The "I Just Got Home Wasted"/"I'm Just Wasted Anyway" Thread...

[Sober_times]

I'm eating penut butter and it dont feel so good. Mabe ill get some jelly and bread now...ya pbj sounds great right about now. Gotta love that cravin for somthin simple when you feel good. 

[Jim]

ohh y las caritas??
i mean the faces
je no parle anglais

 

I understood that almost as much as I do your English at times.

Eh?

Yes, you are trying far too hard. But then again, I was never a fan of jargonic comedy.

Seems like a lot of people try too hard in this thread to "type" drunk. 

I think if you were too drunk to type sensibly, you'd never be able to get on the board, let alone find this thread.  But that's just my guess.  I've had a few glasses of wine tonight, but if I were so drunk I couldn't type, the last thing I would do is attempt to post here.  But I'm skeptical of everyone anyway. 

Aye. I'm not arguing that (most of........) what is first typed out is what we see posted, but that's the whole point! If you look at it, realize that it means nothing and then, well, post it anyway, aware of what you are doing in some capacity, then it's just a tool to tell everybody how much vodka you have drunk on the streets. I can be completely wasted, yet I can still at least attempt to hold down a conversation, be it full of typos. Correcting typos? Yes, I guess that would be going a bit far, even though I do try when I'm drunk. Ammending words that, as you know very well at the time, aren't words, well. Come on now.

If I wanted to read a mess of letters, I would hunt down those infinite chimps. But at least with them you know that you're getting the complete works of Shakespeare at some point.

[sesor]

well, i went to a school awards evening, to get my gcse results,and the rule is youmust go ot the pubafter, but since i dont wanna get raped on the way home, i am home now at 12 =( stupid space bar isnt working. but blooody chavs wind me up,sometimes. lets slaptheir orange faces!yeaaaah!
ok
the
space
bar
ios
annoying
so
just
doing
this!!!!=)
wel not like anyone cares what i write and its shit anygay! so buhbyess!! xxx

[Jim]

When you say results, you mean the certificates, yeah?

If you are only just getting your results now, then man your exam board needs to sort their examining out.

Is it also a rule that half of the people that go to the pub don't get served?

[marty]

yeh for GCSE certificates the pub does seem a rather stupid idea, bent off lisence maybe! or theyve just taken 2 years to give u ur certificates

[Jim]

Well, if that's the case then the exam board really do seriously need to sort their examining out.

[marty]

personally id say GCSE celebration is a cheap bottle of vodka up a hill n in an allotment with some mates, or is that just me 

[Mr. Dick Purple]

well i got drunk till 3am and Im worjning now since 7am so that makeshtta inslkept like ... i dont kjo yu tdu de math 

[NickNasty]

im smoked this weed...it was orange and now i cant see straight....

[axlrosegnr]

I stayed at home tonight, but I'm drunk anywayas..........one week till i see gnr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[sesor]

heeeeey
drunk is good. i'm out must walk GAY but i can type i am not trying to act drunk  os that is stupid by not typing werll buhbyes xxx

[Danny Top Hat]

personally id say GCSE celebration is a cheap bottle of vodka up a hill n in an allotment with some mates, or is that just me?

No.  You just hit the nail on the head exactlly!

[CheapJon]

damn it, i couldn't find this thread yesterday when i got home drunk

[Megaguns]

On friday night i was drinking till 4:30 am then i slept in my car, Lifes good 

[T_Roxie]

How can you guys even operate a computer when wasted?  I know i cant. 
Anyway I embarassed myself playing drunken pool the other day, completly missed the WHITE ball.

[anythinggoes]

Well ive drunk too much ive smoked too much im waking home posting this on my mobile with mugb difficulty id like to say a big thanks too all the ppl ive met this year and to all the others ive spoken too its been a great year and i still have i mile too walk dont worry ill keep this short i love you all and roll on 2007   

[marty]

this is bloody hard to find when ur actually drunk, would be much easier if it was stickied or something 

[marty]

"Im just wasted anyway"
argh i dont think people should be allowed to be near a computer when drunk, its a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad combination 
every fucking time end up emailing a girl i know telling them theyre hot  n tbh theyre my friends and they are NOT hot! far from it. 
but someone who is hot, sesor, anyone else agree? 

[marty]

when i was in greece i got a bottle of this strawberry schnappes shit 
well anyway it tastes shit
but if u mix it with some other crap it made this well tasty cocktail
u can get that red shit in england right? 

[CheapJon]

even if i were drunk right now i could tell that you either don't know how to modify your posts or just wanna boost your post count