Items where generic just doesn't cut it!!!

[freedom78]

I'm gonna have to say condoms.
Yeah, when it says ribbed for her pleasure...because it's bbq flavored..that's, that's not good.

Yeah, and then you end up with generic babies. 

[Mr. Redman]

cigarettes     no generic smokes for Bob.

Add cigars to that list, too.

If it's sold on the counter of a gas station, or by some guy whose cousin "smuggled them from Cuba"...it's probably not worth the money.

Yeah...though Gold Coast makes a halfway decent full flavor generic smoke, but Basic n' all those are nasty.

And the cigars, swishers are good to roll blunts, as are Garcia Vega's. Otherwise ya gotta hit the tobacco store for a damn good blunt.

[AxlsMainMan]

It's gotta' be Philadelphia cream cheese!

Nothing else will do

[Smoking Guns]

Lil' Debbie rolled cakes are NOT Hostess Ho Ho's.

Amen sister!  Leave it to the sex kitten to teach us about the benefits of Ho Ho's!   

Seriously, you are correct.  Swiss Cake Rolls are the cheap imitation.  Ho Ho's rule. 

Lil debbies are the shit!

[Smoking Guns]

It's gotta' be Philadelphia cream cheese!

Nothing else will do

Agree 100000000%!!!!!!!!!!  I can eat that shit plain, its so good!

[Axl4Prez2004]

Cool pops can only be done by Fla-Vor Ice!!!  Order of flavors best to worst (they're all good though) cherry, grape, lemon-lime, and orange...I think blue raspberry was added in but it's still alright!

ICEES vs. Slush-puppoes...now there's a tough one.  Kinda like Coke vs. Pepsi.  Both are fantastic! 

[D]

Generic Shampoos; may smell the same but dont do the hair the same justice

same as generic Colognes.

[Axl4Prez2004]

Generic Shampoos; may smell the same but dont do the hair the same justice

same as generic Colognes.

the last time I wore cologne was at a formal dance I think in college...I do remember buying Drakkar Noir in high school for the prom.   

yes on the shampoos.  My kids get the Johnson and Johnson's.  The imitations do not smell the same and don't work as well.  Plus, I swear the smell brings back great memories as a kid.   

Damn!  I almost forgot!  Ore-Ida Onion Rings!!!  There is no substitute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexkitten]

Cool pops can only be done by Fla-Vor Ice!!!  Order of flavors best to worst (they're all good though) cherry, grape, lemon-lime, and orange...I think blue raspberry was added in but it's still alright!

ICEES vs. Slush-puppoes...now there's a tough one.  Kinda like Coke vs. Pepsi.  Both are fantastic! 

But a Slurpee is equivalent to an Icee!  Oh god, I wish there were 7 eleven's in manhattan!  I'm jonesin' for one!

[Axl4Prez2004]

When I got out of the emergency room in February, the Icee was orgasmic!  44 ounces of pure heaven.  Layers of Cherry, cherry limeade, blue raspberry, and cola, topped by cherry.  Oh yeah, good stuff. 

[sexkitten]

When I got out of the emergency room in February, the Icee was orgasmic!  44 ounces of pure heaven.  Layers of Cherry, cherry limeade, blue raspberry, and cola, topped by cherry.  Oh yeah, good stuff. 

Omg!  That's sounds so amazing right now!  I love, love, love cherry limeade!    I want a slurpee!  Where do you get icee's?  I haven't had one in years.

[jazjme]

Cool pops can only be done by Fla-Vor Ice!!!  Order of flavors best to worst (they're all good though) cherry, grape, lemon-lime, and orange...I think blue raspberry was added in but it's still alright!

ICEES vs. Slush-puppoes...now there's a tough one.  Kinda like Coke vs. Pepsi.  Both are fantastic! 

But a Slurpee is equivalent to an Icee!  Oh god, I wish there were 7 eleven's in manhattan!  I'm jonesin' for one!

kitten there is one on 42nd st between 7th snf 8th ave!

But a Slurpee is equivalent to an Icee!  Oh god, I wish there were 7 eleven's in manhattan!  I'm jonesin' for one!
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[sexkitten]

Cool pops can only be done by Fla-Vor Ice!!!  Order of flavors best to worst (they're all good though) cherry, grape, lemon-lime, and orange...I think blue raspberry was added in but it's still alright!

ICEES vs. Slush-puppoes...now there's a tough one.  Kinda like Coke vs. Pepsi.  Both are fantastic! 

But a Slurpee is equivalent to an Icee!  Oh god, I wish there were 7 eleven's in manhattan!  I'm jonesin' for one!

kitten there is one on 42nd st between 7th snf 8th ave!

But a Slurpee is equivalent to an Icee!  Oh god, I wish there were 7 eleven's in manhattan!  I'm jonesin' for one!

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There is?  Do they have a slurpee machine? You work around the corner from there, right?  What days do you work?  I need to come in and visit you sometime.

[jazjme]

My bad its between, 8th and 9th on 42nd.... and at the moment Im working in Brooklyn near my place, by the place you got your makover for that concert!

[Genesis]

Jockey underwear. Though I feel women should not settle for second best and should stay naked.

[SLCPUNK]

I only wash my hair with Perrier.

Has anybody ever washed their hair with club soda and a twist of lime? It's so pedestrian.

[Axl4Prez2004]

I only wash my hair with Perrier.

Has anybody ever washed their hair with club soda and a twist of lime? It's so pedestrian.

Perrier, eh?  Sounds French!  I figured you for that SLC, our resident American-hater! 


The next one will sound silly...fish sticks.  Give me Van de Kamp's or Gorton's.  The store brands just don't taste good.
  

[freedom78]

I only wash my hair with Perrier.

Has anybody ever washed their hair with club soda and a twist of lime? It's so pedestrian.

Perrier, eh?  Sounds French!  I figured you for that SLC, our resident American-hater! 


The next one will sound silly...fish sticks.  Give me Van de Kamp's or Gorton's.  The store brands just don't taste good.
  

I bet he looks French, too.  And goes by "le Punk" while talking down about us.

[mrlee]

maryland cookies. bitches.

[AxlsMainMan]

It's gotta be Allen's apple juice!