Are You A Public Urinator?

[w.axl.rose]

its from an episode of Seinfeld. when our very own Mr. George Costanza pisses in the gym shower

[The Chad Cometh]

Freaks.

Entrapment anyone? 

It was George that took the piss by the way 

[Layne Staley's Sunglasses]

Like msaxl said earlier, I think peeing in your shower is downright dumb.  There is a toilet right in the same room!

But, I have my own story to tell.

There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation. 

[Genesis]

There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation. 

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you

[The Chad Cometh]

There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation. 

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you

Isn't that an urban myth from like 25 years ago?

[Genesis]

There were these annoying kids that would swim with me in our swimming pool.  I absolutely abhorred them.  Right when they would come in, I would leave, but not before leaving them a token of my love and appreciation. 

You can't try that in the pool I go to. They add some sort of chemical to the water, so that if you pee, it reacts with the urea and turns a bright blue around you

Isn't that an urban myth from like 25 years ago?

Damn, I've been fooled.

[crazycheryl]

Ok. In college house parties would be so crowded, that literally you had to go outside or hold it and the houses that we traveled to weren't right next door to each other. I have pictures of people pissing outside.

My two best urinating outside stories:

1. In college pissed in a bush and fell and woke up the next day with those sticker weeds stuck in my bush hair.
2. Went to a trade show with a bunch of colleagues and the trade show served drinks, kind of liquored up on the way home, stuck in 2 MPH traffic, got out of a van, ran into a port-o-pot on the highway - they were of course doing construction and got out while the van had only moved maybe 100 feet. Not really public but as public as I will go at this age.

[Sin Cut]

After you have to go the first time the beers just go straight thru.

Hell yes if I'm walking to a bar and need to go I just do it into some bush beside the sidewalk.

Sure I try to look that there ain't too many people walking since I'd hate to fight with my dick hanging out and pants halfway down.

I usually down a beer while doing it too.

It kinda fills the empty space the urine leaves behind.