WWE Game XI: Stable Warfare

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Screw it, 60k on Katie Lea

[AtariLegend]

I know I have nothing to do with this thread; but I'm shocked Jimmy Wang Yang never made it as someone's final pick.

Rubbish or not, he still gets on TV.

[Hammy]

I know I have nothing to do with this thread; but I'm shocked Jimmy Wang Yang never made it as someone's final pick.

Rubbish or not, he still gets on TV.

He's scored 15 points all game, he is essentially worthless.

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Sim Snuka.

Smackdown
Brie Bella, Curt Hawkins, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Festus, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, Natalya, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel, Hornswoggle, Katie Lea Burchill.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Bam Neely, Batista, Boogeyman, DH Smith, D'Lo Brown, Gavin Spears, Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Manu, Ryan Braddock, Scotty Goldman, Val Venis, Victoria.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Stephanie Mcmahon, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vicki Guerrero, Vince Mcmahon.

Smackdown
Triple H = 12
Vladimir Kozlov = 5
MVP = 42
Shelton Benjamin = -5
Shawn Michaels = 12
Kane = 5
Jeff Hardy = 12
The Brian Kendrick = 5
Undertaker = 12
JBL = 5

D: John Cena, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, Nikki Bella ($75,000) = 0
Malcolm: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Vladimir Kozlov, Candice Michelle, Maria ($120,000) = 5
slash666: Jeff Hardy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill ($100,000) = 54
Hammy: Triple H, Beth Phoenix, Kane, Trish Stratus, Chavo Guerrero ($80,000) = 17
Timothy: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Shane Mcmahon, Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox ($60,000) = -5
High_times: Edge, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michelle McCool, JTG, Layla ($80,000) = 5
Mr Cowbell: Rosa Mendes, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Ricky Ortiz ($0) = 0
BlowUpYourVideo: Chris Jericho, The Miz, The Great Khali, Maryse, Jillian ($60,000) = 0
Jim: Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Shad Gaspard, Gail Kim ($100,000) = 12
Evolution: CM Punk, Melina, Carlito, Primo Colon, Tyson Kidd ($30,000) = 0
sweet616: Undertaker, The Brian Kendrick, William Regal, Santino Marella, The Rock ($0) = 17
Gnrfan: John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Hurricane Helms, Umaga, Christian ($0) = 0

1. Evolution = 535
2. Hammy = 487
3. Jim = 452
4. Gnrfan = 437
5. BlowUpYourVideo = 429
6. high_times = 424
7. slash666 = 418
8. Malcolm = 368
9. sweet616 = 352
10. D = 317
11. Timothy08 = 270
12. Mr Cowbell = 205

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($255,000) = 1608
2. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($210,000) = 1537
3. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1535

Current Bids:

BlowUpYourVideo: $60,000 on Katie Lea Burchill
Faraday: $30,000 on Natalya
D: $20,000 on Brie Bella.

[Gnrfan]

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($255,000) = 1608
2. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($210,000) = 1537
3. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1535[/i]

Look at us. Is it possible that after being last this whole game Our stable won't come last?

[slash666]

Wow MVP actually pays off 

[Evolution]

You'll need to go to 31k, I bid a few posts back.

Actually, I was trying to outbid you. For some reason, I had it in my head, 30k was higher than... well, 30k.

I'll try that again:

AHEM. 31k on Katie Lea please

I'll remember this.

30k on Natalya.

Switch Tyson for his bint.

[Hammy]

BlowUpYourVideo: $60,000 on Katie Lea Burchill
D: $20,000 on Brie Bella.

Biddings finished on both, you are free to pick them up, usual 7 days applies from the moment your 48 hours expired which I cannot bothered figuring out at this moment in time especially since I KNOW you'll both drop 'em soon because you want them for ECW right?  (remember that rule is gone after this game peeps and when you bid for someone in the next game you have to state who you will be dropping if you win them, simple change to stop the stalling process)

Edit: *Coming Soon: The B, F & J Chronicles*

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I'll drop Khali (whatever happened to him?)


B, F & J Chronicles eh??.......

[Evolution]

I've just read the all-Divas ECW is scrapped. And Tyson Kidd has a tag match tomorrow night. Fucking wonderful.

[Hammy]

I've just read the all-Divas ECW is scrapped. And Tyson Kidd has a tag match tomorrow night. Fucking wonderful.

Well, at least you have Carlito on the show, you still have a solid lead, I wouldn't get too worried if I was you, heck I don't even know if Trish Stratus is doing 'Mania    Saying that there are still 7 or 8 people confirmed for 'Mania available to draft.

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Sim Snuka.

Smackdown
Brie Bella, Curt Hawkins, Eve Torres, Ezekiel Jackson, Festus, Jesse, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, The Great Khali, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel, Hornswoggle, Tyson Kidd.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Honky Tonk Man, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Jimmy Snuka, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Rob Van Dam, Roddy Piper, Ron Simmons, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr, The Goon.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Bam Neely, Batista, Boogeyman, DH Smith, D'Lo Brown, Gavin Spears, Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Kevin Thorn, Kizarny, Manu, Ryan Braddock, Scotty Goldman, Val Venis, Victoria.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Ranjin Singh, Stephanie Mcmahon, Tazz, Theodore Long, Tiffany, Todd Grisham, Tony Atlas, Vicki Guerrero, Vince Mcmahon.

RAW
Mickie James = 12
Santino Marella = 5
Rey Mysterio = 12
William Regal = 5
Edge = 5
Big Show = 5
CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Christian & MVP = 12 Each
Kane, Mark Henry, Finlay & Shelton Benjamin = 5 Each
Jeff Hardy = 12
Dolph Ziggler = 5

D: John Cena, Mark Henry, Evan Bourne, Ted Dibiase, Nikki Bella ($75,000) = 5
Malcolm: Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Vladimir Kozlov, Candice Michelle, Maria ($120,000) = 0
slash666: Jeff Hardy, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, Kelly Kelly, Paul Burchill ($100,000) = 29
Hammy: Triple H, Beth Phoenix, Kane, Trish Stratus, Chavo Guerrero ($80,000) = 5
Timothy: Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Shane Mcmahon, Tommy Dreamer, Mike Knox ($60,000) = 5
High_times: Edge, John Bradshaw Layfield, Michelle McCool, JTG, Layla ($80,000) = 5
Mr Cowbell: Rosa Mendes, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, Mickie James, Ricky Ortiz ($0) = 24
BlowUpYourVideo: Chris Jericho, The Miz, Katie Lea Burchill, Maryse, Jillian ($0) = 0
Jim: Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, Big Show, Shad Gaspard, Gail Kim ($100,000) = 17
Evolution: CM Punk, Melina, Carlito, Primo Colon, Natalya ($0) = 12
sweet616: Undertaker, The Brian Kendrick, William Regal, Santino Marella, The Rock ($0) = 10
Gnrfan: John Morrison, Jack Swagger, Hurricane Helms, Umaga, Christian ($0) = 12

1. Evolution = 547
2. Hammy = 492
3. Jim = 469
4. Gnrfan = 449
5. slash666 = 447
6. BlowUpYourVideo = 429
=. high_times = 429
8. Malcolm = 368
9. sweet616 = 362
10. D = 322
11. Timothy08 = 275
12. Mr Cowbell = 229

Stables

1. The Dynasty: D, Jim, Hammy, sweet616 ($255,000) = 1645
2. Supreme Machines: Gnrfan, high_times, slash666, Timothy ($240,000) = 1586
3. The Stable With No Name: Malcolm, BlowUpYourVideo, Mr Cowbell, Evolution ($120,000) = 1573

[Hammy]

$20,000 on Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I was about to make a bid there for Piper or Snuka but appear to have run out of money. Hmmm. Can I have some of my Katie Lea money back please??


Worth a try.




Also, I have a feeling high_times is going to overtake me by the end of this game.

[Sober_times]

Bid 20k Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. 

[D]

Drop Natayla for Brie Bella

[Gnrfan]

Drop Natayla for Brie Bella

I don't understand D... do you even have Natayla to drop?

I thought Natayla was Evo's

[D]

Drop Natayla for Brie Bella

I don't understand D... do you even have Natayla to drop?

fuck

nikki bella for brie

[Hammy]

The BlowUpYourVideo, Festus & Jesse Chronicles

May 12th 2007 (Game VI) I drop Viscera for Jesse Dalton. I have no idea which one that is, but I want one of them.

May 19th Where the fuck were the Daltons?? 

May 26th Taylor gets me 1 poxy point and there's no Daltons??

To quote Comic Book Guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.

June 30th (Tag Game 4)
DAMMIT. 

Who's idea was it to bring the Daltons in, let me trade one of my guys in the singles game for one of them, take them off TV and bring them back again after I had got rid of the one I used a trade on??

...deep breath.

August 4th Will the Daltons hurry up and debut already? 

August 23rd (Game VII - Drafting) OK, the choices aren't great, but I'm going to pick Jesse and Festus Dalton. Hopefully, they'll wrestle during this game's existence.

September 11th (Tag Game 5 - Drafting) We pick Festus Dalton.

(YES!)

October 9th (Game VII) despite my average placing in the scores, I have faith in my team. Especially now that Jesse and Festus are on the scene.

October 21st Also, where were Jesse and Festus on Smackdown? 

January 1st 2008 (Game VIII - Drafting) I was going to pick Mickie James   ...

Oh well, I'll take the next best thing, my main man Festus.

January 5th (Tag Game 6 - Drafting) Festus 

January 6th Jesse

January 27th (Game VIII) Festus doesn't need help. He kills people when the bell rings and gets me loads of points! Get him back on TV now! 

March 20th (Game IX - Drafting) Oh yeah, the game. Er...I'll take Festus.

On a hilarious side note, I accidentally typed 'Fetus' the first time around

March 28th Jesse

(Man, I have a thing for this team)

April 23rd Festus is incapacitated thanks to the bloody Undertaker.

July 3rd I mean, whatever happened to Jesse and Fe(s)tus? If they came back and won the Tag Team Titles and defended them every week I could win. But what are the odds of that happening?

July 21st And who chose Hawkins and Ryder to win the Tag Titles over Biscuits n' Gravy? WHO?

August 7th (Game X ? Drafting) I must be destined to have these guys on my team until the end of time:

Jesse and Festus please

August 10th (Game X ? Drafting) If Biscuits n' Gravy could win the tag titles and defend them a coupla times, that would be nice. Though I had them in the current game and still no title reign.  But I think one could be right around the corner....

August 28th (Tag Game 8 ? Drafting) Uncle Festus for us

September 6th (Game X) Note to bookers of Smackdown: you have Tag Team Champions. Put them in a feud with Jesse and Festus. They're the only other team on the show.

September 12th My performances in these games are up and down like a bloody yo-yo.

First game, finished quite high. Next few games, meh. Last game, THIRD. This game, I get to watch Jesse and Festus do NOTHING despite being only one of two teams on Smackdown. Kane needs to have matches instead of appearing on the Titantron with a damn mask. I fully expect him to begin squashing jobbers next week.

That's my complaint of the day.

September 13th Oi! I believe I get 5 points for Festus KIDNAPPING KENNY DYKSTRA AND WHEELING HIM AWAY RATHER THAN PINNING HIM AND GETTING ME A NICE 12 POINTS INSTEAD!! 

On another note, I drop Kelly Kelly for Manu. 

EDIT: I just realised, Jesse rang the bell. Was the match not official??.....

September 14th Hammy can have the wooden spoon of he wants. I don't wanna win the damn thing twice... 

Oh, and my "infatuation" with Festus died about the time he came out DRESSED AS A FUCKING REMOVAL MAN AND KIDNAPPED KENNY DYKSTRA INSTEAD OF WRESTLING A MATCH.  Gah.

September 16th (Tag Game 8 ) Despite the presence of the traitor Festus on our team, I think we have a decent shot at winning with guys like Manu, DiBiase, Kendrick etc. who should get us decent points regularly.

I shall make a bold prediction: we will win this game. 

(But no avatar stipulations for me please...)

September 17th (Game X) You know, if Jesse and Festus randomly won the Tag Team Titles and defended them regularly, possibly on a PPV, I could win! (Kane not being a lunatic who gets himself DQ'd would also help...)

What are the odds of Jesse and Festus winning the Tag Team Titles in a gimmick match in the main event of a PPV??.....

September 20th (Game X) I will not get angry here, I just wish to make an observation: why don't they have Festus pin his opponent and then he can tie the guy up and drag him off backstage? That way, I shall get a nice 12 points from him every week. That is all. 


IT'S NOT THAT FRICKING HARD 

September 20th (Tag Game 8 ) We just want rid of Festus.

OK, that's it, I shall mention my displeasure at Festus's performance this game no more. I shall say nothing else on the matter.

September 23rd (Game X) It's obvious what my team is lacking: surnames. I would be higher if they were still Jesse and Festus Dalton. Remember that?

September 24th Look, I know what I'm doing, OK?

....


It's all mind games....


And Festus doesn't deserve a pick-up truck. Not after failing me and causing me to possibly win the wooden spoon again.

OK, that's it, I shall mention my displeasure at Festus's performance this game no more. I shall say nothing else on the matter.

- BlowUp (20th Sep)

Haha, yeah right.

September 27th (Tag Game 8 )

WOW the Colons won the titles? Thats nuts, I didnt see that coming. Makes me want to go out and ring a bell in the street.

  - Cowbell

^Maybe Festus will be motivated enough to win a damn match if you do.

September 30th (Game X) I just realised, I've been going on about Festus not getting me any points but what's Jesse got me??

ENRAGED, THAT'S WHAT HE'S GOT ME. 

October 4th I drop F-F-Fe-F-Fes..... Jesse.

If Biscuits n' Gravy win the tag titles or something, I quit. Quit this game. Completely. Never to return.

Same thing if Lance Cade comes out on Raw dressed as a guy from Pickfords....

October 11th I would have contributed more to the "who will win?" discussion but I've been too busy mourning my fall from grace. Well, the grace of third place anyway.

I see Festus won a match on SD. Thank god for that.

October 26th Festus needs to be voted into the US Title match. I have no idea why he's an option to be in that match (I don't recall the recent feud between Benjamin and Festus...) but it has to happen!

October 27th Which one of you bastards didn't vote for Festus? 

I know Hammy did. I must have at some point. Why did R-Truth get the match??!!

November 15th Festus - FORGET MARIA AND START WRESTLING MATCHES AGAIN DAMMIT.  Seriously though, I finished third last game with Jesse and Festus so I assumed that he would keep scoring well for me.

November 19th (Tag Game 8 ) I'm fucking cursed this game. Festus decides to stop wrestling and become a removal man/Maria stalker

November 29th (Game X) I loved that Miz n' Morrison bit with Festus after the match on SD.  . Plus, Festus got me 12 points in the WWE game for a change 

December 9th (Game XI ? Drafting) If I should pick Festus at some point, I want it to be refused and be made to pick again.

December 27th (Game XI - Drafting)

Festus !!

- Jim

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

December 30th  (Game X) OK, I need Festus to make a surprise appearance on ECW, win a #1 contender's tournament, beat Matt for the title and I may be in with a chance of not finishing last.

There's probably more chance of Turkay main eventing Wrestlemania 

January 2nd 2009 (Game XI) And if Festus does do better this game I will be mightily pissed off. 

February 24th I'll have you know that the first time I had Festus on my team, he got a lot of points. Also helpful was the fact I had Jesse too. When they started dressing as removal men and carting guys away without bothering to pin them was when it all went to shit. Then he disappeared from TV altogether.

That and I was in the mountains for a week away from internet.

- High_times

Was Festus there??

March 10th (Game XII ? Drafting) I wonder if Festus will get that elusive World Title feud this game...

March 25th We have reached the point we never thought we'd reach, people. Festus has been classified as 'inactive'. Truly a momentous time.


Has he been gone for that long?? 

Hope you all enjoyed the classic tale of these three, an adventure with many ups and many more downs that has continued over the years, and you never know, maybe Festus will win World Heavyweight Gold, next time BlowUpYourVideo picks him.

Hammy 

[BlowUpYourVideo]

It has been an epic trip to be sure. And hopefully it shall never happen again.

Unless I have good reason to pick him.

(I was wondering if the F and J was something to do with those two.....)