the Practical Joke thread!

[GNRreunioneventually]

Then there is the "classic" shit in a paper bag, and put it on the front porch ... you know what to do.

I did that placing the bag in front of some sofa street sale.

Some that comes to mind,

Change the windows welcome sound to some porn and make sure it's loud. Then shut the computer off and wait.

Change your number to a friends cellphone when he goes to have a piss and change it to "police"

Now thats something, i gotta do.

Dont forget the ol' "Double Decker"

Take the tank cap of your buddies toilet off, take a dump in there... Wait till some one flushes it, they'll get dukie in the bowl 

i love this fuckin' thread

that porn thing on the computer is a good idea. How do you change the sound though?

[Sin Cut]

Then there is the "classic" shit in a paper bag, and put it on the front porch ... you know what to do.

I did that placing the bag in front of some sofa street sale.

Some that comes to mind,

Change the windows welcome sound to some porn and make sure it's loud. Then shut the computer off and wait.

Change your number to a friends cellphone when he goes to have a piss and change it to "police"

Now thats something, i gotta do.

Dont forget the ol' "Double Decker"

Take the tank cap of your buddies toilet off, take a dump in there... Wait till some one flushes it, they'll get dukie in the bowl 

i love this fuckin' thread

that porn thing on the computer is a good idea. How do you change the sound though?

start menu->settings->control panel->sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices->change sound scheme

[GNRreunioneventually]

Then there is the "classic" shit in a paper bag, and put it on the front porch ... you know what to do.

I did that placing the bag in front of some sofa street sale.

Some that comes to mind,

Change the windows welcome sound to some porn and make sure it's loud. Then shut the computer off and wait.

Change your number to a friends cellphone when he goes to have a piss and change it to "police"

Now thats something, i gotta do.

Dont forget the ol' "Double Decker"

Take the tank cap of your buddies toilet off, take a dump in there... Wait till some one flushes it, they'll get dukie in the bowl?

i love this fuckin' thread

that porn thing on the computer is a good idea. How do you change the sound though?

start menu->settings->control panel->sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices->change sound scheme

thanks man, i'll try it out sometime

[Loaded NightraiN]

Then there is the "classic" shit in a paper bag, and put it on the front porch ... you know what to do.

I did that placing the bag in front of some sofa street sale.

Some that comes to mind,

Change the windows welcome sound to some porn and make sure it's loud. Then shut the computer off and wait.

Change your number to a friends cellphone when he goes to have a piss and change it to "police"

Now thats something, i gotta do.

Dont forget the ol' "Double Decker"

Take the tank cap of your buddies toilet off, take a dump in there... Wait till some one flushes it, they'll get dukie in the bowl?

i love this fuckin' thread

that porn thing on the computer is a good idea. How do you change the sound though?

start menu->settings->control panel->sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices->change sound scheme

thanks man, i'll try it out sometime

Hey since you're still in school dude, this ones perfect!

They have links out there, that you can IM to people, that lead directly to a joke page... Porn pops up and a horn goes off, and a guy shouts "Hey everyone i'm looking at porn, look, look!!!"... Do that to a buddy while sitting in a nice quiet library?

[GNRreunioneventually]

Then there is the "classic" shit in a paper bag, and put it on the front porch ... you know what to do.

I did that placing the bag in front of some sofa street sale.

Some that comes to mind,

Change the windows welcome sound to some porn and make sure it's loud. Then shut the computer off and wait.

Change your number to a friends cellphone when he goes to have a piss and change it to "police"

Now thats something, i gotta do.

Dont forget the ol' "Double Decker"

Take the tank cap of your buddies toilet off, take a dump in there... Wait till some one flushes it, they'll get dukie in the bowl?

i love this fuckin' thread

that porn thing on the computer is a good idea. How do you change the sound though?

start menu->settings->control panel->sounds, Speech, and Audio Devices->change sound scheme

thanks man, i'll try it out sometime

Hey since you're still in school dude, this ones perfect!

They have links out there, that you can IM to people, that lead directly to a joke page... Porn pops up and a horn goes off, and a guy shouts "Hey everyone i'm looking at porn, look, look!!!"... Do that to a buddy while sitting in a nice quiet library?

thats awsome man do you know the link?

[CheapJon]

I love some of these jokes .. i hate my bad memory, i remember that i did several practical jokes last week in school but i'm weird because i don't remember stuff i do in school probably because i don't sleep much at night and can't pay attention just does whatever comes to mind..

this isn't a practical joke so if your only here because you like PJ jokes u can stop read

but i find this kinda funny and it's about what i just told about my memory.. see, i'm the kinda guy that have a good confidence in myself, is pretty stubborn and thanks to internet and tv, very well-read.. so last monday i came to school and a teacher gave me a note where a word was written and a definiton of that word.. i didn't understand.. the teacher who gave me the note said that she had gotten it from another teacher and said that me and the other teacher had had an arguement about that word.. i had evidently said that the word the teacher used wasn't a real word and he had said it was.. and there had been a big arguement, so i asked my friends if it was true and if they rememberd and they did.. well this is probably only funny to me but it's still weird that i have no memory of this thing taking place? anyway i got the note on a monday and the arguement had taken place on a wednesday so it's pretty funny that it took the teacher had thought about it for 5 days and then search for it in a dictionary to prove a 17 year old student wrong

[GNRreunioneventually]

but i find this kinda funny and it's about what i just told about my memory.. see, i'm the kinda guy that have a good confidence in myself, is pretty stubborn and thanks to internet and tv, very well-read.. so last monday i came to school and a teacher gave me a note where a word was written and a definiton of that word.. i didn't understand.. the teacher who gave me the note said that she had gotten it from another teacher and said that me and the other teacher had had an arguement about that word.. i had evidently said that the word the teacher used wasn't a real word and he had said it was.. and there had been a big arguement, so i asked my friends if it was true and if they rememberd and they did.. well this is probably only funny to me but it's still weird that i have no memory of this thing taking place? anyway i got the note on a monday and the arguement had taken place on a wednesday so it's pretty funny that it took the teacher had thought about it for 5 days and then search for it in a dictionary to prove a 17 year old student wrong

lol i love dumbass teachers there so fun to play with and actually thats really really sad on that teachers part

[Drew]

Release a couple cows or other farm animals into your school and number them 1 and 3, then they spend all day looking for number 2

Nice! 

[Megaguns]

When i was about 17 a few mates and myself were doing shots of rum, We gave one guy about 6 shots of vinegar before he realised, He just kept drinking them and saying "its not even burning" Until we all collapsed to the ground in hysterics.

[CheapJon]

any new ones?