Going to see the dentist

[The Chad Cometh]

My brother is a dentist (the only one in his University class to finish with first class honors), kind of sucks for me ha ha ha.

I will let you all know 3 things:

Listerine is useless as tits on a bull, providing you brush properly.
The dentist's needle is supposed to hurt. The more the needle hurts, the closer to the nerve the anaesthetic  is going and the longer it will last.
If you only brush your teeth once during the day, do it before you go to bed. Brushing your teeth in the morning does nothin except freshen your breath.

[Timothy]

Last time I went to the dentist . Homeboy told me to drop my pant.

[SLCPUNK]

Last time I went to the dentist . Homeboy told me to drop my pant.

Sounds great, do they take blue cross?

[Timothy]

Nope only cash........

[Natasha23]

Going to the dentist has never been scary for me. ?When I was little I had a lot of dental work done, and my dentist was an asshole, but every time I had to have something done, i got a new doll, so it was pretty sweet. ?But later on my mom would take me to Pennsylvania (we lived on Long Island) to see my uncle who is an awesome dentist. ?So I've been really fortunate because I don't have any fear associated with the dentist.

Recently though I'd been having some pain with a tooth that had a filling put in it seven months ago. This one dentist was such an ass. ?He snapped at me when I asked if I could just show him where the pain was, and he said he wanted to dig out the filling and re-do it, then talked about crowns and then deadening the nerve.
My mom found me this other dentist who discovered that the filling was a little too high. ?He was really nice, really gentle, and HOT as hell. ?So I think I'll be getting my teeth cleaned soon. ?

[D]

I haven't been to the dentist in 12 years but I am going August 27th for a checkup and cleaning.


My dad recently had every tooth *he just had 8 left* pulled and that woke my ass up and made me WANT to go to the dentist.

A little discomfort and pain IS DEFINITELY WORTH having all your teeth once u get older.

[D]

Last time I went to the dentist . Homeboy told me to drop my pant.

I also heard that shit happened to u at the petting zoo.

[Timothy]

Last time I went to the dentist . Homeboy told me to drop my pant.

I also heard that shit happened to u at the petting zoo.

Hey that one made the local news.

[SLCPUNK]

Last time I went to the dentist . Homeboy told me to drop my pant.

I also heard that shit happened to u at the petting zoo.

My proctologist doesn't have any arms!

[fuckin crazy]

The last dentist I saw hurt me more than my first wife.

[Timothy]

The last dentist I saw hurt me more than my first wife.

Was he another jilted lover?

[fuckin crazy]

Nah ... he didn't mean shit, it was her that hurt.

[BlowUpYourVideo]

Whenever I go to the dentist, I'm usually in there for all of 2 minutes. And aren't you supposed to brush twice a day? I don't, and my teeth are like this guy's . Sort of.

[Where is Hassan Nasrallah ?]

Don't turn this into an anti-dentite thread!!!  Dentists are your friends. 

yeah anti-dentite .... next step will be people thinking they should get their own school !!!

[stolat]

This thread reminds me of that film "Marathon Man". It is about nazi hunting. Dustin Hoffman wakes up in a dentist chair to find a sinsiter Olivier leaning over him with a tray of dentist tools at the ready. Olivier asks, "Is it Safe?"........with a drill in hand!

Lucky me though, I went to the dentist recently for a check up and was told that my teeth were in very good condition. No fillings at all!! Apparantly, my wisdom teeth had been moving around in my gums for two years but had finally settled. No need to get them out!

Must have a high pain thresh hold not to notice! 

[Lisa]

This thread reminds me of that film "Marathon Man". It is about nazi hunting. Dustin Hoffman wakes up in a dentist chair to find a sinsiter Olivier leaning over him with a tray of dentist tools at the ready. Olivier asks, "Is it Safe?"........with a drill in hand!

Lucky me though, I went to the dentist recently for a check up and was told that my teeth were in very good condition. No fillings at all!! Apparantly, my wisdom teeth had been moving around in my gums for two years but had finally settled. No need to get them out!

Must have a high pain thresh hold not to notice!?

that's a new one..are they treated?
Besides the fact that rarely wisdom teeth grow in straight, they harbour very deep crevices, if you do manage to have them grow in straight they are more prone to cavity then any other tooth because of the depth of these crevices and most dentist will treat them and fill up the deepest of the crevices so the toothbrush can clean them properly. The typical adult mouth may suffer tooth damage and realignment if and when these teeth grow in, usually in late teens(19ish) to mid twenties.

[stolat]

Yeh no, my wisdom teeth aren't straight - they were always lying flat from when I was a kid. Luckily my dentist foresaw the potential future problems that I could have and pulled 4 teeth when I was a kid so there would be room for movement. God Bless Chinese dentists!! Luckily I'm in my 30s now!

As I said, xrays all Ok!

Sorry to spoil your fun there Lisa.

[Lisa]

Yeh no, my wisdom teeth aren't straight - they were always lying flat from when I was a kid. Luckily my dentist foresaw the potential future problems that I could have and pulled 4 teeth when I was a kid so there would be room for movement. God Bless Chinese dentists!! Luckily I'm in my 30s now!

As I said, xrays all Ok!

Sorry to spoil your fun there Lisa.

no fun really, I was just curious..I tempted in a dental office(my most horrific fear) while in Uni cuz the pay was outstanding

[JMack]

     I'm going today.  This guy is real good but I've sided his house, put his kid through college and put a down payment on his car so far.  I have the old check book with me today.  Need a bridge and two posts aprox 4,000.00 + dollars.  I should have played and worked in a less violent manner.  I'm an orthopedists and Dentists best customer.  I'd rather pay than use the VA dudes any day.

[andy1981]

fuck the dentist, self medicate with beer 

last time I went was 9 months ago and they said I had to go back and get ?80 worth of work done, I was like, no. so i forgot about the appointment and got charged ?40 for the privilage then they sent me a postcard last week saying i'm due for a check up

i say fuck that, even though the dentist was hot and irish 

it must be one special type of person to become a dentist to like inflicting pain on people all day, and charging for the "work" done.

I've got squint teeth and they are nicotine stained and my back filling dropped out a few months ago, but I aint going.