The "I Just Got Home Wasted"/"I'm Just Wasted Anyway" Thread...

[Queen of Everything]

Yooo!!? I am back from rouseyss parry yal!? Yeah you betsta!? I am wicked.? ?i havd the best time ever. I hooled up with ht enscestr guys evele!!? Yay!? Woo hoo.? Oh man, im so gone, i want to sleep.? but i know i cant because abbys wathving my eb.? i can seitll feel his nhamd pn my butt haha - he sad its nice hahehe yay.? emo hair yaya.

whats yo ecveryone whooo rgnrf forever man yay.? he knows whoa n? epishpne was ot wll i do. yay woo hooo.? i know\, he liesk, woo , yay.? woo.? yay. woo.

haha? i so gunyn hahahaha.? who likes yay wooo hoo.?

Yo!  I am back from Rousey's party yal!  You you better believe it (?)!  I am Wicked.  I had the best time ever.  I hooked up with the hot something guy something!  Yay!  Wooo Hoo.  Oh man, Im so gone I want to sleep.  But I know I cant because Abby's watching my TV.  Oh god - something embarassing...

[Jim]

Aye. You're right,

it is pretty embarrassing to like emo hair.

[Queen of Everything]

Aye. You're right,

it is pretty embarrassing to like emo hair.

Ok.  Shut up.  His hair was *beautiful* but now I'm Oh so confussed!?  Jim help me!! 

[badapple81]

lol poor drama! It was all funny and cool but the emo hair just ruined it!! 

[Queen of Everything]

lol poor drama! It was all funny and cool but the emo hair just ruined it!!?

Ok, SHUSH!  THE EMO HAIR WAS COOL *cries* Now I know how Chelle feels!  Being paid out!

[Evolution]

Told you you were drunk 

[Queen of Everything]

Told you you were drunk?

OK SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH!  All of you.

Man. 

[pilferk]

Yooo!!? I am back from rouseyss parry yal!? Yeah you betsta!? I am wicked.? ?i havd the best time ever. I hooled up with ht enscestr guys evele!!? Yay!? Woo hoo.? Oh man, im so gone, i want to sleep.? but i know i cant because abbys wathving my eb.? i can seitll feel his nhamd pn my butt haha - he sad its nice hahehe yay.? emo hair yaya.

whats yo ecveryone whooo rgnrf forever man yay.? he knows whoa n? epishpne was ot wll i do. yay woo hooo.? i know\, he liesk, woo , yay.? woo.? yay. woo.

haha? i so gunyn hahahaha.? who likes yay wooo hoo.?

Yo!? I am back from Rousey's party yal!? You you better believe it (?)!? I am Wicked.? I had the best time ever.? I hooked up with the hot something guy something!? Yay!? Wooo Hoo.? Oh man, Im so gone I want to sleep.? But I know I cant because Abby's watching my TV.? Oh god - something embarassing...

You meant the part about still being able to feel his hand print on your butt?  And the fact he said it was nice?

That embarassing part.  

[Queen of Everything]

Yooo!!? I am back from rouseyss parry yal!? Yeah you betsta!? I am wicked.? ?i havd the best time ever. I hooled up with ht enscestr guys evele!!? Yay!? Woo hoo.? Oh man, im so gone, i want to sleep.? but i know i cant because abbys wathving my eb.? i can seitll feel his nhamd pn my butt haha - he sad its nice hahehe yay.? emo hair yaya.

whats yo ecveryone whooo rgnrf forever man yay.? he knows whoa n? epishpne was ot wll i do. yay woo hooo.? i know\, he liesk, woo , yay.? woo.? yay. woo.

haha? i so gunyn hahahaha.? who likes yay wooo hoo.?

Yo!? I am back from Rousey's party yal!? You you better believe it (?)!? I am Wicked.? I had the best time ever.? I hooked up with the hot something guy something!? Yay!? Wooo Hoo.? Oh man, Im so gone I want to sleep.? But I know I cant because Abby's watching my TV.? Oh god - something embarassing...

You meant the part about still being able to feel his hand print on your butt?? And the fact he said it was nice?

That embarassing part. ?

Ok, just fuck off...

[Butch Français]

Am I the only person that still proof reads when they're drunk?

Probably.

well no, I do
but I try not to post when Im drunk, cos I say the most ridiculous things...even more ridiculous stuff than when Im sober. can you imagine?

[axl_rose_700]

Wahey just been on a night out!!!

Only down the pub for a mates birthday

bit pissed

night everyone!

[Rob]

How do you guys type so coherently when you're drunk?  Take a look at my drunk post a few pages back.  That's some incoherent stuff.

[pilferk]

Ok, just fuck off...

You offering?

Sorry, honey..someone's already applied for that position.

 

I guess that WAS the embarassing part, though.

[Jim]

... That's what I assumed.

My joke went straight over...

[Queen of Everything]

... That's what I assumed.

My joke went straight over...

No!  I got it.

The Emo hair was gorgeous.  You had to see it but.

And the *erm* Yeah.  Ok SHUSH!   

[Slashly]

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not wasted...sumthing else

just you know every day someone does something wrong
we cant even befriend society cause brown songs hate pitbulls, they just eat way to much candy.whenever whatever the dya someone plays ypur guitar, and cry a sad song
slap him in the needle and let his trusers eat desert, they deserve it, inocense is in their liver, warming up memories

you knoww? ?
i dont

really

love to say nothing

cause james blunt killed my stepfather
and jim morrison slpet with adolf hitler

everything on the same sky, the blue one you know, just one mooonn

gambling rooling with the dice, listening to John Corabii

DOnt do sports, they end up killing you

dont take showers, they make you older, they use your skin

but read, openup your mind like a single yellow aligator does
cause maybie yuour gonna be the one that saveeese ow m e
pocanjt pkkg  write ?pf anymore
too muhc mto tooomuch oi i?df poa 
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[Butch Français]

Ive had a few beers and a cognac, feelin' funny

[Queen of Everything]

just you know every day someone does something wrong
we cant even befriend society cause brown songs hate pitbulls, they just eat way to much candy.whenever whatever the dya someone plays ypur guitar, and cry a sad song
slap him in the needle and let his trusers eat desert, they deserve it, inocense is in their liver, warming up memories

you knoww? ?
i dont

really

love to say nothing

cause james blunt killed my stepfather
and jim morrison slpet with adolf hitler

everything on the same sky, the blue one you know, just one mooonn

gambling rooling with the dice, listening to John Corabii

DOnt do sports, they end up killing you

dont take showers, they make you older, they use your skin

but read, openup your mind like a single yellow aligator does
cause maybie yuour gonna be the one that saveeese ow m e
pocanjt pkkg? write ?pf anymore
too muhc mto tooomuch oi i?df poa?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?haha

Hunny, Hunny, Hunny.  Oh you're hilarious. 
He wrote a song.  And He wrote a whole bunch of other stuff - which I put into a song.  Because its effing hilarious.

Stoned little boy.

[badapple81]

So so glad I didn't post in this thread late last night! 

Although Evolution got to witness some of my drunk behaviour on MSN 

[Krispy Kreme]

I just got home really drunk. Ooops, I am  home, but at least  I am drunk. Why go  anywhere else, the service  is good, the drinks  are  good, and no cops  to bust me.