Detox Products

[crazycheryl]

Ok folks. I must urine test for one year and like to smoke Mary Jane. I can't drink either so don't tell me to start drinking. And don't tell me to quit cause I need some kind of stress management - can't afford rehab, can't take time off, and normally I use to fall asleep at night. Also, I don't know if this thread will be deleted because of what I am asking.

What are the best products to use a week or a few days in advance of a urine drug test for THC? If anyone has website links or suggestions cheaper than $50, bring them on!!!!!!!! Most of the stuff I see is really expensive and I would invest if it was only a one time deal but I have twelve months to go...

Any and all recommendations welcome...

[fuckin crazy]

Once I flushed for 12 hours and it didn't work. If you were a man, I would suggest the "wizzinator". I know someone who used one of those for a couple of years successfully.

[GeorgeSteele]

Any and all recommendations welcome...

You're in luck.  My THC-free urine is on sale this week for only $49/oz.

[SLCPUNK]

Any and all recommendations welcome...

You're in luck.  My THC-free urine is on sale this week for only $49/oz.

People really do that too, buy other peoples pee.

[fuckin crazy]

I'll PM you.

[crazycheryl]

I can't buy fake urine - there is a woman that sits in the bathroom with me watching so I don't pull any fast ones. Talk about pissing under pressure.  Believe me, I've had friends who brought a microwave into a hotel next to a drug testing facility and microwaved their own piss - supposed to work but I think the drug testers have caught on. Besides, I'd be so pissed, excuse the pun, if the clean stuff busted before I got to the test, the only reason I say this is because I am the ultimate klutz.

Definitely PM me if you want to discuss off-line. Cool.

[SLCPUNK]

"Wizzinator", tell me that wasn't D's Dungeon and Dragons name back in the day.

[Timothy]

"Wizzinator", tell me that wasn't D's Dungeon and Dragons name back in the day.

it was , He still uses it from time to time.

Mainly when he is trying to pick up chicks .........

[fuckin crazy]

Any and all recommendations welcome...

You're in luck. My THC-free urine is on sale this week for only $49/oz.

That is outrageous, I never charged over $10 for mine.

[GeorgeSteele]

Any and all recommendations welcome...

You're in luck. My THC-free urine is on sale this week for only $49/oz.

That is outrageous, I never charged over $10 for mine.

Mine comes with a license permitting you to spread my pee throughout your neigborhood.  When the mutts in your town know you're in with me, they will love you.  Don't ask me why.

[fuckin crazy]

You didn't, perhaps, buy your license from "Bud Fox Laboratories" did you?

[crazycheryl]

Has anyone ever heard of Strip or All Natural Items Quickie pills? Strip is supposed to be taken day of and I heard the quickie thing masks for 5 hours so you must take the stuff in time with the test.

[fuckin crazy]

Usually when those things come out, the labs find what the new metabolite is relatively quikly.

[Axl4Prez2004]

If you don't mind a self-catheter (sticking a tube into your urethra and injecting someone else's clean urine into yours) so that you can pass your test, go right ahead.

Someone mentioned the Whizzinator made famous by ex-Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith.  God, what a douche. 

BTW, I'll sell you my piss for much cheaper than GeorgeSteeles, and unlike him, I can guarantee no STDs...it'll just smell like f'ing cilantro.   

[fuckin crazy]

Someone mentioned the Whizzinator made famous by ex-Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith. God, what a douche.

He ruined it for everyone. He should have just admitted to owning a "strap on".

[DeN]

watch harsh times with christian bale, you'll find some tips on it 

ah, just found a youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IcE__UfhI

goodluck 

[SLCPUNK]

If you don't mind a self-catheter (sticking a tube into your urethra and injecting someone else's clean urine into yours) so that you can pass your test, go right ahead.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[horsey]

omg the subjects people talk about.but i know what you mean about smokin.it helps alot of things.me it's anger managment therapy really.

[fuckin crazy]

^you should have seen some of the PMs.

[Mr. Redman]

Zydot
http://www.zydot.com/

My Dad used it once for a UA at Red Rooster, an auto parts store and at Sears. Passed 'em both, but didn't take the job. Hah. Or, there is a store 'round here that sells Vale, another thing like Zydot. About 9 years ago, Zydot was like 39.95 locally, and yesterday Vale was 19.99 locally.

Just check out local head shops n' you'll find something, I'd prefer Zydot though, I know it works. Smokin' about 2 ounces a week, and being able to pass, I'd say it works.