One Round Testicle

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

From The Sun-

An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest?s document has now come to light ?- 23 years after Jambor?s death.

The war tyrant?s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are:

"Hitler has only got one ball, G?ring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the kitchen wall, His mother, the dirty b??r, Chopped it off when he was small."

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic ? the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Jambor saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan?s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest?s account of how the medic saved Hitler?s life. He said: ?In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

?For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

?They called him the 'Screamer.' He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ?help, help.'

?His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ?Will I be able to have children?'"

Hitler?s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the ?one ball? song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

[Genesis]

I can't imagine what he would have done if he had two 

[polluxlm]

You read The Sun?

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Hitler?s genitals have long caused controversy.

Fuck everything else, this is what it's all about!

[Sin Cut]

I can't imagine what he would have done if he had two 

well the whole WW thing started when a jew said to him, "sir, you ain't got no balls to..."

[D]

maybe he did all that shit to compensate for only having one ball?

So had he not gotten cyclopsed on the ballsack, maybe he would've been something else.

[freedom78]

maybe he did all that shit to compensate for only having one ball?

So had he not gotten cyclopsed on the ballsack, maybe he would've been something else.

I have my doubts.  When was the last time you saw an army of testicular cancer survivors just going fucking crazy on people?

[polluxlm]

If I lost my balls I would certainly want to compensate in some way.

What could possibly be more masculine than to go shotgun on a crowd? Have 80s action movies thought you nothing!

[Mal Brossard]

I had heard he lost it to syphillis.