Jury Doodie

[The Dog]

sigh...  jury duty today    Thank god for free wifi, but still.  Talk about a snoozer.  Anyone have any thing thought provoking to share? maybe a good joke? maybe a good jury duty story?  perhaps a story about how you sat around for hours doing nothing?

Anything?

[Albert S Miller]

sigh...  jury duty today    Thank god for free wifi, but still.  Talk about a snoozer.  Anyone have any thing thought provoking to share? maybe a good joke? maybe a good jury duty story?  perhaps a story about how you sat around for hours doing nothing?

Anything?

Well I have never done jury doodie before, sorry it's so boring, what a waste of a day huh? Anyway do you know why blondes snort sweet n low?  Cause they think it's diet coke lol? Nothing against blondes, it's just a joke!! Hope I helped you forget about 30 seconds of your day anyway. 

[Axl4Prez2004]

In the spirit of your Simpsons-themed avatar, I remember Homer had a good solution...glasses with open eyes painted on them so you can take a nap. 

Have fun!   

[The Dog]

Thanks for the posts guys

I lucked out pretty awesomely today.  They didn't call my name and let me out at noon.  And, best of all, in Brooklyn, once you serve, you don't have to do it again for 8 years.

wow.

[freedom78]

Thanks for the posts guys

I lucked out pretty awesomely today.  They didn't call my name and let me out at noon.  And, best of all, in Brooklyn, once you serve, you don't have to do it again for 8 years.

wow.

So, by some strange definition, you "served"?  That's pretty sweet.  Kind of like the deal Bush got in 'Nam!

[The Dog]

Thanks for the posts guys

I lucked out pretty awesomely today.  They didn't call my name and let me out at noon.  And, best of all, in Brooklyn, once you serve, you don't have to do it again for 8 years.

wow.

So, by some strange definition, you "served"?  That's pretty sweet.  Kind of like the deal Bush got in 'Nam!

haha yeah, I guess.  I hope thats the only thing Bush an I have in common.  That and drinking a lot I guess

all you gotta do is show up, if you don't get called, thats good enough for them.   so many people in NYC I guess they can easily rotate people out.

[freedom78]

Thanks for the posts guys

I lucked out pretty awesomely today.  They didn't call my name and let me out at noon.  And, best of all, in Brooklyn, once you serve, you don't have to do it again for 8 years.

wow.

So, by some strange definition, you "served"?  That's pretty sweet.  Kind of like the deal Bush got in 'Nam!

haha yeah, I guess.  I hope thats the only thing Bush an I have in common.  That and drinking a lot I guess

all you gotta do is show up, if you don't get called, thats good enough for them.   so many people in NYC I guess they can easily rotate people out.

That's a pretty sweet system. 

[Axl4Prez2004]

(scary background music, dark tv screen, and a very deep voiced somber male narrator...)

fade in to a snapshot of Hil-Dog at his computer.

"He asked random strangers on the internet how he could shirk duty to his country"
(nervous female voice chimes in)  "How dangerous!"

fade in to a snapshot of Hil-Dog walking down the courthouse steps.
(deep voiced male narrator)
"Walking out on service to our great nation."
(nervous female voice chimes in)  "He doesn't even love our country!"

(deep voiced male narrator)
"Hil-Dog, not willing to serve...not ready to serve."

"I'm Senator Blutarsky, and I support this message" 

[freedom78]

(scary background music, dark tv screen, and a very deep voiced somber male narrator...)

fade in to a snapshot of Hil-Dog at his computer.

"He asked random strangers on the internet how he could shirk duty to his country"
(nervous female voice chimes in)  "How dangerous!"

fade in to a snapshot of Hil-Dog walking down the courthouse steps.
(deep voiced male narrator)
"Walking out on service to our great nation."
(nervous female voice chimes in)  "He doesn't even love our country!"

(deep voiced male narrator)
"Hil-Dog, not willing to serve...not ready to serve."

"I'm Senator Blutarsky, and I support this message" 

Hil Dog is three degrees of separation from domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.  He's on a message board with freedom78, who is married to a woman in an education program that is reading one of Ayers's books.  Knowing this, there's a pretty good chance that Hil Dog is the most dangerous person in America.

[The Dog]

Shit, i hope you guys didn't snap pictures of me today... i left my flag pin at home by accident.

[freedom78]

Shit, i hope you guys didn't snap pictures of me today... i left my flag pin at home by accident.

Terrorist.

[polluxlm]

Worst part is it won't be long till that is no longer just a joke.

Good one though.