL = 5
Chris Jericho = 12
Jerry ?The King? Lawler = 5
Melina, Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Eve, Gail Kim, Alicia Fox, Tiffany, Brie Bella & Maria = 12 Each
Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Layla, Jillian, Michelle McCool, Maryse, Katie Lea Burchill, Nikki Bella & Natalya = 5 Each

D: John Cena, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, Brie Bella ($55,000) = 27
Malcolm: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Vladimir Kozlov, Candice Michelle, Maria ($120,000) = 12
slash666: Jeff Hardy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill ($100,000) = 27
Hammy: Triple H, Beth Phoenix, Kane, Trish Stratus, Ricky Steamboat ($60,000) = 42
Timothy: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Shane Mcmahon, Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox ($60,000) = 10
High_times: Edge, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michelle McCool, JTG, Layla ($80,000) = 15
Mr Cowbell: Rosa Mendes, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Ricky Ortiz ($0) = 15
BlowUpYourVideo: Chris Jericho, The Miz, Katie Lea Burchill, Maryse, Jillian ($0) = 27
Jim: Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Shad Gaspard, Gail Kim ($100,000) = 36
Evolution: CM Punk, Melina, Carlito, Primo Colon, Natalya ($0) = 32
sweet616: Undertaker, The Brian Kendrick, William Regal, Santino Marella, The Rock ($0) = 0
Gnrfan: John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Hurricane Helms, Umaga, Christian ($0) = 10

1. Evolution = 620
2. Hammy = 551
3. Jim = 529
4. slash666 = 491
5. Gnrfan = 486
6. BlowUpYourVideo = 471
7. high_times = 449
8. Malcolm = 380
9. D = 378
10. sweet616 = 362
11. Timothy08 = 321
12. Mr Cowbell = 254

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($215,000) = 1820
2. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1733
3. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($120,000) = 1725

Dropped Chavo for Steamboat, High_times still needs to pick up Snuka and D has won Roddy Piper for $55,000.

[slash666]

$20,000 on Nikki Bella