Vacuumcleaner salesmen!

[Captain P?l]

had any experience with any of them?

I am changing job now, from woriking in a huge ass toy store to "vacuum cleaner salesman"!

well, its not really JUST a vacuum cleaner.. it does all sort'sa things! a wonderfull machine. But i aint here to talk about that.

Just wandering if you guys know anything of them or know any maybe?

oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome!

anyway, i need some good luck in this job :p

[Lisa]

you DO NEED good luck with that...Good Luck

[Jim Bob]

dont do it man, trust me on this.

[The Chad Cometh]

oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome!

Just be careful man. It sounds like your boss is also gonna offer to transfer large amounts of Bornean gold bullion to your account if you just provide him with all your details.

Know what I mean?

[SLCPUNK]

You really have to sell them on how much it sucks.

[Sin Cut]

oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome!

Wouldn't any one, then, be dying for this job?

Sure the pay is "unbelievable" but it's still a comission pay isn't it?

There be tons of people just wanting you to demonstrate it (at least i would).

And I'll sure kick a vacuum cleaner out of my house hard when coming from hard days work, which doesn't include ripping people off with some vacuum cleaner that really isn't that expensive.

Or then you'll meet D who's over-jealous over his sheep-herd.

What the f*ck do I need a new vacuum cleaner anyway?

Do I look like I enjoy cleaning the house and the miss can do the cleaning with the old one just fine.

[Captain P?l]

hehe


yeah,
Wouldn't any one, then, be dying for this job?

well, no.. there are better jobs, and this is a job with lousy reputation... wich means alot..

i know i wouldnt buy that shit mylsef, but as long as i can sell to those older people, i dont care!
and it really is a great machine though. so i'm not lying when i say its better than their old vacuum cleaner!

anyways, i just use this job to turn my life upside down and try to make som cash on it along the road...

 

Just be careful man. It sounds like your boss is also gonna offer to transfer large amounts of Bornean gold bullion to your account if you just provide him with all your details.

Know what I mean?

and they are a real firm. so i trust they dont mess with my account. hehe



and how cool doesnt it sound? "i am a vacuumcleaner salesman!" almost sounds as cool as Monty Python's "charted accountenant" or however you write it.... 

[2NaFish]

get used to people slamming their door on you

[BlowUpYourVideo]

I would break into houses, sabotage the existing vacuum, then show up at the door.

[SLCPUNK]

So, are you a closer or not?

First place is a Cadillac, the second prize is  a set of steak knives, third prize is..you're fired.

[Journeyman]

Vacuumcleaner salesman reminds of the movie "The Fan" with De Niro and Wesley Snipes, de Niro is a knife salesmen and he's also fanatic of his baseball team. I can imagine you GnR fanatic thinking about CD and beginning to flip over while you're trying to sell vacuumcleaners 


Now really, good luck with your new job

[Jim Bob]

I did it for a week.  that was all for me.

a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career.   

people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum.

[SLCPUNK]

I did it for a week.  that was all for me.

a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career.   

people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum.

You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you?

"You're not going to believe the suction on this one!"

[Jim Bob]

I did it for a week.  that was all for me.

a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career.   

people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum.

You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you?

"You're not going to believe the suction on this one!"

we go in from the back door 

[Timothy]

I did it for a week.  that was all for me.

a year later I started working for myself in the adult entertainment industry and that is a much more rewarding career.   

people are more likely to buy a 30 dollar membership to a porn site then they are blow $2,000 on a fancy fucking vaccum.

You don't do door to door demonstrations in that biz do you?

"You're not going to believe the suction on this one!"

we go in from the back door 

Please tell me you knock first though???

[pilferk]

had any experience with any of them?

I am changing job now, from woriking in a huge ass toy store to "vacuum cleaner salesman"!

well, its not really JUST a vacuum cleaner.. it does all sort'sa things! a wonderfull machine. But i aint here to talk about that.

Just wandering if you guys know anything of them or know any maybe?

oh, the pay is UNBELIEVABLE!!! i can make just as much money for not hard work as the hard working guys in the North Sea! awesome!

anyway, i need some good luck in this job :p

Let me guess...the first letter is a K and the last letter is a Y?

[the dirt]

Give them a deal they can't refuse, man.

It's all in how you sell your product. People's greed = your potential income.

[SLCPUNK]

It's all in how you sell your product. People's greed = your potential income.

That's dead on.

The strong take from the weak, and the smart take from the strong.

[fuckin crazy]

If nothing else you might be able to go into business with Jim Bob detailing the lives of lonely housewifes.

[Captain P?l]

I would break into houses, sabotage the existing vacuum, then show up at the door.

hehe.. well, i got an GREAT answer for that! we have an cool campaign going on, so we BUY your old vacuum and hit it of the price on this machine!

and we ALWAYS give 3500nok back, eventhough it is only worth 200NOK.. so that they get pleased and suprised about they get so much money back from the price and they "earn" money on selling their old vacuum!

yeah, i DO need to work on my closing, i am to damned nice! but i am getting there!

i did a test demo today! it was cool actually! cant wait to really start!