WWE Game: Tag Team Edition 7: Clash of the Champions: Undisputed

[Hammy]

100k.

[Jim]

All our money and all our points.

[Jim]

... I take it back, I take it back!

[Hammy]

You been drinking again?

Since you didn't mention his name I guess I can let your bid slide....

Oh and since your here, you on last.fm yet?

[Jim]

No. Well. Yes. Err.

And no. Not yet. But I am going to sort it out, believe me, it's a reason to getting around to sorting out i-bloody-Tunes anyhow. I need my Collings and Herrin podcasts without having to go to the website to download them, dammit!

[Sober_times]

120k for henry

[Hammy]

160k

[Sober_times]

180k

[Hammy]

200k

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I don't think Mark Henry's ever been this popular before...

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Layla, Matt Striker, Melina, Robbie McAllister, Ron Simmons, Val Venis.

Smackdown
Cherry, Curt Hawkins, Funaki, Jesse, Maria, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Trevor Murdoch, Victoria, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Bam Neely, Kelly Kelly, Mark Henry, Mike Knox, Nunzio, Stevie Richards, Super Crazy, Tommy Dreamer.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase, The Goon, The Rock, Trish Stratus.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Balls Mahoney, Boogeyman, Candice Michelle, Dave Taylor, Drew McIntyre, Gregory Helms, James Curtis, Kenny Dykstra, Kevin Thorn, Rory McAllister, Torrie Wilson, William Regal.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Coach, Cousin Sal, Eve Torres, Floyd Mayweather Jnr, Jerry Lawler, Jimmy Kimmel, Lena Yada, Mick Foley, Ranjin Singh, Shane Mcmahon, Tazz, Vince Mcmahon.

Smackdown
Batista = 12
Umaga = 1
Edge = 12
Matt Hardy = 5
Big Show = 12
Kane = 12
Mark Henry = 5
MVP = 5
Vladimir Kozlov = 12
Domino = 5
Finlay = 12
Hornswoggle = 12
Edgeheads = 5 each
Natalya, Victoria and Maryse = 12 each
Michelle McCool, Cherry and Kelly Kelly = 5 each

The Job Squad: Triple H, Batista, John Morrison, Brian Kendrick, Shannon Moore, Paul Burchill, Colin Delaney, Hornswoggle ($240,000) = 24
The Brain Busters: Undertaker, Montel Vontavious Porter, John Bradshaw Layfield, The Miz, Mickie James, Domino, Jimmy Wang Yang, DH Smith ($240,000) = 10
Jim & Malcolm: Randy Orton, Big Show, Umaga, Cody Rhodes, JTG, Deuce, Big Daddy V, Snitsky ($240,000) = 13
Lawson Gun: John Cena, Shawn Michaels, The Great Khali, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Shad Gaspard, Chuck Palumbo, Ashley ($240,000) = 0
Ham & Beef: CM Punk, Ken Kennedy, Chavo Guerrero, Beth Phoenix, Festus, Katie Lea Burchill, Rey Mysterio, Natalya ($200,000) = 12
Blowup D'z Nutz: Kane, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Santino Marella, Shelton Benjamin, Vladimir Kozlov, Jeff Hardy, Ted Dibiase Jnr. ($0) = 29
Rose 666 Express: Edge, Chris Jericho, Finlay, Kofi Kingston, Lance Cade, Elijah Burke, Evan Bourne, Armando Estrada ($200,000) = 24

1. The Job Squad = 794
2. Blowup D'z Nutz = 782
3. The Brain Busters = 661
4. Ham & Beef = 612
5. Rose 666 Express = 596
6. Lawson Gun = 495
7. Jim & Malcolm = 454

[Hammy]

Time's up, and we won Mark Henry for $200,000....why? Because he's Biiiiiizzzzare.

Invisible Bonus Points for guessing which deceased wrestler that's payin' homage to.

And we drop him, for, er, Fetus.











Yep, did that on purpose.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Fetus.

What a great typo.


But no matter how many fetuses you get rid of, this game is down to us and The Job Squad. And if Matt defends the US Title a few times, Kozlov keeps squashing people and DiBiase Jnr wins the Tag Titles, we shall win EASY. Course, Triple H and Morrison losing their titles wouldn't hurt....


BTW, what's the most partners anyone has won tag games with?

[Hammy]

BTW, what's the most partners anyone has won tag games with?

2. Me and Timothy (T & S Outlaws, Me and you BlowUp/HammyTime Connection.

Other winners have been slash666 and axl_rose_700 (Rose 666 Express, Jim and Malcolm.

Not many people have won it really.

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Layla, Matt Striker, Melina, Robbie McAllister, Ron Simmons, Val Venis.

Smackdown
Cherry, Curt Hawkins, Festus, Funaki, Jesse, Maria, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Trevor Murdoch, Victoria, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Bam Neely, Kelly Kelly, Mike Knox, Nunzio, Stevie Richards, Super Crazy, Tommy Dreamer.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase, The Goon, The Rock, Trish Stratus.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Balls Mahoney, Boogeyman, Candice Michelle, Dave Taylor, Drew McIntyre, Gregory Helms, James Curtis, Kenny Dykstra, Kevin Thorn, Rory McAllister, Torrie Wilson, William Regal.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Coach, Cousin Sal, Eve Torres, Floyd Mayweather Jnr, Jerry Lawler, Jimmy Kimmel, Lena Yada, Mick Foley, Ranjin Singh, Shane Mcmahon, Tazz, Vince Mcmahon.

Night of Champions
Mickie James = 40
Katie Lea Burchill = 8
Mark Henry = 50
Kane = -2
Big Show = 8
Matt Hardy = 40
Chavo Guerrero = 10
Ted Dibiase = 50
Cody Rhodes = 40
Hardcore Holly = -2
Kofi Kingston = 50
Chris Jericho = -2
Edge = 40
Batista = 8
Triple H = 45
John Cena = 13
Miz N' Morrison = 40
Finlay = 8
Hornswoggle = 8

The Job Squad: Triple H, Batista, John Morrison, Brian Kendrick, Shannon Moore, Paul Burchill, Colin Delaney, Hornswoggle ($240,000) = 101
The Brain Busters: Undertaker, Montel Vontavious Porter, John Bradshaw Layfield, The Miz, Mickie James, Domino, Jimmy Wang Yang, DH Smith ($240,000) = 80
Jim & Malcolm: Randy Orton, Big Show, Umaga, Cody Rhodes, JTG, Deuce, Big Daddy V, Snitsky ($240,000) = 48
Lawson Gun: John Cena, Shawn Michaels, The Great Khali, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Shad Gaspard, Chuck Palumbo, Ashley ($240,000) = 11
Ham & Beef: CM Punk, Ken Kennedy, Chavo Guerrero, Beth Phoenix, Mark Henry, Katie Lea Burchill, Rey Mysterio, Natalya ($0) = 68
Blowup D'z Nutz: Kane, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Santino Marella, Shelton Benjamin, Vladimir Kozlov, Jeff Hardy, Ted Dibiase Jnr. ($0) = 88
Rose 666 Express: Edge, Chris Jericho, Finlay, Kofi Kingston, Lance Cade, Elijah Burke, Evan Bourne, Armando Estrada ($200,000) = 96

1. The Job Squad = 895
2. Blowup D'z Nutz = 870
3. The Brain Busters = 741
4. Rose 666 Express = 692
5. Ham & Beef = 680
6. Lawson Gun = 506
7. Jim & Malcolm = 502

[Evolution]

Time's up, and we won Mark Henry for $200,000....why? Because he's Biiiiiizzzzare.

Invisible Bonus Points for guessing which deceased wrestler that's payin' homage to.

The British Bulldog, Royal Rumble 1997.

[sweet616]

drop shannon more for hawkins

[Hammy]

drop shannon more for hawkins

No free trades, everyone costs money.

[Hammy]

Raw
Charlie Haas, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Jamie Noble, Jillian Hall, Layla, Matt Striker, Melina, Robbie McAllister, Ron Simmons, Val Venis.

Smackdown
Cherry, Curt Hawkins, Festus, Funaki, Jesse, Maria, Maryse, Michelle McCool, Trevor Murdoch, Victoria, Zach Ryder.

ECW
Bam Neely, Kelly Kelly, Mike Knox, Nunzio, Stevie Richards, Super Crazy, Tommy Dreamer.

Recurring Legends
Al Snow, Barry Windham, Bart Gunn, Bastion Booger, Bob Backlund, Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown, Dusty Rhodes, Flash Funk, Gangrel, Gillberg, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Kamala, Lita, Mae Young, Nikolai Volkoff, Iron Sheik, IRS, Pete Gas, Repo Man, Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, Scotty Two Hotty, Skinner, Steve Austin, Steve Blackman, Sgt. Slaughter, Sunny, Ted DiBiase Snr., The Goon, The Rock, Trish Stratus.

Injured/Inactive/Suspended/Released
Balls Mahoney, Boogeyman, Candice Michelle, Dave Taylor, Drew McIntyre, Gregory Helms, James Curtis, Kenny Dykstra, Kevin Thorn, Rory McAllister, Torrie Wilson, William Regal.

Non-Wrestling Recurring Characters
Coach, Cousin Sal, Eve Torres, Floyd Mayweather Jnr, Jerry Lawler, Jimmy Kimmel, Lena Yada, Mick Foley, Ranjin Singh, Shane Mcmahon, Tazz, Vince Mcmahon.

RAW
CM Punk = 74
Edge = -5
JBL = 5
Ted Dibiase = 12
Cody Rhodes = 12
Mickie James = 12
Kofi Kingston = 12
Jillian = 5
Chris Jericho = 1

The Job Squad: Triple H, Batista, John Morrison, Brian Kendrick, Shannon Moore, Paul Burchill, Colin Delaney, Hornswoggle ($240,000) = 0
The Brain Busters: Undertaker, Montel Vontavious Porter, John Bradshaw Layfield, The Miz, Mickie James, Domino, Jimmy Wang Yang, DH Smith ($240,000) = 17
Jim & Malcolm: Randy Orton, Big Show, Umaga, Cody Rhodes, JTG, Deuce, Big Daddy V, Snitsky ($240,000) = 12
Lawson Gun: John Cena, Shawn Michaels, The Great Khali, Hardcore Holly, Paul London, Shad Gaspard, Chuck Palumbo, Ashley ($240,000) = 0
Ham & Beef: CM Punk, Ken Kennedy, Chavo Guerrero, Beth Phoenix, Mark Henry, Katie Lea Burchill, Rey Mysterio, Natalya ($0) = 74
Blowup D'z Nutz: Kane, Matt Hardy, Carlito, Santino Marella, Shelton Benjamin, Vladimir Kozlov, Jeff Hardy, Ted Dibiase ($0) = 12
Rose 666 Express: Edge, Chris Jericho, Finlay, Kofi Kingston, Lance Cade, Elijah Burke, Evan Bourne, Armando Estrada ($200,000) = 8

1. The Job Squad = 895
2. Blowup D'z Nutz = 882
3. The Brain Busters = 758
4. Ham & Beef = 754
5. Rose 666 Express = 700
6. Jim & Malcolm = 514
7. Lawson Gun = 506

[Mr Cowbell ?]

What a difference 24 Hours Makes. WE overpaid for Mark Henry who was at most at anytime worth $20,000 tops. We scoop him up for all our cash. He wins the ECW Title. He should have it for awhile and gain us some decent points.

Then our Number 1 Pick Punk comes out and wins the title and defends it in the same night. Makes up for a lack of him doing much of anything lately. I cant see him having a long title run but atleast 1 ppv win and defense would help us out some more.

Natalaya at any time should become the Diva Champion.

We might have a small chance to do some damage now and catch up.