The "I Just Got Home Wasted"/"I'm Just Wasted Anyway" Thread...

[mikegiuliana]

nothing like a woman who is drunk and stoned...

[horsey]

god damm it's good to be alive  LOL .

[mikegiuliana]

god damm it's good to be alive? LOL .

I'll be joining you soon hopefully grabing a few brews... Nice to get fucked up when you have family little kids calgon take me away

[horsey]

yeah i needed it yeasterday like a hole in the head lol.lets wreck a few more brain cells huh ?
i couldn't look at my b/f much yesterday so i got drunk instead.then i don't remeber him that way lol.today is another story what can i come up with for a reason tonight.any idea's ?

[godiva]

ah riht,m here is the theead i shoudk poost in, i was ,koojming for it. seem i just posted in some other theead, about orkut but I don;t knoiw what it is., but I douldn;t find this thread. i'm wasted. tomorrow I have a opresentation and I am very vert nervius about it and then i bought this bittle of wine ad i thougnt it wouod be a food idea rto dirnk it

so i;m totally wasted and i smokes some piot and now I'm totally wasted. 

[Verse Chorus Verse]

A day in your life that you actually remained sober in?

[kockstar999]

today is another story what can i come up with for a reason tonight.any idea's ?

Its fucking Saturday!!! what other reason do u need!!!!!! lol

[Chelle]

Helklo all!!  The gangster of lovve rides again!!!1   

[kerry]

duz getin reckt on weed this erly in the pm count?

[Jim]

Well... Are you just wasted anyway?, yes it counts you fool!

Well. Sort of.

[Oddy]

aaaaaaaaaaaah hey guysd. Hey hey hey (;like fat albert(. oppw wrong way.

maaaaaaaaaan im waasted. i just got back from local rsl. you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........i had won $150 of money to spend at rrsl from a free roll poker tourney.

so i go there with a few friends and i have like $110 left.

\well idt didnt take long ofr that to go.


i had 10 gin and tonic..........which must equal around about $50.............where did the $60 go.....................where did it go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO! one 2 1 1 !!!!!

aaaaaaaaanyway uts akll gone noe so i have to wait til next poker tourney to wreak havoc and beat everyvbody and get my free money cuz im like a poker GIOD!,

i used to visdit this thread all thje time. but i'm back baby.

drama queen, evolution, mr dick purple..........you guys are like the veterans. sorry to the guys i misseds. u all rule.

man im so drunk...........i havent played guitar in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. i need to get back into it.

i just microwaved some cheese bread. THAT RIGHT!>..........bread.........thats cheese.........its cheese bread that mu melt aits craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!.

i think i need a REST.

LOVE U ALL!........oh caps lock! oh o spagettiohoshothoshtooshtooshtsotosthskkdshgakasgklsbaglkabsgklbsraklgbkalsbvkasjbrgkasrbgklsjaj!

lets all get naked!

my pants are now off! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

ooops my doodle is cold.!

[Evolution]

  To Oddy.


We need to play drunk poker someday!

[Jessica]

wow people, i hope you read this when you're sobers 

[Chelle]

wow people, i hope you read this when you're sobers

I did   

[Jessica]

wow people, i hope you read this when you're sobers

I did   

embarassed ?

 

[Jim]

Chelle's life is just a general embarrasment so, you know, there isn't much change in the ups and downs of things. Poor girl. It's all just one long struggle.

Me!, on the other hand, is never be embarrrrased.

[Queen of Everything]

Chelle's life is just a general embarrasment so, you know, there isn't much change in the ups and downs of things. Poor girl. It's all just one long struggle.

Me!, on the other hand, is never be embarrrrased.

Well GUESS WHAT Jimminy Cricket!  I am Back -- to embarrasssss you in ways you cannot imagine my boy

Oddy -- thankyou for your drunk PM.  I read it and pissed myself laughing for several hours.

[Danny Top Hat]

Drinking makes me gaooy.  I love being drunk because it means i can shout at my ex in my head but act well friendly in person.  Should I be horrible tyo her or nice?  I usually just ighnore her that does the job.  id like to have sex with her then walk out the house leaving her alone with no tissue so shed CRY.  i'm not that drunk really, im just FAKING IRT LIKE A GIRL (bnut you'll never know i guess).

My friend Jenny left todat, she's going on holiday and thn will land in London miles away.  Im not that sad but its a shame.  I worked for ELEVEN HOURS STRAIGHt today and then got dfrink.  I wake up at 8 tomorrow but thats okat ill be fine (dont worry about danny).

I hoep you're having a good night.  seripously though - what kinda bastard gets pissed on a monday?  he must be some kinda guy.  Girls, if i saw youy in town and said all that stuff to you would you love mefor it?  What if i told you the thing about the tissue and said that YOU could be next?  Would i be in?

Peace out gunners

[Chelle]

Drinking makes me gaooy.? I love being drunk because it means i can shout at my ex in my head but act well friendly in person.? Should I be horrible tyo her or nice?? I usually just ighnore her that does the job.? id like to have sex with her then walk out the house leaving her alone with no tissue so shed CRY.?

And then you'd feel like a man, hm??  Shame on you!   

[Danny Top Hat]

Well obviously that was a joke.? Maybe not a funny joke, but a joke none the less.

Despite what you just read I love my ex completely and that's why she makes me so mad.? I get angry when she's around because she basically wrecked my confidence for a while and i'm still recovering to this day.? In some sadistic way it's true that i'd love for her to feel a bit of that hurt herself, but when I say horrible things like that you've gotta know it's all talk.? I'm never horrible when I see her, I just get sad and sit in silence.

I don't care about being a "man" anymore, that was just part of my moping around phase.? The only thing holding me back these days is the fact that I still can't get that damn girl out of my head.