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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
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In the 'George Carlin' thread I've made reference to the Adelaide Fringe Festival. It is a yearly event where 'fringe' artists/comedians from all over the world can try out their acts. Adelaide is surrounded by beautiful parklands and one park is transformed into "The Garden of Unearthly Delights".
Imagine a balmy summer night, fairy lights in the trees, the smell of roasting corn, you are sitting atop the ferris wheel laughing at the punters trying to swing on a trapeze, you can hear a band coming from somewhere in the garden.....
There are different sized tents about the place, each promoting bizzare and wonderful acts.
About 50 of us were crammed into a small tent to see an amazing 10 year old from Russia perform mind tricks. I was picked from the audience to take part. I was asked to hold out my hand palm up and hold out my index and middle fingers. A stick of wood was placed horizonatlly along these two fingers. I was told to stay as still as possible.
The ten yr old started to concentrate on the stick. Gradually, I could feel a slight buzzing coming from the stick and in about 3-4 minutes, the stick upended and fell onto the ground! I did not do a thing to aid this!
She then did two other tricks:
1) She held her hand over a tray of wood shavings that eventually flew all over the place.
2) Her father held up an unlit light globe (that had been switched on briefly). She concentrated on the globe which
eventually burst.
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I read your post twice and there's no mention of sex. I feel cheated.
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Quote from: stolat on August 20, 2007, 09:52:58 AM
Amazing or not?
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Quote from: Genesis on August 20, 2007, 10:18:09 AM
I read your post twice and there's no mention of sex. I feel cheated.
Too funny!
Stolat, nice post, I thought I was reading Harry Potter for a minute.
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Apparantly, the 'stick trick' had to do with 'moisture in the stick'..........if that helps........
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Quote from: stolat on August 20, 2007, 11:43:08 AM
Apparantly, the 'stick trick' had to do with 'moisture in the stick'..........if that helps........
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Sin Cut! Naughty boy! The trick involved a real wooden stick I tell you!
Looks like my innocent thread about an arts festival and mind magic trick is turning blue! Genesis!........
Seriously, the 10 year old was able to use her mind powers to make the 'water' in the stick move. It's all to do with transferring energy.
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Quote from: stolat on August 21, 2007, 08:39:07 AM
Sin Cut! Naughty boy! The trick involved a real wooden stick I tell you!
Looks like my innocent thread about an arts festival and mind magic trick is turning blue! Genesis!........
Seriously, the 10 year old was able to use her mind powers to make the 'water' in the stick move. It's all to do with transferring energy.
Oh yeah?!
Well, seriously, I don't need no 10 year old to use her mind powers to make the 'water' in my stick to move.
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Perhaps, I should tell you all about the puppet show that I also saw in another tent.......
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i once used my mind power to sleep with a girl.
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i once used my mind power to sleep with a girl.
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