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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM »
Too much information  about a guy who is short.  rofl

Can't imagine that too many people  care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2007, 04:42:14 AM »
I still firmly believe this was popularized by Conan O'Brien and myself. All others are followers. Besides, the joke's worn thin. Time to move on to the real coolest man alive...
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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2007, 05:14:13 AM »
Um, who's that guy?
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« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2007, 05:32:06 AM »
That's Bruce "The Man" Campbell. 'Nuff said ok
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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2007, 09:00:11 AM »
my stepdad was waiting for a bus at our local bus station sometime last year and some japanese tourists collared him asking if they could take his photo and have theirs taken with him because he looks like Chuck Norris. 
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« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2007, 09:02:52 AM »
Quote from: Jagged Little Pill on July 01, 2007, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: Guns_and_Chad on July 01, 2007, 08:53:32 PM
When the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

 hihi that one has always been my favorite.

No, Chuck Norris has always been your favourite.
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« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2007, 01:23:59 PM »
Quote from: CHINESE DEMOCRACY eventually on June 30, 2007, 09:20:59 PM
rofl lmao

who the hell thinks of this crap?

funny stuff ok

Chuck Norris does.  Now you've made him angry by calling it crap.  You have 7 seconds to self destruct or Chuck Norris is going to show up and kick your ass!
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« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2007, 01:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Gunner80 on June 30, 2007, 10:26:22 PM
This CN crap is getting old!!

You shouldn't call Chuck Norris old.  You'll get him angry.  The Hulk once got Chuck Norris angry.  The Hulk didn't like Chuck Norris when he was angry....because Chuck kicked the Hullks ass.
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« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2007, 01:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Axlfreek on June 30, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
heres a chuck norris fact y'all havnt heard:


BRUCE LEE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM IN "WAY OF THE DRAGON"

Bruce was helping Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris was constipated.  Afterwards, Chuck thanked Bruce and they went on an ass kicking spree together.  Bruce could not handle the carnage and died.  Chuck lived.
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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2007, 01:27:19 PM »
Quote from: judaskennedy on July 01, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
chuch norris has aids

He DID have aids...but Chuck Norris scared them away.
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information  about a guy who is short.  rofl

Can't imagine that too many people  care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.

I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
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« Reply #31 on: July 02, 2007, 01:29:15 PM »
Quote from: nightrain_jh on July 02, 2007, 09:00:11 AM
my stepdad was waiting for a bus at our local bus station sometime last year and some japanese tourists collared him asking if they could take his photo and have theirs taken with him because he looks like Chuck Norris. 

Your step dad is one lucky guy....but can he kick ass like Chuck Norris? No, I didn't think so.
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« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2007, 04:51:40 PM »
All GNR songs were actually recorded by Chuck Norris. He sang and played all the instruments. At the same time. He credited them to Guns N' Roses as a favour. 'Appetite For Destruction' got its name from a Chuck Norris cook book.
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« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2007, 10:10:20 PM »
Hey, isn't Chuck Norris Polish!!
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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2007, 11:05:27 AM »
Quote from: stolat on July 02, 2007, 10:10:20 PM
Hey, isn't Chuck Norris Polish!!

Indeed, Chuck Norris released his own brand of polish this month. It cleans all dirt and can defeat an army within seconds.

If you were referring to his nationality, Chuck Norris is from wherever he wants to be from.
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM »
Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.? rofl

Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.

I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.? rofl rofl

I turned around  to look but only saw some short  guy gesticulating  widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.  hihi
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« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2007, 06:04:17 PM »
TIMOTHY!! have you not seen this thread???
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« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2007, 06:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.? rofl

Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.

I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.? rofl rofl

I turned around? to look but only saw some short? guy gesticulating? widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.? hihi

Chuck Norris don't gesticulate. He testiculates.
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« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2007, 06:10:51 PM »
Quote from: BlowUpYourVideo on July 04, 2007, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 03, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
Quote from: pilferk on July 02, 2007, 01:28:33 PM
Quote from: Krispy Kreme on July 01, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Too much information? about a guy who is short.? rofl

Can't imagine that too many people? care about Chuck Norris, a relic from the 1980s.

I could go on and on about how Chuck Norris is not a relic, but I'm not supposed to respond to you......so I guess I can't even warn you that Chuck NORRIS IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!

If you promise to be really nice to me, I will take you off probation.? rofl rofl

I turned around? to look but only saw some short? guy gesticulating? widely in the air. Freak show. So I moved on.? hihi

Chuck Norris don't gesticulate. He testiculates.


I like it you... hihi testiculates  rofl
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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »
Go go Google, type "find Chuck Norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky"
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