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Brains and Beauty are a lethal combination!
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Irish Medical Dictionary~
Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What you be, after you be eight
Caeserean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan Searching for kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical staff a doctors cane
Morbid a higher offer
Nitrates cheaper than day rates
Node i knew it
Outpatient a person who has fainted
Pelvis second cousin to Elvis
Post operative a letter carrier
Recovery room a place to do upholstery
Rectum nearly killed him
Secretion hiding something
Siezure Roman emperor
Tablet a small table
Terminal illness getting sick at the airport
Tumour one plus more
Urine opposite of you're out
2xcondoms to be sure, to be sure
Hope no-one is offended by this. Quite clever really!
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it's funny in the way you say, "something smells funny" and not "woah that was funny"
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Come on! How can you go past: Terminal - getting sick at the airport......hey!hey?!
That is champagne comedy!
or.......maybe try it with an Irish accent......
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Quote from: stolat on June 28, 2007, 06:54:20 AM
Come on! How can you go past: Terminal - getting sick at the airport......hey!hey?!
That is champagne comedy!
or.......maybe try it with an Irish accent......
Champagne is just ginger-ale that knows somebody.
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