The "I Just Got Home Wasted"/"I'm Just Wasted Anyway" Thread...

[Chelle]

And yes, its nice but Im not even LEGAL TO DRINKKKK or DRIVE or DRINK AND DRIVE (not that I ever would)
Waiittt.. 20 right?? Are you in the US??? Whats the go with the US having such strict drinking laws, eh?

Ehe, 20... *cough* ... yes, and I never had a drink in my life   





... yes, it's bullshit.

[badapple81]

Had easily the best night out to date on Friday night! Was insane. Couple of pre-Heinekens at a bar before heading to Home Club all night. Started at 11 and the next thing I know they have everyone leave and go outside to 6am daylight! If only a day at work was that easy and fast?

Was all a blur.. worst part was when I almost went home with 2 bad bad bad bad rather large girls.. and im sure they were sisters lol .. best part when a cute girl (and older too.. 29!) came and rescued me?

[loretian]

ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL

Yes, today was officially "Zombie Pub Crawl" day.  Around 300 people got together, dressed as zombies (makeup and everything) and hit various pubs together.  The pubs were warned.  If you walked by them, they would say "Braains" to you.  All the time.  I didn't participate cause I had to work the whole day (Saturday), but I knew many people who were, and met them at one bar.  It was a tiny bar, and it was packed, in fact, so packed, that some of the "zombies" were actually drinking at the gay bar across the street.

Anyway.. it was fun... I drank for free cause the waitresses all know me.  But it was fun.   But now I'm back at work, I'm working.... still working.. got another two hours of work.. it's sat. night.. lame.. but it was a fun night!

[badapple81]

Well I was walking around like a zombie the next day!    The girl at the video store pretty much had to get my money out of my wallet for me lol And the guy at the coffee store pretty much had to guide me to where all the sugars and spoons are lol

[Chelle]

TRUSt she fucking HATES ME!!  LALALALA I tried to hard and sh ETOre my feelings like I had non.  And ripped them awaay   

[monkeychow]

TRUSt she fucking HATES ME!!  LALALALA I tried to hard and sh ETOre my feelings like I had non.  And ripped them awaay   

Fucking love that song when its nice and loud!!!

[Queen of Everything]

okkk drunkest ever.
home alone.
kinda gay,

ahrgh.

underage roskc.

wish i was out ith friends.

yahhh.

i was going to move.

wish I did. :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

lkane.

arghhh
im sick.
mabnnnn rum scuks,

ewwww

im off it now


for a while
bahah
losres


ww.mysyapce.om/jessheartsmusoc.


im on there
bahaha
bing gat


haha

ohhh mabn im lame

argh


:888ppp

eff you jim not porrof reading.

am i trying too fard/
nooo effer?
mimmmmm happy. :]]]] iii

show you how to party.

bahahahahahaha

:]]]]]

eiiii hpappyy.


ohhh tirdd.

:[[[  vomdogged.  :[[[ rukkcksks

ewwwwww messaging oddt dowb.

byeyee

[anythinggoes]

okkk drunkest ever.
home alone.
kinda gay,

ahrgh.

underage roskc.

wish i was out ith friends.

yahhh.

i was going to move.

wish I did. :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

lkane.

arghhh
im sick.
mabnnnn rum scuks,

ewwww

im off it now


for a while
bahah
losres


ww.mysyapce.om/jessheartsmusoc.


im on there
bahaha
bing gat


haha

ohhh mabn im lame

argh


:888ppp

eff you jim not porrof reading.

am i trying too fard/
nooo effer?
mimmmmm happy. :]]]] iii

show you how to party.

bahahahahahaha

:]]]]]

eiiii hpappyy.


ohhh tirdd.

:[[[? vomdogged.? :[[[ rukkcksks

ewwwwww messaging oddt dowb.

byeyee

Ha Ha  Ha Sleep it off Pisshead 

[Queen of Everything]

oiiiiiiiiiiiii bith im still one and wastye.

bahaha

oiii seiouersy thouh

i wish i wasnt along and drinking

fist sing of akcagik orikkyns

arghhhh i bneed to sobr.

bahah i cant type  so hit

ayaya.



:]]]] :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
add  my msypa ce
 and talk to me/

 i need to preform in lik 4 hours. shirttt

this is gay.

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[

ayya for vodka and goon and passion pop -- nayyy for rum makes me sick.

never gian
bahah

eiiii seep well loversss

[Chelle]

TRUSt she fucking HATES ME!!? LALALALA I tried to hard and sh ETOre my feelings like I had non.? And ripped them awaay? ?

Fucking love that song when its nice and loud!!!

I sing it and flip people off whenever I'm shitty.

[Genesis]

Fuck... So wasted... What is this life worth anyway?

[Jim]

eff you jim not porrof reading.

am i trying too fard/
nooo effer?
mimmmmm happy. :]]]] iii

show you how to party.

bahahahahahaha

:]]]]]

eiiii hpappyy.

Eh?

Yes, you are trying far too hard. But then again, I was never a fan of jargonic comedy.

[Kujo]

Fuck... So wasted... What is this life worth anyway?

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Dont Panic though

[Oddy]

qATEWS Nb qBRWARS,]


AGURQA, U Xbr u wbcw rotw dagur,

rgua ia us ia vS,
 UN ABIYT TI OUYYKE!
 PUKE!



PUKE!
 CAPS LOKC!
 SGTU

[Mr. Dick Purple]

well im at the office very wasted
Im very drunk and feel like crap
i want to go home and ....
fuck i lose the train of thought 



Man I the vodka was ok but I think no one should drink if no ene  ahave eat something cause sometimes it after oyu the special deliveries of freedom, what the hell ma i saying
aahh sis sisisi
estoy borracho D:

ohh y las caritas??
i mean the faces
je no parle anglais

 

[Oddy]

wow........my last post was incomprehensible.

maybe cuz right after that i was puking in the bathroom.

but now im just slightly wasted.

and somehow..............not so entertaining.

[Queen of Everything]

qATEWS Nb qBRWARS,]


AGURQA, U Xbr u wbcw rotw dagur,

rgua ia us ia vS,
 UN ABIYT TI OUYYKE!
 PUKE!



PUKE!
 CAPS LOKC!
 SGTU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  ohhhh I cant wait till we can get drunk together.

:]

[Bill 213]

YES For the sECond week in a row now I've managed to stop myself from banging this not so nice girl at the bar!  Same girl, almost went for it I was so drunk, but managed to stop myself at that ever pivotal moment.  God bless that voice in my head!!!!!!!!!!!  Apple Jacks you are my only friend.

[Oddy]

thats because its a lot easier to operate a mouse than to type while drunk.

most nights though i can type pretty much perfectly while drunk........just a few typos that i dont go back to fix.

then theres nights where im about to pass out/puke and am just practicalling hitting the keys with a fist.

[Queen of Everything]

Eh?

Yes, you are trying far too hard. But then again, I was never a fan of jargonic comedy.

Seems like a lot of people try too hard in this thread to "type" drunk.?

I think if you were too drunk to type sensibly, you'd never be able to get on the board, let alone find this thread.? But that's just my guess.? I've had a few glasses of wine tonight, but if I were so drunk I couldn't type, the last thing I would do is attempt to post here.? But I'm skeptical of everyone anyway.?

I have it saved in my faves... so its easy to find.  Well Im not the type of person to 'fake' drunk.  I dont think Oddy is either.

But to be frank,  I couldnt care if you think I am the type of person who would fake drunkess on an internet message board to seem cool.