The "I Just Got Home Wasted"/"I'm Just Wasted Anyway" Thread...

[lynn1961]

I agree!  I love it!  And I tried to decipher the shit!  Oddy, I luv ya!

[Oddy]

hfxlghfx

hey?

uhrishelfh sldh suhsr sodg hshe

i got no idea?

sooooooooorshgisss tiserd

so tired

usd fusdcksers areh nst osnr hesr aehn aoeugh

you fuckers aren't on here ? enough ?

is;dm nsot aoagon a eahcary atehsths afdusnkr aifals hgaos n omt own

i'm not gonna ? ? ? ? ? ? ? on my own

eanter anies sie aEsdy ato persyssrepsres whaty ac acint atlal teh acekys sebea as baigs aas ienater.

enter ? ? ready/easy to press what ? ? ? ? the keys ? ? as big as enter

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dotsodt odotsodtod odotdot odstosot sotdotosotsodto sodtosdtosdotsdots

i think while i was typing i was speaking out loud.............but i was just hitting keys around the words that i wanted to type. i passed out in my bed soon afterwards

[Oddy]

heeeeeeeeeey all you beautiful pepoeple.

look who can type again. im drunk. but i can control the keys aswell as the mouse. before all i could do is move the mouse but the keys man.........the keys were so small. tiny keys.............and my fingers felt so big. my keyboard solo sucked last drun soolo. sounded awful.

this one seems much better. i had all these weird drinks tonight. they were tasty, yest weird. this keyboard solo i'm typing now is orgasmic. da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa woooooooooooouwwwwwwwww. chicka chicka da daaaaaaaaa wouuuuuuuuuwwwwuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. aesome.

before it was alphabetic vomit. wat a cool phrase. alphabetic vomit. i gonna tarade mark that.

wait..........its 1am. ohhhh my gooood! letterman...................oprah.............operman............letterah!.............oprah on letterman.............oprah's gonna be on letterman tonight!

i'm gonna go watch!

on a side note, has anyone ever thought of buying a house boat. i've been htinking about it for a while. i'm gonna do it. so the plan is, i buy a houseboat.........then i come to ur places.........i pick all you up and we all go to amsterdam. there's water to park there. its a dam silly.

i'll begin saving now.

its guitar time..................byyyyyyyyyye nowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaowahwaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 

[Evolution]

  Keyboard solo

[gnrfan420]

whats up everybody it's 11:00 pst and im fucking drunker then shit fuck man i got alot of shit to do on saturday and i dont no if im going to be able to do it because i got another case of beer to drink and on top of that another 5th of jack to drink goddamn im going to make slash and duff proud toinight

goood night yall

[Skeba]

Guys... And girls too.

I'm still pretty drunk. I was pretty drunk last night, and when I woke up, I had very little left in my Jack Daniels bottle. Now... at this moment. I feel like shit. Shit, is how I feel. Drunkness was my friend. Hangover is an enemy. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

[Evolution]

I haven't posted drunkenly in here in too damn long


I'm off out tonight so hopefully i can change that.

[Oddy]

yeah i can't carry this thread for a while.

i'm all outta the $$$ so sobriety ahoy!

just came back from motley crue.........bloody awesome. i drove so no drinking.

u guys need to entertain me.


HAHAHAH i did a keyboard solo!

hilarious

and although i was drunk..........being sober now i must reinforce my house boat idea. it'll work i tells ya!

[SwedeChildO'Mine]

contribution

[Evolution]

Aye, im pretty done on tequila!

[Hammy]

m m m m m mahsed. m m m m mashed. m m m mashed as a monkey!

[Evolution]

m m m m m mahsed. m m m m mashed. m m m mashed as a monkey!

Shine on you crazy diamond

[makane]

I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin! WOOOO WOOOO WOOO WOOOO GAME OVER

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Saturday night I got wasted and I hit a car, but nothing bad happened, talking about irresponsability 

[Evolution]

I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin! WOOOO WOOOO WOOO WOOOO GAME OVER

Misssssssssssttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer Maaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnneeeeeeee
















































............makane 

[Oddy]

so i came home drunk tonight all excited aobut posting in this thread. then when i went to fucking look for it...............i cudn't fint it!

damn my drunk coordination and mouse skills!

i finally found it now........but my buzz has been killed off.

so im on my own here........alcohol free to try and come up with something funny.


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[Rob]

Holy crap what happened to this thread?  This seems like an appropparteita time to pos here.  What's up HTGTH?  How's everybody doing"  I justwanna say you guys all ruuuuuuuuule.  You gals too as well.  This plAce rocks and everybody here is the shit.  I knoe I have a somewhat pessimistic attitiude quite often raound here.  But I'd just like to say that this place is asome, and thatvwe're gomna see Chinese Democracy one day.  And when we do its gonna be friggin sweet.  You people all rule, Gn'R rules, and Jarmo...you rle for making such an awsome site.  And the wrestling thrawd rules.  This is gonna be a helluve lot of fun reading tis post tomorow.  Later everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evolution]

I was too drunk to turn on my PC last night...

[Oddy]

i'm bringing this thread back.

word to ur mother.

im quick to the point to the point no fakin

coookin mc's like a pound of baconn.

wax a chump like a candle

gin and tonics maaaaaaaaaaaan

fuck.

i love you guys. consider this a warmup before new years.

thats where i wont evne be abl etomake it to the computer.

so just imagine a post i make for new years.

im not even funny now. but with ur imagination............and my post that is not gonna exist on new years this thread will be bursting with hilarity

[Mr. Dick Purple]

Well Im hungover once again, yesterday I drank till 2am and the cops were more drunk than me 
Man!!, I've seen it all